Fuck you Ronnie. I don't need this in my life.
What kind of fucking person picks a Jason Mraz zong. That was a typo but I'm leaving it.
This is the only acceptable version of that song.
Bun ah mo ne bah do benah bo me a ghee na jooooooooze. Sing it ukulele kid.
I like that so far it is the voices that are the focus.
Cee-lo is a fucking perve, and fucking-a does Christina think she's queen shit. other than that, not too bad.
Cee Lo's little dwarf arms are sort of freaking me out.
I sort of resent that I've found Adam Levine to be entirely likable so far. I never agreed to that.
He totally is.
And when did Christina Aguilera get a boob job?
I adore Adam Levine so far. He's so cute and charming!
I think she's gross. FWIW, she claims her gigantic tits are due to breastfeeding. Bullshit, maybe while she was still breastfeeding, but isn't that kid 3 years old now? She definitely had a boob job. I'm betting her tits went south after breastfeeding.
But yea, I totally agree with Loca. I used to think she was mildly cute, but she looks so fake now. Almost like a caricature of a Barbie doll or something.
Cee-Lo looks like he's part T-Rex.
Christina looks like a blonde Snookie.
Adam Levine is a total bitch and a diva.
That other country guy I have nothing to say because I already forgot him.
The contestants are ugly, sing mediocrely and have super-cheesy stories. The mechanics of the show are complicated, ridiculous and stupid.
I fucking love it.
Last edited by I'dDoItAllAgain; 05-06-2011 at 10:04 AM.
I'm a big Adam fan but have been for years anyway.. Cee Lo is a perv and yeah, I was watching and my BF came in the room and looked on the TV and said "Who's that guy? Is he a dwarf?" Christina knows her stuff and gives good feedback to the contestants. Blake is ok but his team kinda blows.
Carrying on a conversation about a reality television show is one thing. Announcing that you're a long time Maroon 5 fan is something else altogether.
It's been entertaining so far but so are the American Idol auditions. Then it turns into the horrifying beast it actually is. We'll see.
I had actually never figured out who Maroon 5 was until the show started (I thought it was like.... "alternative metal"??? I live under a rock). Totally unoffensive to me. And while I'm maybe not ready to become a Maroon 5 fan, I am an Adam fan now. So cute!
Cee Lo is a perv for sure. On the most recent show it looked like one of the young girls was quite uncomfortable by his comments, I think she ended up picking the other judge just to avoid being sexually harrased by Cee Lo.