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    Dear Drunk Chinawoman,

    Thank you so much for throwing you beer all over me on Saturday during the Panthers game and screaming happy St Patricks Day at me but when the fuck did the chinese get invaded by the irish so you can pick up on their customs and make me cold during the fucking game. Thank you chinawoman thank you oh so much. I can't wait to see you on the chinese new year so i can throw chopsticks at you and scream happy new year

    now dry in the comfort of my office,
    cacolicious
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Dear Stefinitely Maybe,

    Have you tried Hotel Sputnik? Moderately priced for all your post-commie bland modernist architecture needs. They also have a damn good breakfast with pierogies and alcohol (if so desired).

    Jet-settingly yours,
    Courtney

    PS, buy yourself a ushanka for the cold weather. You know you want to.

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    Dear Hannah,

    Why are you up so early??? Go to bed and have horrible nightmares

    love always,
    cacolicious
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    My Dear Caco,

    Not early. Late.

    If I fall asleep now I'll get a full twenty minutes,
    Hannah

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    Dear Hannah,

    Stay off the drugs

    xoxoxoxoxo,
    Cacolicious
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Dear Caco,

    Baby Steps.

    I <3 you but I'm not IN <3 with you,
    Hannah

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    Dear Hannah

    what movie was that from? the i love you but im not in love with you?

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxoxoxoxox oxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox,

    cacolicious


    ps: i just thought of it....its from chris rocks first movie as a director...head of state...but it was a bit different
    "i know you but i don't know know you"
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Dear Caco,

    I couldn't remember, so I tried to google it. Google misunderstood it as a breakup attempt, and told me it didn't want to see me anymore. Apparently that bitch Yahoo told it about this time I drunkenly used Ask.com (without a firewall no less).

    kisses,
    Hannah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Dear Stefinitely Maybe,

    Have you tried Hotel Sputnik? Moderately priced for all your post-commie bland modernist architecture needs. They also have a damn good breakfast with pierogies and alcohol (if so desired).

    Jet-settingly yours,
    Courtney

    PS, buy yourself a ushanka for the cold weather. You know you want to.
    Hotel Sputnik is 95 a night, are you insane!?!?!!!!!
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Dear Hannah,

    Once again stay off the drugs.

    sincerly,

    a very hungry caco



    **************************


    Dear boss,

    if you hire another cute girl because she slept with somebody I'm going to braid my hair and come to work in a mini skirt after i shave my legs. You don't need more bimbos, we have enough, you don't need any....i alone can do the work that they all do. I can do it quicker and I can do it correctly. How do I know that??? BECAUSE I HELP THEM WITH ALL THERE SHIT!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!! Haven't you ever heard of a one night stand??

    grrrrrrrrr
    the guy with long hair that you can mistaken for a girl from the back
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    what movie was that from? the i love you but im not in love with you?
    Isn't that from like every romantic comedy ever? It's what the rich, self-absorbed old boyfriend tells the endearingly clueless girl before dumping her. Then she goes into a deep depression, eats xyz unhealthy food perhaps with girlfriends while crying about it, other stuff in her life gets messed up as well, and while still depressed she meets the quirky but attractive leading man who she initially loathes but eventually falls in love with. Throw in a couple plot twists and a happily ever after for good measure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    Hotel Sputnik is 95 a night, are you insane!?!?!!!!!
    Woah, sorry, apparently the Russian economy is doing well. Or the kids at Hotel Sputnik are now running a much different ship. When I stayed there it was more like 40 per night.

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    dear courtney,

    i think you might be speaking about your relationship...come speak to me in the ask caco relationship advice thread and I will fix you up.

    concerned,

    Dr. Caco Ph.D
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    The Russian economy definitely seems to have improved. Almost every hotel seems to be charging astronomical prices, or be fully booked.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Dear Stefinitely Maybe,

    How do you feel about cardboard boxes? I hear they're quite reasonable.

    That, or perhaps you can just sleep your way to the top of the music biz. I hear Liam is single again.

    opportunities abound,
    Courtney

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    To Whom it May Concern,
    This is the funniest, most entertaining, and theraputic thread on this entire board(and possibly the entire internet). Matt
    Ive got the demons in me, Ive got to brush them all away.......

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    Dearest Dr. Caco,

    You see right through me. Now when is the hopeful montage of me being endearing going about my normal daily routine while trying to get over my ex-boyfriend, set to a cliche pop song, going to kick in?

    waiting,
    Courtney

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Dear Stefinitely Maybe,

    How do you feel about cardboard boxes? I hear they're quite reasonable.

    That, or perhaps you can just sleep your way to the top of the music biz. I hear Liam is single again.

    opportunities abound,
    Courtney
    Where did you hear that? I don't think it's true; he is still happy with that Appleton chick.

    Also, I just noticed your avatar. We are opening for PB&J on April 15th here in London! I'm looking forward to it!
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    WHAT!? get the fuck out stef, you are on the up and up son congrats......I just like PB&J better than Oasis.

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    Thanks man. I don't really know anything about PB&J but it's a good venue and it should be a fun show.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Dear Barbaratheninja,

    I know that you want multiple hookups over the coachella holiday, but please stop using this forum as a dating service. I'm calling you out. I know you make a lot of cutesy jokes, but I can tell that you want it bad. Also, dont ever use this :3 face again. It doesn't convey "cute feelings", it looks like some one with balls on their face.

    but we're still cool
    Sami



    Dear Roommate,

    Start faking orgasms in a more realistic manner immediately. Or at least more quietly. I'm tired of dealing with this shit.

    OHHHHH OOHhhh ah ah ah ahhhh keep going *squeal*
    Frances

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    Dear Stefinitely Maybe,

    I admit that I'm not very up on the tabloid gossip. I may be confusing Liam with another soon-to-be-divorced British celebrity. I wish him all the best, and would not condone any sort of house-wrecking activities, despite however difficult the state of Moscow lodgings.

    Also, that's excellent that you're opening for PB&J. I like them a lot.

    impressed,
    Courtney

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    Dear Thomas,

    Roses are red, violets are blue, 1 2 3, I love you

    <3
    SB

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    1 star thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Dear Stupid Blonde that got my promotion because of the crevis in between your thighs,

    I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!! I hate you with every fucking bone in my body...aaahhhh i hate you.
    Reason number 1: You do not tell people what the producers make on the movies
    Reason number 2: You do not tell our boss I said it's ok
    Reason number 3: You do not try to fuck the director of our next movie so you can get a role on it.
    Reason number 4: The director lives in England you dumb bitch
    Reason number 5: You do not sit on the phone and flirt with the director while nobody else is here but me.
    Reason number 6: You never and I mean never make the comment "im a little gray mouse stuck working inside of a deva's body" in front of me again
    Reason number 7: Stop looking in the fucking mirror behind my desk to make sure your hair looks good. It fucking creeps me out when I see your alien face!!!

    that's enough hate for now i hope you fucking die as i hit "post quick reply"

    always ready to pull that trigger if you hate your life,
    El Professional
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Dear Stupid Blonde that I am currently transmitting STDs to,


    Congratulations on the promotion!


    SINcerely,

    HurryUp McI'veOnlyGot5Minutes
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    Just fuck her Ronnie. Jesus. Stop beating around the bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Just fuck her Ronnie. Jesus. Stop beating around the bush.

    i do not hate fuck anymore....its not good for my skin
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Dear ronnie,

    Here's the part I don't get. You're working on movies. and you're surprised a talentless, backstabbing blonde with big tits got a promotion over you??

    confused,
    Tom
    Last edited by TomAz; 03-19-2007 at 01:27 PM. Reason: to comply with the fucking format, idiot
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    PS. fake big tits at that even. I mean, isn't that how the system works?
    Last edited by TomAz; 03-19-2007 at 01:27 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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