View Poll Results: Intentions going in?

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  • Went for the music nothing more

    27 36.49%
  • Went in looking for a hook-up

    7 9.46%
  • Went in with my boo by my side.

    12 16.22%
  • Not hooking up with anybody, but if they're attractive..

    9 12.16%
  • Getting laid.

    19 25.68%
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Thread: Females only!

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    Default Females only!

    What were your intentions going into Coachella?
    My buddies always say girls are always taken, personally as a married man I'm in it for the music.
    Last edited by CoachellaVet01; 04-26-2011 at 11:42 AM.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    To meet other females.
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by CoachellaVet01 View Post
    My buddies always say girls are always taken, personally as a married man I'm in it for the music.
    what?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Is this a fucking joke? Is it really 2011?

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    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Worst. Poll. Ever.
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    Default Re: Females only!

    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
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    Default Re: Females only!

    so does anyone in this thread want to hook up?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    i would, but i'm here for the music
    April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
    April 24 - Godflesh / Mogwai
    April 26 - Cloud Nothings
    May 1 - Ghost
    May 2-4 - Austin Psych Fest
    May 23 - Saint Vitus
    May 27 - Fu Manchu
    June 6-8 - X Games Concerts
    June 12-14 - Sónar Barcelona
    June 27 - Deafheaven / Swans


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    Muse might as well named themselves the Pablo Honeys.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    I do! My gender is defined solely by my sexual endeavors!

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Where is the: "For the fashion show & to critique & make fun of people for what they're wearing". option.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Default Re: Females only!

    I was there for the lesbian orgy. Sorry if you didn't get the invite - "females only", obvs.
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    Default Re: Females only!

    I'm a canine, and I went for the petting.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    so does anyone in this thread want to hook up?
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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Default Re: Females only!

    I hope the 8 people that voted were all joking, otherwise... Lotus: did you vote?

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
    Can't it be music and cock? Or is that flying too close to the sun?

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    Default Re: Females only!

    what is the difference between "went in looking for a hook up" and "getting laid"?

    personally as a married man I'm in it for the ogling. and the hugs.
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    Default Re: Females only!

    also I got $50 that the OP has yet to consummate his marriage.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Default Re: Females only!

    What about ALL of the above?

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by I.F.A. View Post
    I was there for the lesbian orgy. Sorry if you didn't get the invite - "females only", obvs.
    Was this on Friday because I missed that whole day.
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Was this on Friday because I missed that whole day.
    Yep. We told you to pull it together and get in there. See what you missed?
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    I'll take the one in the back with the black jacket.

    Oh yes.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Yep. We told you to pull it together and get in there. See what you missed?
    Damn! I had a feeling Robyn wasn't the only thing I was missing that day.
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
    If someone is willing to pay $269 for a weekend of cock, I can make them a better offer.

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    Default Re: Females only!

    Yeah...me too. I'll throw in the balls!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    ban/delete

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