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    Default Knuck, knuck, knuck

    Why did Betty Crocker go to jail?

    For beating the eggs and whipping the cream

    edit: (jokes)
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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    you musta been just waiting to post that for so long. congratulations shithead, you've now established yourself.

    lawl'd on the shitter reading me Maxim with this one
    A guy gets out of prison after two years. His wife and kids pick him up at the main gate. The guy says to his wife, "F.F." His wife responds, "E.F." The man says, "no, F.F." The wife says, "No way-E.F." This goes on for about five minutes before one of the kids asks, "what the hell are you people talking about?" The father responds, "your mom wants to eat first."
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    what's orange and sounds like a parrot?




















    a carrot.

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    What do you call a black man with a PhD?
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    A "doctor", you fucking racist.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    What do you call a black man with a PhD?
    A "doctor," you fucking racist.
    I literally laughed out loud at this one.
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    knuck? isn't it "nyuck, nycuk, nyuck"? curly is rolling over in his grave.

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    What is Mario and Luigi's favorite fabric?




































    denim denim denim... denim denim denim...
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    knuck? isn't it "nyuck, nycuk, nyuck"? curly is rolling over in his grave.
    Maybe he's Canadian.

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    What is Mario and Luigi's favorite fabric?


    denim denim denim... denim denim denim...
    This is by far the funniest Super Mario joke I've ever fucking heard.

    Mario

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    Marooko
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    What do you get when you mix Betty Crocker & Willie Mays?

    A better batter.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I actually lol'd at that, GPS
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    The thread title made me think of this.

    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Why did the duck cross the basketball court?







    Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls!
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    At least now we know frizzlefry is a BrokenDoll alias.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
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    She seems really sweet so I'll take that as a compliment
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    At least now we know frizzlefry is a BrokenDoll alias.
    And obviously, ShitForBrains has hacked TallGuy's account again.

    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    She seems really sweet so I'll take that as a compliment
    Well, "sweet" may be pushing it, but thank you, frizzlefry.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    And obviously, ShitForBrains has hacked TallGuy's account again.
    Because you never make remarks that are off-puttingly vulgar or creepy. You're right, I'm way out of line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    Because you never make remarks that are off-puttingly vulgar or creepy. You're right, I'm way out of line.
    You've got me totally confused with someone else...#1 I've been known to spurt out vulgarities on occasion. #2 I never said anything about being out of line...I said you had shit for brains thinking I had an alias. An "alias" that happens to think I'm sweet, by the way...

    Where I was wrong was thinking your account had been hacked...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    #2 I never said anything about being out of line...I said you had shit for brains thinking I had an alias.
    It was a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    More jokes. Real jokes.
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    What's funnier than a dead baby?
















    A dead baby in clown makeup
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    I was out with one of my female friends the other day at a bar and I offer to buy her a drink. She looks at me and says 'Listen honey, I wouldn't sleep with you we were the last people on Earth.' So I say 'If we were the last people on Earth I would just rape you.'
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    Thanks for the awkward hushed giggle in the library Sublime
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post

    Well, "sweet" may be pushing it, but thank you, frizzlefry.
    I've seen the presence of your hatred for idiots come across the boards once or twice but the interview of you in the campgrounds implies that a sweet heart is somewhere in there.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Musical joke time!!

    What's better than roses on your piano?














    Tulips on your organ
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    Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?













    He was tired of Hall & Oates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    I was out with one of my female friends the other day at a bar and I offer to buy her a drink. She looks at me and says 'Listen honey, I wouldn't sleep with you we were the last people on Earth.' So I say 'If we were the last people on Earth I would just rape you.'
    It's disturbing how hard I laughed at this one. My mother would be ashamed.

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