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  1. 04-25-2011, 11:33 AM #1
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    Default Knuck, knuck, knuck

    Why did Betty Crocker go to jail?

    For beating the eggs and whipping the cream

    edit: (jokes)
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    At Coachella some dudes walked up to me and asked what the secret to things were, like I knew.
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    at least this thread fulfilled my racist expectations
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  3. 04-25-2011, 11:45 AM #3
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    you musta been just waiting to post that for so long. congratulations shithead, you've now established yourself.

    lawl'd on the shitter reading me Maxim with this one
    A guy gets out of prison after two years. His wife and kids pick him up at the main gate. The guy says to his wife, "F.F." His wife responds, "E.F." The man says, "no, F.F." The wife says, "No way-E.F." This goes on for about five minutes before one of the kids asks, "what the hell are you people talking about?" The father responds, "your mom wants to eat first."
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    what's orange and sounds like a parrot?




















    a carrot.
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    What do you call a black man with a PhD?
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
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    A "doctor", you fucking racist.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    What do you call a black man with a PhD?
    A "doctor," you fucking racist.
    I literally laughed out loud at this one.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    knuck? isn't it "nyuck, nycuk, nyuck"? curly is rolling over in his grave.
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    What is Mario and Luigi's favorite fabric?




































    denim denim denim... denim denim denim...
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    knuck? isn't it "nyuck, nycuk, nyuck"? curly is rolling over in his grave.
    Maybe he's Canadian.

    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    What is Mario and Luigi's favorite fabric?


    denim denim denim... denim denim denim...
    This is by far the funniest Super Mario joke I've ever fucking heard.

    Mario
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Marooko
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"
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    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.
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    What do you get when you mix Betty Crocker & Willie Mays?

    A better batter.
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    I actually lol'd at that, GPS
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"
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    The thread title made me think of this.

    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Why did the duck cross the basketball court?







    Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls!
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    At least now we know frizzlefry is a BrokenDoll alias.
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    She seems really sweet so I'll take that as a compliment
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    At least now we know frizzlefry is a BrokenDoll alias.
    And obviously, ShitForBrains has hacked TallGuy's account again.

    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    She seems really sweet so I'll take that as a compliment
    Well, "sweet" may be pushing it, but thank you, frizzlefry.

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    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    And obviously, ShitForBrains has hacked TallGuy's account again.
    Because you never make remarks that are off-puttingly vulgar or creepy. You're right, I'm way out of line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    Because you never make remarks that are off-puttingly vulgar or creepy. You're right, I'm way out of line.
    You've got me totally confused with someone else...#1 I've been known to spurt out vulgarities on occasion. #2 I never said anything about being out of line...I said you had shit for brains thinking I had an alias. An "alias" that happens to think I'm sweet, by the way...

    Where I was wrong was thinking your account had been hacked...

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    #2 I never said anything about being out of line...I said you had shit for brains thinking I had an alias.
    It was a joke.
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    More jokes. Real jokes.
    upcoming
    Bjork doing Biophilia, 6/2 Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, CA
    Outside Lands, 8/9-11 Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA

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    What's funnier than a dead baby?
















    A dead baby in clown makeup
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    I was out with one of my female friends the other day at a bar and I offer to buy her a drink. She looks at me and says 'Listen honey, I wouldn't sleep with you we were the last people on Earth.' So I say 'If we were the last people on Earth I would just rape you.'
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    Thanks for the awkward hushed giggle in the library Sublime
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post

    Well, "sweet" may be pushing it, but thank you, frizzlefry.
    I've seen the presence of your hatred for idiots come across the boards once or twice but the interview of you in the campgrounds implies that a sweet heart is somewhere in there.
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    Musical joke time!!

    What's better than roses on your piano?














    Tulips on your organ
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    Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?













    He was tired of Hall & Oates.
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    Default Re: Knuck, knuck, knuck

    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    I was out with one of my female friends the other day at a bar and I offer to buy her a drink. She looks at me and says 'Listen honey, I wouldn't sleep with you we were the last people on Earth.' So I say 'If we were the last people on Earth I would just rape you.'
    It's disturbing how hard I laughed at this one. My mother would be ashamed.
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