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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Can we change the thread title to "An Objective List Of Usernames That If Everyone Were To Put On Ignore, It Would Be As If They Were Banned"?

    Edited because of big babies.








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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    juloxx
    please. So, so dumb.

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    So....how does this work?











    Oh, wait...it doesn't.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Unfortunately the ignore feature doesn't protect you in the event that someone quotes the person you have on ignore.
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    We should also ignore anyone who quotes or replies to anyone on this list.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Unfortunately the ignore feature doesn't protect you in the event that someone quotes the person you have on ignore.
    I guess that would be unfortunate... I just can't imagine being bothered so much by someone that even their quoted remarks would annoy me.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    We should also ignore anyone who quotes or replies to anyone on this list.
    This is good... Or, at least good enough to get a group discount on group therapy, I'd think.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    In addition, guidelines require that you also put everyone else mentioned therein on ignore. Mass participation will effectively accomplish said title's goal.
    Noble cause, needs to be carried out correctly to work. This won't work.

    Unlike banning, ignoring someone won't prevent them from posting in this thread. Under your definition, you would have to read anything they put in here, so that you could "also put everyone else mentioned ... on ignore." Including yourself, if they so chose.

    A technicality, perhaps, but the bigger picture is the havoc that will be caused by allowing any one dipshit to be able to nominate to the Universal Ignore List.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    oh, also

    icaito
    darthlaker
    emlliik or whatever his name is
    anyone with "420" in their board name
    anyone with "Daft" in their board name
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Noble cause, needs to be carried out correctly to work. This won't work.

    Unlike banning, ignoring someone won't prevent them from posting in this thread. Under your definition, you would have to read anything they put in here, so that you could "also put everyone else mentioned ... on ignore." Including yourself, if they so chose.

    A technicality, perhaps, but the bigger picture is the havoc that will be caused by allowing any one dipshit to be able to nominate to the Universal Ignore List.
    Can we get a lawyer or law-school attendee to revise the guidelines, please? Legalese is not my area of expertise. I just like the word "therein".
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    We should also ignore anyone who quotes or replies to anyone on this list.
    butthurt by internet much?

    Also, anyone that actually uses the ignore feature
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    This thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    oh, also
    anyone with "420" in their board name
    you can't possibly include Kingsblend in that
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Can we get a lawyer or law-school attendee to revise the guidelines, please? Legalese is not my area of expertise. I just like the word "therein".
    Laws only aid or punish stupidity ... never regulates it.
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    Not in my world, Ally. Not in my world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
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    I nominate captncrazy to have ultimate veto power of those to be ignored. Only the people on her list (which shall be updated in the first post) will be placed on ignore.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    i have had rasooli as the only person on my ignore list for quite a long time and every time I see one of his posts quoted I don't regret it at all
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    The only thing missing from this board are teams. We nominate 4 captains. We argue about the nominees. Each captain drafts 25 board members. We argue over the picks. Boardies not drafted feel left out. We vote on who has the best team. Shameless self promotion and exclusivity only strengthens the cliquiness of it all.

    Go.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    see what I mean, Jen?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Let's just all ignore Dani.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Groupthink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Not in my world, Ally. Not in my world.
    it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
    its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
    theres so much that we share
    that its time we're aware
    its a small world after all

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    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small, small world

    There is just one moon and one golden sun
    And a smile means friendship to everyone.
    Though the mountains divide
    And the oceans are wide
    It's a small small world

    (chorus)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    The only thing missing from this board are teams. We nominate 4 captains. We argue about the nominees. Each captain drafts 25 board members. We argue over the picks. Boardies not drafted feel left out. We vote on who has the best team. Shameless self promotion and exclusivity only strengthens the cliquiness of it all.

    Go.
    Can we get a pie-chart for this shit?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    anyone with "420" in their board name
    anyone with "Daft" in their board name
    And I nearly signed up as DaftAlchemy420. Crisis averted.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
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    Brokendoll goes without saying, right? I mean, I shouldn't have to tell you to brush your teeth, either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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