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    Ghost shit.

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    I won't be able to wait to poop at Coachella. I gotta go now.
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    only porta pottie shit i took inside the grounds at coachella was 2010 saturday afternoon right before bassnectar i was baking...gladly my friend and i had JUST left the heineken dome and had some of those fans....i was constantly waving it and was still sweating..i cant even imagine without it

    last year now that i think about it i deuced every morning..it really wasn't too bad tho, maybe they had just been cleaned idk

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    The only time to shit is at 11. When they are nice and clean inside the grounds

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    Nothing like working up a sweat while shitting in the midday heat.

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    To urinate... my friends want to just bring adult diapers and piss in those, then wrap them up and throw them away.

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    key to a truly satisfying morning glory: get up during sunrise before it gets hot

    i even went to the portopotties next to the roller rink one morning and there were no lines. that's about as fresh as the potties can get
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    Get up during sunrise? 4 hours of sleep? No thanks.
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    Has anyone ever thought about something like this? Or has brought one along?

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    ok I do this every year:

    The night before the first day of the festival(Thursday night) eat lots of carbs and veggies right? Wake up and have a LIQUID breakfast such as two bottles of Odwalla or another fruit smoothie.

    You should crap before you leave and then have nothing in ur stomach when you show up. I eat around 1-2 for lunch and then just hold it in till after I leave around 12am.

    EASY

    I have only had to shit once at Coachella!! (Been to every Coachella but #7) It was last year and I got so panic stricken I wanted to leave for 20 mins. I found a super clean porta pottie in the VIP way in the back that had just been cleaned!

    The biggest mistake is to eat a huge breakfast everyday..huge breakfast = huge crap around 2-5 pm during the HEAT!

    It was a fucking religious experience

    this is a funny thread

    Liquid breakfast and lunch is the key. Plus stay away from 90% of the food there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Hahaha that's awesome. Poor guy, I'd hate to be him.

    And to answer this thread - I poop like normal during coachella. I just use a ton of toilet paper to wipe down the seat, and then cover it with TP before I sit down. It's gross and sweaty in there but must be done.

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    another good idea would be...take toilet paper and squeeze that hand sanitizer into the toilet paper..then wipe down the toilet seat with the hand sanitizer..i'm still all for covering the toilet seat with tp after doing so tho..can never get too cautious!

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    I generally only poop every other day, and have held it for up to a week before. That week I did nothing but eat peanut butter sandwiches, and when it came out it looked like Jif and had the consistency of hot tar. So because of the way my body is, I only have had to poop once at a festival. I had a backpack with me and had to wear it while going because the floor was wet.

    How about masturbating? Three or four days without can be pretty tough. I definitely sprayed some semen inside a porta-potty a couple times this summer at Bonnaroo. I guess it's interesting to do that while knowing people are shitting around you, that there is a pile of hundreds of peoples' shit gurgling in chemicals below you, and that there are good bands playing within fifty yards. I wrote a little poem about using portable toilets if anyone is interested.

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    Twenty five strangers shit
    in upright plastic coffin
    and all forget to flush.
    I must have looked as if I were a diseased creature. Covered in cigarette cartons like bird shit, smeary colored face, drinking wine out of a pair of sweat pants. A dead baby hung off the side of my head -- crying to get high on smokes and glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Forever View Post
    To urinate... my friends want to just bring adult diapers and piss in those, then wrap them up and throw them away.
    That sounds like an awful idea.

    Encourage them and post results.

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    How about masturbating? Three or four days without can be pretty tough. I definitely sprayed some semen inside a porta-potty a couple times this summer at Bonnaroo.
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    The disgusting porto potties are just part of the experience. Take the good with the bad. And one of the funniest/most disgusting conversations my camp group has had was because of a person's experience in one of those.
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    Who wants to carry around 5+ pounds of cheese steaks, spicy pie, garlic frys, heinekans, corn dogs & curry around in their rectums for 4 days??? hell no...point me to the shitters!
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    re: porta convos

    my buddy at roo: ugh, i think there's some afterbirth on the wall.

    guy in john next to him: yea my bad dude.
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    We all know there are those "other" restrooms. The nice ones with a/c and a faucet. Find them, and your good.

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    Pooping in those portoloos is like a detox sauna and a chemical hazard at the same time, cancels each other out I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    That's a common issue with runners.
    Yes, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    We all know there are those "other" restrooms. The nice ones with a/c and a faucet. Find them, and your good.
    I love that 98% of people overlook them..
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    My oldest daughters first trip to the porta potty last year surprised her with 2 folks getting it on in the damn thing. Just about made her throw up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misterpickles View Post
    nothing like a mollie poop
    Oh man that totally reminds me of this past year, I was avoiding shitting all day and then finally had to drop bombs on the come-up. I lucked out and found toilets that had literally just been cleaned. When I was in there it was a total conflict of emotions. Part of me was still hot and sweaty while the other part was feeling the effects of the MDMA. It was quite the experience. The music shaking the walls helped too.

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    There's not enough hand sanitizer in the world to ever get me to sit down on a porta-potty seat! I'd just as soon walk home and use my own litterbox... Which is generally what we do since we live within a mile. Last year though, I really wanted to go the weekend without going back to the house, and I believe I made the hovering attempt at pooping. Still didn't work. It's as if my dot said, "Have you seen what's in there? Fuck that, I can wait!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I made the hovering attempt at pooping. Still didn't work. It's as if my dot said, "Have you seen what's in there? Fuck that, I can wait!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    this is what you have to do. you need to take a dump, knowing you will shower right after.

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    fucking assholes. I knew it wasn't a good idea to click on this thread while i was eating something.

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    "What goin on in there?"
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    That is effing creepy.
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