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    I liked life better when I believed women didn't take shits...let alone openly discuss "dumping"
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    reading about dumping has caused a bowel movement. i'll go defecate now

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    Feces ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Disgusting thread of the year nominee and eventual winner
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    will be a proud moment for Mama
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    OH MY FUCKING GOD
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    That's a common issue with runners.
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    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    Looks like it could be one of those Gatorade ads where everything is black and white except for the gatorade/sweat/poo pouring out of the athletes.

    Is it in you?

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    Please someone photoshop it and make the Gatoranal ad

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    This thread is funny as hell, and reminded me of a conversation I overheard outside of the campground porta potties on Friday this year:

    Guy 1, after leaving porta potty: "I will not be taking a shit at all this weekend."
    Guy 2: "Come on, that's impossible, you're gonna have to go eventually."
    Guy 1: "It's possible, I once went 5 days without."

    5 FUCKING DAYS. I refuse to believe that he is human. That is absolutely ridiculous. I dropped the first of a few bombs by Friday evening. I'm not a fan of porta potties, but luckily every time I went they had just been cleaned.

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    Who's gonna go pooless for the whole 10 days?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Who's gonna go pooless for the whole 10 days?
    Imagine the first dump after 10 days of holding it in...

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    Im not a fan of having to shit for three days. Grow a pair of testicles and shit in the porto potty. If it makes you feel better, put a bunch of toilet papper in it first to minimize splashback! Bring a can of lysol, disinfect the seat and use 2 seat covers. You will have more fun if you don't feel like your tank is on full all weekend. How do you people survive? Its just germs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero23 View Post
    This thread is funny as hell, and reminded me of a conversation I overheard outside of the campground porta potties on Friday this year:

    Guy 1, after leaving porta potty: "I will not be taking a shit at all this weekend."
    Guy 2: "Come on, that's impossible, you're gonna have to go eventually."
    Guy 1: "It's possible, I once went 5 days without."

    5 FUCKING DAYS. I refuse to believe that he is human. That is absolutely ridiculous. I dropped the first of a few bombs by Friday evening. I'm not a fan of porta potties, but luckily every time I went they had just been cleaned.
    On vacation once as a child, I didn't poop for 2 weeks.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    On vacation once as a child, I didn't poop for 2 weeks.
    How much did you vomit?
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    That's a common issue with runners.
    Oh, do tell. You look like you're probably a huge running enthusiast.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I happened to take a bite out of my peanut butter sandwich and when I looked up I saw this pic load. Oh god, why?!?
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    haha i feel like pooping was the topic amongst my campground. with everyone making sure everyone tried to go.

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    Don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I decided the sweatbox/shit-fest combo wasn't gonna work out after day 1 so I took the supermarket shuttle and did my business at some restaurant there. PROTIP for sure.

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    I have a picture of a person vomitting inside of a port-o-potty! Why wouldn't they just go to a trashcan, imagine the splashback!!!

    Coachella 2012 part deux

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    When the chemical/sewage from the porto potty splashes on your backside. Sorry to evoke any nightmares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    After a few Coachellas, you'll learn.



    Can't have too much absorbency. Always go for the extra.lol

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    Seriously who can hold their shit for 3+ days, there is something wrong with your bowels and you need to eat more fiber. that's just wrong...a tip for campers: if you're going to the supermarket go there!!!

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    Colorado police say man hid in portable toilet tank

    BOULDER, Colo. - Police in Colorado say a woman who stepped inside a portable toilet at a yoga festival discovered a man hiding in the tank below when she lifted the toilet lid.

    Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel says the woman told authorities she noticed something moving inside the tank and asked a man to check it out. The man reported seeing someone covered in a tarp inside the tank.

    A festival security supervisor said the suspect eventually emerged from the toilet - covered in human waste - and slipped away.

    Police say the suspect is thought to be in his 20s and is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thewoodenman View Post
    i just noticed i didn't do it all weekend.. and i didn't even mean to lol
    Maybe if u don't think about it. The urge is not there....

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    This thread reminds me of this scene in Schindler's list:


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    You guys ever take a shit that somehow shoots directly down the toilet and disappears in the pipe. Then say you are texting or something on your phone for a min or two then when you look down and the shit has vanished you question yourself. "Did I really just poop or was that just a fart and I wasnt paying attention. I dont see any poop...??"

    Yeah me niether

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