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    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.

    The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.

    I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.
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    I have never pooped in my 5 years of Coachella. I did throw up once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    This is great... please stick around and post more.
    This has hurt my feelings more than any hateful post that has directly insulted me =)
    you iz good mayn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibuprofane View Post
    The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.
    I just hope you weren't the dude that didn't even think of mercy flushing next to me Sunday. Holy shnikies was that a smell that I didn't think was possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.

    The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.

    I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.
    Friday night was hell for this guy. Had to throw down a 20 for my son and I on the taxi-bike it was so bad. Johnson&Johnson talcum powder is the best thing ever invented. Just sayin'.

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    I was remarkably regular this year for an elderly man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I was remarkably regular this year for an elderly man.
    Lol..this shit had me laughing dude...lawls

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    My secret this year was the port-o-potties by the Heineken domes as soon as the beer gardens opened. Those things were spotless. Got my business done there and I was good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wompwomp View Post
    My secret this year was the port-o-potties by the Heineken domes as soon as the beer gardens opened. Those things were spotless. Got my business done there and I was good to go.
    I remember finding that set of them on Saturday afternoon. They were immaculate. My go to spot for the remainder of the fest.

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    A/C Trailers or bust. They're the only choice.
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    In my seven years of Coachella, I have not stepped foot into a portapotty. I never even feel like going. Though, at the hotel, in the mornings and nights, I will pee. Poop, on the other hand, does not happen until Monday night. I lose like 10 pounds.

    This year was almost a tragedy, as I got food poisoning on Thursday night. I thought I might throw up on Friday, but the sun dissolved the feeling, and by the time I watched Cold War Kids, I was good. I did leave before Caifanes and Chemical Brothers though, because I was exhausted for not having slept the night before.
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    no pooping for me at coachella...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyup View Post
    luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.
    I use to believe this until your neighbor barges in, drops a rocksteady then clearly scratches the walls on either side of them making you act quiet as not to promote competition.
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    Your neighbor is a man....simple

    Poopchella 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    Your neighbor is a man....simple

    Poopchella 11
    Well there were a group of Asian girls waiting near my stall. I swear it sounded like somebody was fisting Asobi Seksu.
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    It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?

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    I dropped a spanner in the port-a-potty on Friday night. I felt like a snake shedding on the inside.
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenJ View Post
    It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?
    I called that out...fuckers kicking it next to fecies boxes....nasty shit..I bet they're into scat. Could u imagine some weird little fried out raver fishing in the blue water for a treat like a racoon in a koi pond

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    tips:
    1. AT ALL COST ALWAYS AVOID BATHROOM AT FOOD COURT, SMELLIEST SHIT IS THERE
    2. next to the sahara tent in the very back of the porto potties were nice flushing toilets with tiles that didnt smell
    3. dont eat fried food
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    Once a day in the heavenly white chariots of anal evacuation

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    People that are afraid to poop at Coachella:

    Just balance yourself above to toilet and let it go. I am telling you, taking a nice frothy turd gives me a second wind. I don't really count on the bulky kind after my first slice of spicy pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    People that are afraid to poop at Coachella:

    Just balance yourself above to toilet and let it go. I am telling you, taking a nice frothy turd gives me a second wind. I don't really count on the bulky kind after my first slice of spicy pie.
    Still sad about you dissing my monkey butt comment =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    Still sad about you dissing my monkey butt comment =(
    Okay, let's leave the monkeys out of this or we'll have shit everywhere, God Dammit!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyup View Post
    luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.
    Then a guy somehow snuck into the Lot 5 Woman's Showers and dropped a deuce. A girl from our camp came back from them Monday morning saying there was a huge dump in there. Haha.
    Only felt the need to go once, Saturday night at Lot 5. Got there just after they cleaned it, no issues lol.
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    I poop at home!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenJ View Post
    It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?
    I was waiting in line for one that was at the very end of the row and someone was sitting down against it. I kept thinking that it had to be so gross and why would anyone want to sit there. When I finally got in there I started to think that maybe they were waiting there to try and tip it over when someone was in there and I started to panic. Then I heard outside "hey man let's just do this". I finished peeing as fast as could thinking I was about to get covered in the nastiest fluids imaginable. Weirdos. Don't hang out next to shitters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I ate two slices of spicy pie this year. It was impossible to avoid.
    i had seven

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    I saw those bathroom trailers next to the Sahara and avoided it ALL weekend long because i thought those were hand washers. I had my bottle of hand sanitizer so that wasn't necessary. Sunday rolls along and i find out those were shitters as well. I was pissed, only because they were empty Friday & Saturday when i would go,but by Sunday, the word had gotten out and the lines were huge. *face-palm*
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    When your trying to go number 2, always aim for a port-a-potty that a female has just used prior to you. %100 clean %99 of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the choice cat View Post
    When your trying to go number 2, always aim for a port-a-potty that a female has just used prior to you. %100 clean %99 of the time.
    And we now have a #2 added to the analogy of Coachella Pooping...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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