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    Quote Originally Posted by thewoodenman View Post
    i just noticed i didn't do it all weekend.. and i didn't even mean to lol
    I ate two slices of spicy pie this year. It was impossible to avoid.
    fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolswaglol View Post
    I made that mistake because I couldn't decide if I had to go or not until 1 or 2 o'clock. I came out of there looking like I had just gone swimming. Absolutely disgusting
    yeah I made that mistake last year, pooping right before we went in around 2pm. you come out looking like you have typhoid fever.

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    i didn't have to go at all on Friday, which surprised and delighted me. Then on Saturday I suddenly HAD to go at about 7pm. And then on Sunday I to take a poop TWICE in the middle of the day. my body was definitely telling me things.
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    I don't get how some of you can go all weekend without pooping. I try to go in the morning right after the "cleaning" truck goes by. I invested in thick toilet seat covers this year, and always brought butt wipes with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

    Is there a funnier childish word than poop?
    Yes, there is...Ka-Ka...Oh, and Turdies always gets a giggle out of me also! lol But, anyway... My "dot" must be some elitest that needs it's very own litterbox because it didn't matter what I ate or drank, it just wasn't happening.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?
    As long as its a coed discussion im down

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    i grabbed the vertical bar on the door and held on for dear life as i hovered over the toilet single day
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    I love this fucking thread.
    This thread gives me the urge to dilate.

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    Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.

    And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    i grabbed the vertical bar on the door and held on for dear life as i hovered over the toilet single day
    Then it was you and your kind who cause the disaster I saw in one of the Porto-Potties: a botched hover job which resulted in shit everywhere but where it was supposed to be!

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    I think everyone should give us updates of when they are going poop in this thread... I'll start.....
    fuck.

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    The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.

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    As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
    They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.

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    What is your regular poop schedule?

    I'm a morning guy with an occasional evening drop off.

    A former employee would go twice a day. it got so bad, I made an Enola Gay picture for him to hang when he was done. He says he goes 4 times a day...

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    Saturday around 2am a couple friends and I went to the portas near our area(lot 5) and as soon as we got there we heard a few drunk girls having the hardest time getting out of one.
    I kept yelling from my stall, Handle girl, turn the handle!

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    Pooping in the A/C Toilet trailers since 2008.

    Amazing how no one seems to notice them for most of the weekend.

    Though by Sunday there's a line of girls standing inside, holding the door open, stretching down to the regular portos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I ate two slices of spicy pie this year. It was impossible to avoid.
    i had 4 over the whole weekend lol i think something is wrong with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by eimie View Post
    Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.

    And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.
    I haven't got psychological issues with porta-potties, but my "dot" does. I mean, really...would you want to spill your guts to some shitty like stranger in some dark assed hole?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Spork View Post
    As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
    They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.
    You need to hook up with the Creator's Project, I'm serious...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    It's easy! Just bring your own toilet paper and throw a lot into the pit of shit/piss/blue water so there's no splash. >=D
    I'd do suprefan.

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    oh and Gold Bond!
    Quote Originally Posted by lolswaglol View Post
    I don't see people on the map. somebody please help. does this mean coachella is canceled?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Mae West View Post
    oh and Gold Bond!
    Agreed! Chafing of the sack can be an extremely uncomfortable sensation.

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    I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.

    The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.

    I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.

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    i had spicy pie for dinner the first two nights; morning glory was inevitable
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    I passed the menik 'NO SHITTING CHALLENGE' with flying colors this year for the 6th year in a row

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    I used to try not to poop at coachella, but then I acquired some toilet seat covers and bought some of that moist toilet paper stuff. No problems for me! Drink beer, take shits!
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    As much as I try not to poop, I always end up having to go on Sunday. Rather than baking in a portapotty, I went to the air conditioned restroom trailers around 1pm. There was no wait, and I was able to poop in peace.

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    luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyup View Post
    luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.
    Thank you...these others were distorting my fantasy. I perfer to be in denial

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