Pooping at coachella.

[GuyInTucson]

i just noticed i didn't do it all weekend.. and i didn't even mean to lol

I ate two slices of spicy pie this year. It was impossible to avoid.

[kneuller]

I made that mistake because I couldn't decide if I had to go or not until 1 or 2 o'clock. I came out of there looking like I had just gone swimming. Absolutely disgusting

yeah I made that mistake last year, pooping right before we went in around 2pm. you come out looking like you have typhoid fever.

pooper

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i didn't have to go at all on Friday, which surprised and delighted me. Then on Saturday I suddenly HAD to go at about 7pm. And then on Sunday I to take a poop TWICE in the middle of the day. my body was definitely telling me things.

[Robin]

I don't get how some of you can go all weekend without pooping. I try to go in the morning right after the "cleaning" truck goes by. I invested in thick toilet seat covers this year, and always brought butt wipes with me.

[BROKENDOLL]

This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

Is there a funnier childish word than poop?

Yes, there is...Ka-Ka...Oh, and Turdies always gets a giggle out of me also! lol But, anyway... My "dot" must be some elitest that needs it's very own litterbox because it didn't matter what I ate or drank, it just wasn't happening.

[BROKENDOLL]

I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?

[hydr1]

I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?

As long as its a coed discussion im down

[caco0283]

i grabbed the vertical bar on the door and held on for dear life as i hovered over the toilet single day

[Suffacated]

I love this fucking thread.

This thread gives me the urge to dilate.

[eimie]

Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.

And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.

[Degausser]

i grabbed the vertical bar on the door and held on for dear life as i hovered over the toilet single day

Then it was you and your kind who cause the disaster I saw in one of the Porto-Potties: a botched hover job which resulted in shit everywhere but where it was supposed to be!

[GuyInTucson]

I think everyone should give us updates of when they are going poop in this thread... I'll start.....

[ibuprofane]

The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.

[Wicked Spork]

As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.

[yardbird]

What is your regular poop schedule?

I'm a morning guy with an occasional evening drop off.

A former employee would go twice a day. it got so bad, I made an Enola Gay picture for him to hang when he was done. He says he goes 4 times a day...

[Sleeping Lion]

Saturday around 2am a couple friends and I went to the portas near our area(lot 5) and as soon as we got there we heard a few drunk girls having the hardest time getting out of one.
I kept yelling from my stall, Handle girl, turn the handle!

Lcd Soundsystem would be proud.
I tore it up Friday once the gates opened.

[Wonderbot]

Pooping in the A/C Toilet trailers since 2008.

Amazing how no one seems to notice them for most of the weekend.

Though by Sunday there's a line of girls standing inside, holding the door open, stretching down to the regular portos.

[thewoodenman]

I ate two slices of spicy pie this year. It was impossible to avoid.

i had 4 over the whole weekend lol i think something is wrong with me

[BROKENDOLL]

Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.

And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.

I haven't got psychological issues with porta-potties, but my "dot" does. I mean, really...would you want to spill your guts to some shitty like stranger in some dark assed hole?

As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.

You need to hook up with the Creator's Project, I'm serious...

[david.sound]

It's easy! Just bring your own toilet paper and throw a lot into the pit of shit/piss/blue water so there's no splash. >=D

[DJ Sin]

This should be your best friend at Coachella
http://www.imodium.com/

[DJ Sin]

oh and Gold Bond!

[Suffacated]

oh and Gold Bond!

Agreed! Chafing of the sack can be an extremely uncomfortable sensation.

[hydr1]

I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.

The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.

I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.

[hools]

i had spicy pie for dinner the first two nights; morning glory was inevitable

[Grandma]

I passed the menik 'NO SHITTING CHALLENGE' with flying colors this year for the 6th year in a row

[eskamo951]

I used to try not to poop at coachella, but then I acquired some toilet seat covers and bought some of that moist toilet paper stuff. No problems for me! Drink beer, take shits!

[wewantmuse]

As much as I try not to poop, I always end up having to go on Sunday. Rather than baking in a portapotty, I went to the air conditioned restroom trailers around 1pm. There was no wait, and I was able to poop in peace.

[ponyup]

luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.

[hydr1]

luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.

Thank you...these others were distorting my fantasy. I perfer to be in denial