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    I always brought a porta-potty kit which included masks, gloves, sani-wipes, travel toilet seat covers, baby wipes, and hand sanitizer (a few perks of working in a hospital). Luckily I never pooped at the fest but I was not gonna touch anything in the port potty with bare skin :/

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    This is prime information! So about what time do the cleaning crews come?

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    This is prime information! So about what time do the cleaning crews come?
    Throughout the day. I'm assuming they just do laps of the polo fields.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david.sound View Post
    It's easy! Just bring your own toilet paper and throw a lot into the pit of shit/piss/blue water so there's no splash. >=D
    Haha I always cover up whatever is in the porta-potty with TP before going. Partly for splash, partly so Im not looking at everyone elses' logs.

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    I shed about 5 pounds every time I dook in a porta from sweating/pooping also.

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    I hope everyone shits themselves...

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    Theres these porta potties that are kinda hidden and shit and theyre air conditioned and all clean. They look like bathroom trailers and I think they were behind one of the rows of food tents and it didnt really look public but i guess it was. Unfortunately I never found them, but all my friends did. Definitely gonna scope them out day 1 next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 808HiLife View Post
    Theres these porta potties that are kinda hidden and shit and theyre air conditioned and all clean. They look like bathroom trailers and I think they were behind one of the rows of food tents and it didnt really look public but i guess it was. Unfortunately I never found them, but all my friends did. Definitely gonna scope them out day 1 next year.
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    I just eat lots of cheese in order to clog up my insides. Pooping's for losers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bemerritt View Post
    Throughout the day. I'm assuming they just do laps of the polo fields.
    in 2011, the crews were super on top of cleaning - every one i went in was relatively clean and had stocked TP. last year was a horror movie in comparison.
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    just drop the thing and get out of there no need for any extra curriculars

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    bet way to shit at chella...wait til the festival gates open in the AM and when they do go in right away and rush towards the trailer bathrooms towards the back of the prtapottys...nice n clean
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    I also saw someone who got ran over by a golf cart had pooped right after he got ran over. So in emergency situations jump in front of a golf cart

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    Just deuce when it's not 106 outside - like, at night time and find the most inconvenient john, they're usually cleaner. Also, lock the F'ing door people - I must have walked in on 20 different people because they didn't lock the door... and there's always the girl who says "what the f*ck!?", like you're some creeper.

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    I shit myself 2011 during The Chemical Brothers.

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    I made out with a chick in a porta potty 3 weekends ago. First time ever. Temp was about 50 degrees. I showed her my dick as I just got done pissing too. Luckily we both laughed about the incident the next morning.
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    Come out to CA so I can show you how to "Mugwog"

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    I saw Katy Perry go into a stall. I bet she was pooping.
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    I pooped a hammer
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    just drop that master piece of art and keep on charging.

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    One of my favorite memories of weekend 2 was dropping a duece while streaming Lil B's NYU lecture on my phone

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    ^ I don't think Coachella will use that as promotional quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    One of my favorite memories of weekend 2 was dropping a duece while streaming Lil B's NYU lecture on my phone
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    I would think that just about everything in this thread could be T M I at some point.
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    It was a very positive, uplifting, and steamy experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by vertin View Post
    bet way to shit at chella...wait til the festival gates open in the AM and when they do go in right away and rush towards the trailer bathrooms towards the back of the prtapottys...nice n clean
    This is the perfect strategy for those of us that can always perfectly conduct our bowels to poop in the morning

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    It's pretty simple and probably been said before.

    Poop in the morning as soon as you realize the sun is coming up - trust me unless you are completely out of it, you'll know.

    Hit the nice bathrooms on the field. (Will not disclose where simple information can be found in fear of everyone knowing about it or the slim chance that they just remember where I mentioned them being therefore ruining nice bathrooms even more)

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    The cult worshipping of these "secret" bathrooms never fails to crack me up. Hate to be a debbie downer but they're not much of a secret anymore.

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    I beg to differ because there were plenty of times I saw lines for porta potties and no line for the hidden in plain sight shitters.
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