i didn't have to go at all on Friday, which surprised and delighted me. Then on Saturday I suddenly HAD to go at about 7pm. And then on Sunday I to take a poop TWICE in the middle of the day. my body was definitely telling me things.
I don't get how some of you can go all weekend without pooping. I try to go in the morning right after the "cleaning" truck goes by. I invested in thick toilet seat covers this year, and always brought butt wipes with me.
I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?
Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.
And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.
Coachella 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12 (1&2), 13
Lolla 03, 06, 07, 08
Outside Lands 08, 10, 11, 12
The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.
As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.
What is your regular poop schedule?
I'm a morning guy with an occasional evening drop off.
A former employee would go twice a day. it got so bad, I made an Enola Gay picture for him to hang when he was done. He says he goes 4 times a day...
Saturday around 2am a couple friends and I went to the portas near our area(lot 5) and as soon as we got there we heard a few drunk girls having the hardest time getting out of one.
I kept yelling from my stall, Handle girl, turn the handle!
Lcd Soundsystem would be proud.
I tore it up Friday once the gates opened.
2012: TVotR-Washed Out-Ladyhawke-Adele- Curren$y-JNewsom-Yuck-New Age-Boards of Canada please!
Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
Pooping in the A/C Toilet trailers since 2008.
Amazing how no one seems to notice them for most of the weekend.
Though by Sunday there's a line of girls standing inside, holding the door open, stretching down to the regular portos.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world.
Coachella: 08, 09, 10, 11, 12w1, 12w2, 13w1, 14w2
Burning Man: 08,10
3/2 Sasha // Big Gigantic
3/8 STS9, Cherub
3/19 Eric Clapton
3/21 EOTO, Govinda
4/4-4/6 Lotus @ Boulder Theater, CO
4/8 Sigur Ros
4/19 Umphrey's McGee // The M Machine
4/20 Dirty Phonics
5/31 Lucky Date
6/3 Postal Service
It's easy! Just bring your own toilet paper and throw a lot into the pit of shit/piss/blue water so there's no splash. >=D
I'd do suprefan.
This should be your best friend at Coachella
I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.
The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.
I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.
i had spicy pie for dinner the first two nights; morning glory was inevitable
I passed the menik 'NO SHITTING CHALLENGE' with flying colors this year for the 6th year in a row
I used to try not to poop at coachella, but then I acquired some toilet seat covers and bought some of that moist toilet paper stuff. No problems for me! Drink beer, take shits!
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008 , 2009, 2010, 2011 , 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!
As much as I try not to poop, I always end up having to go on Sunday. Rather than baking in a portapotty, I went to the air conditioned restroom trailers around 1pm. There was no wait, and I was able to poop in peace.
luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.