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    Does anyone else have a hard time dropping a deuce at coachella?
    Every year i go, i can never manage to do it, even if I can feel how bad I need to go. Probably mental, but coming home to a clean bathroom and losing 5 pounds in one sitting is the best feeling ever. Looking down at the 4 day montage, i never felt so accomplished.

    Anyone else?

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    This thread is the shit
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    I always hold it too....and of the weird dookies I been taking for twenty eight years....I have never produced anything that looks like the shizer lingering in the porta potties.

    Seriously...I was frying so hard and those green nuggets and orange patties made me trip/gag...I just turn left to the urinal catch and do my best to avoid looking into the glory hole shizer dump. Nasty shizer

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    I almost fucked up by doing the green drink on Sunday, but another Coachella has come and gone with no bowel movements.
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    do one in the middle of the day and the portapottie enclosure doubles as a sauna
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    I was dreading it, especially after walking into my first porta of the weekend to just pee and it was just gnarly.


    ..but if you gotta go, you gotta go, and come saturday afternoon I had to drop one. Luckily, I walked into a primo, shit-free, piss-on-seat-free, potty. I think the key is to do the dirty as early as possible and in toilets furthest away from the entrance.

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    I think it is a common phenomenon to have trouble pooping when going on vacation. I call it Vacation Constipation. I'm not exactly sure why it happens though.
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    This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

    Is there a funnier childish word than poop?
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    I wanna know what's wrong with retard ravers all rolled out and seeking shade on the ground leaning against a portapotty......there is shade all over....nasty fucking gremlins

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    I thought I was the only one. Was eating mainly MREs the weekend so i thought that was what "plugged" me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

    Is there a funnier childish word than poop?
    I don't think there is.

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    Common phenomenon, my ass. I took 2 dumps per day! One when I woke up and one at around 5 or 6. I never sat down on the toilet, just squat, aim and release. It wasn't too bad, I just wish I had time to kick back and relax, but nooooooo. Fucking people are always knocking and stuff. So annnoying.
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    I pooped every day at Coachella. From Thurs in camping through Monday right before we left. Poopchella 2011.
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    ^ I don't want to bang your avi after learning this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Müdknot666 View Post
    I thought I was the only one. Was eating mainly MREs the weekend so i thought that was what "plugged" me up
    There's a reason Marines call those "Meals Refusing to Exit"

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    After a few Coachellas, you'll learn.




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    one a day friday-sunday, early AM in the campground after the cleaning crew and before the heat.

    bring your own tp/baby wipes.

    dance happily at coachella without knocking out your neighbours with horrifying farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by grichsgang View Post
    There's a reason Marines call those "Meals Refusing to Exit"
    ^_^ good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harrisment View Post
    I think it is a common phenomenon to have trouble pooping when going on vacation. I call it Vacation Constipation. I'm not exactly sure why it happens though.
    OMG, THIS! I get it all the time. The worse thing about getting it at Coachella is brewing up in a porto-sauna for nothing. I had to go about 6 times on Friday only to let out a few gas and no solids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post

    dance happily at coachella without knocking out your neighbours with horrifying farts
    It happens....
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    I'm just glad the bathroom at the airport at 2am Monday morning had one of those handicap bars for me to hold on to.
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    I poop once a day...every day....

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    I pooped a bunch this past weekend. Thank god for those air conditioned poop trailers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dontpanic View Post
    I pooped a bunch this past weekend. Thank god for those air conditioned poop trailers..
    I pooped there once before they got too "big"




    And why the fuck were girls going into the guys trailers?
    I felt off the one time I went im and saw a girl giving me a stare because I took my sweet time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Premium Roast View Post
    do one in the middle of the day and the portapottie enclosure doubles as a sauna
    I made that mistake because I couldn't decide if I had to go or not until 1 or 2 o'clock. I came out of there looking like I had just gone swimming. Absolutely disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

    Is there a funnier childish word than poop?
    This.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontpanic View Post
    I pooped a bunch this past weekend. Thank god for those air conditioned poop trailers.


    Poop.
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    I love this fucking thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I love this fucking thread.
    Same here, I thought I was the only one with this problem

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    i just noticed i didn't do it all weekend.. and i didn't even mean to lol
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