Predict the 2012 lineup a year in advance

[tyles]

Still don't buy "Watch the Throne" as a headliner... we just had the both of them in the past two years. Are they just going to headline every other year? That would be pretty lazy and boring booking.

[noolan]

It would sell tickets, though.

[tyles]

It would sell tickets, though.

At this point, Coachella doesn't need the headliners alone to sell the event out.

[Gribbz]

Yeah, there's no way that's happening.

[tyles]

Yeah, there's no way that's happening.

Thank you for having reasonable expectations!

[KidRobot]

The Throne (Watch The Throne is the album, not the duo's name) would make sense as a headliner if the two had not individually headlined Coachella for the past two years.

[Boourns]

So yeah, rip it apart.

Hopefully some (FlyLO, QOTSA, Das Racist)...?!

Unfortunately, (Deadmau5, Skrillex, Lil Wayne) many...


Friday
Beastie Boys
Lil Wayne Queens of the Stone Age Justice Arctic Monkeys
Dj Shadow M83 Kaiser Chiefs Ryan Adams Mastodon Big Boi Panda Bear Little Dragon
Two Door Cinema Club Digitalism The Rapture Battles Ema Big Sean The Naked and Famous Does It Offend You Yeah? Jamie xx Friendly Fires Band of Skulls Wild Beasts
Dawes Gold Panda Surfer Blood The Head and the Heart Hooray For Earth Hayes Carll
Unknown Mortal Orchestra Holy Ghost! Wye Oak Fang Island Bag Raiders Dom The Cool Kids Morning Teleportation Sh!t Robot The War on Drugs The Get Up Kids Porter Robinson Jacuzzi Boys Thundercat The Cave Singers Milagres White Denim Ponytail Born Gold



Saturday
My Morning Jacket * Deadmau5
Death Cab For Cutie Bon Iver Steven Malkmus & the Jicks Primus Odd Future Flying Lotus Erasure Yeasayer Above and Beyond Zola Jesus Nero The Kooks Glasvegas Blondie
Foster the People Das Racist Apparat Toro y Moi Portugal! The Man Klaxons Gui Boratto Grouplove Animals as Leaders Blitzen Trapper Girls The Vaccines Washed Out Fanfarlo Young Knives The Growlers Hot Hot Heat JEFF theBrotherhood Jay Electronica Austra Telekinesis Darwin Deez The Japanese Popstars Hercules and Love Affair Ha Ha Tonka When Saints Go Machine Junip Miami Horror River City Extension Beat Connection Iceage Braids Mango Sun Art Brut Yellow Ostrich Little Hurricane


Sunday
Watch the Throne
Wilco Florence + the Machine TV On The Radio Wu Tang Clan The Glitch Mob Beirut Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds The Cars The Knife Skrillex Gomez Stereophonics James Blake Biffy Clyro Peter Bjorn and John Neon Indian Manchester Orchestra Thrice The Horrors Fujiya & Miyagi The Wombats Tune-Yards Cave In Noah and the Whale Ben Sollee Architecture in Helsinki Junior Boys Fitz and the Tantrums Kurt Vile The Antlers
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs The Chain Gang on 1974 The Black Box Revelation Reggie Watts Motopony Theophilus London Memory Tapes The Martinez Brothers Royal Bangs Com Truise Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Mister Heavenly Oberhofer Givers Male Bonding

[jonesjupiter]

Ok Boourns, you get St. Vincent.

Removing Watch the Throne, insert Coldplay.

Removing MMJ, inserting Friday night mainstream headliner. Final, final answer...

Friday

Foo Fighters
Lil Wayne Queens of the Stone Age Justice Arctic Monkeys
Dj Shadow M83 Kaiser Chiefs Ryan Adams Mastodon Big Boi Panda Bear Little Dragon Two Door Cinema Club Digitalism The Rapture Battles Ema Big Sean Friendly Fires Does It Offend You Yeah? The Naked and Famous
Jamie xx Band of Skulls Wild Beasts Dawes Gold Panda Surfer Blood Hooray For Earth The Head and the Heart Hayes Carll Unknown Mortal Orchestra Holy Ghost! Wye Oak Fang Island Bag Raiders The Get Up Kids Dom
The Cool Kids Morning Teleportation Sh!t Robot Jacuzzi Boys The War on Drugs Porter Robinson Thundercat
The Cave Singers Milagres White Denim Ponytail Born Gold



Saturday

Beastie Boys
Deadmau5 Wilco Bon Iver Steven Malkmus & the Jicks
Primus Odd Future Flying Lotus Erasure Above and Beyond Zola Jesus The Kooks Blondie Glasvegas Nero
Foster the People Das Racist Apparat Portugal! The Man Klaxons Baths Toro y Moi Gui Boratto Grouplove
Animals as Leaders Blitzen Trapper Girls The Vaccines Washed Out Fanfarlo Young Knives The Growlers
Hot Hot Heat Jay Electronica JEFF the Brotherhood Austra Telekinesis Darwin Deez Ha Ha Tonka Iceage
The Japanese Popstars Hercules and Love Affair When Saints Go Machine Junip Miami Horror River City Extension Beat Connection Braids Mango Sun Art Brut Yellow Ostrich Little Hurricane


Sunday

Coldplay
Florence + the Machine TV On The Radio Wu Tang Clan The Glitch Mob
Beirut Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds The Cars The Knife Skrillex Gomez Stereophonics Yeasayer
Manchester Orchestra Peter Bjorn and John Biffy Clyro St. Vincent Neon Indian James Blake Thrice The Horrors Fujiya & Miyagi The Wombats Tune-Yards Cave In Noah and the Whale Ben Sollee Architecture in Helsinki
Junior Boys Fitz and the Tantrums Kurt Vile The Antlers Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs The Chain Gang of 1974 Reggie Watts The Black Box Revelation Motopony Theophilus London Memory Tapes The Martinez Brothers
Royal Bangs Com Truise Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Mister Heavenly Oberhofer Givers Male Bonding

[GuyInTucson]

My Morning Jacket and Deadmau5 would not co-headline. No chance.

[NachoCat]

I could see Incubus as a second liner.

[abbeyroad 04]

Headliners:
Coldplay After seeing their Glasto performance, I hope so.
Foo Fighters
Beastie Boys

Subs:
Pet Shop Boys
My Morning Jacket

Reunions:
The Jam (Not likely but I'd shit myself)
Blur (1st U.S. Show)
The Cars

Others:
Danger Mouse's new project
Arctic Monkeys
Kasabian
Noah and the Whale
James Blake
Beady Eye OR Noel Gallagher
Funeral Party
Friendly Fires
White Lies
Glasvegas
Theophilous London
Edwyn Collins
The Vaccines
Yuck
Kassidy
Braids
Metronomy
Wild Beasts
The Head and the Heart
The Enemy
Battles
Cloud Control
Biffy Clyro
Rumer
Timber Timbre
Jamie Woon
Maverick Sabre
Mona
WU LYF
White Denim
Bon Iver
Hard Fi
Dutch Uncles
The Black Lips
Bombay Bicycle Club

More to come.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

^ this would suck if it were true.

[ballroomdancer22]

Friday: Coldplay<Death Cab for Cutie<Feist<The Cars

Saturday: Deadmau5(closing) No Doubt<Queens of the Stoneage<Arctic Monkeys

Sunday: Radiohead<Wilco<The Raconteurs<Kid Cudi

[Gribbz]

Gross.

[ballroomdancer22]

I'm Fucking Gross.

fixed

[mclovin_it]

Headliners
----------
Friday: Lil Wayne
Saturday: Drake
Sunday: G-Unit

[ballroomdancer22]

Headliners
----------
Friday: Lil Wayne
Saturday: Drake
Sunday: G-Unit reunion

Lil Wayne is the fallback plan in case the Cash Money Millionares don
't come to terms with Goldenvoice

[KidRobot]

Headliners
----------
Friday: Lil Wayne
Saturday: Drake
Sunday: G-Unit

This is realistic.

[tyles]

This is realistic.

Let's hope not.

[KidRobot]

Let's hope not.

It isn't.

[abbeyroad 04]

Friday
Beastie Boys
Lil Wayne Queens of the Stone Age Justice Arctic MonkeysDj Shadow M83 Kaiser Chiefs Ryan Adams Mastodon Big Boi Panda Bear Little Dragon
Two Door Cinema Club Digitalism The Rapture Battles Ema Big Sean The Naked and Famous Does It Offend You Yeah? Jamie xx Friendly Fires Band of Skulls Wild Beasts Dawes Gold Panda Surfer Blood The Head and the Heart Hooray For Earth Hayes Carll
Unknown Mortal Orchestra Holy Ghost! Wye Oak Fang Island Bag Raiders Dom The Cool Kids Morning Teleportation Sh!t Robot The War on Drugs The Get Up Kids Porter Robinson Jacuzzi Boys Thundercat The Cave Singers Milagres White Denim Ponytail Born Gold



Saturday
My Morning Jacket * Deadmau5
Death Cab For Cutie Bon Iver Steven Malkmus & the Jicks Primus Odd Future Flying Lotus Erasure Yeasayer Above and Beyond Zola Jesus Nero The Kooks Glasvegas Blondie
Foster the People Das Racist Apparat Toro y Moi Portugal! The Man Klaxons Gui Boratto Grouplove Animals as Leaders Blitzen Trapper Girls The Vaccines Washed Out Fanfarlo Young Knives The Growlers Hot Hot Heat JEFF theBrotherhood Jay Electronica Austra Telekinesis Darwin Deez The Japanese Popstars Hercules and Love Affair Ha Ha Tonka When Saints Go Machine Junip Miami Horror River City Extension Beat Connection Iceage Braids Mango Sun Art Brut Yellow Ostrich Little Hurricane


Sunday
Watch the Throne
Wilco Florence + the Machine TV On The Radio Wu Tang Clan The Glitch Mob Beirut Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds The Cars The Knife Skrillex Gomez Stereophonics James Blake Biffy Clyro Peter Bjorn and John Neon Indian Manchester Orchestra Thrice The Horrors Fujiya & Miyagi The Wombats Tune-Yards Cave In Noah and the Whale Ben Sollee Architecture in Helsinki Junior Boys Fitz and the Tantrums Kurt Vile The Antlers
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs The Chain Gang on 1974 The Black Box Revelation Reggie Watts Motopony Theophilus London Memory Tapes The Martinez Brothers Royal Bangs Com Truise Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Mister Heavenly Oberhofer Givers Male Bonding

Holy Fuck. Are you psychic? Not only are that many right, a lot are on the right goddamn day too.

Impressive.

[Neutral Milk Hotel]

I was off by a year.

PS: I TOLD you guys Phoenix could headline.

[kreutz2112]

This is not a joke.



Friday:

Outkast
Black Star --- The Knife
The Avalanches --- Joanna Newsom --- DJ Shadow
Kelley Polar --- The Lucksmiths --- Microphones --- Studio

Sahara:
Royksopp
Ricardo Villalobos
Booka Shade --- IAMX --- The Field

Saturday:

Bjork
Beck --- Sufjan Stevens
Madvillain --- Clinic --- Autechre
Lemon Jelly --- Goblin Cock --- Magik Markers --- Prefuse 73

Sahara:
Basement Jaxx
Carl Craig
Ellen Allien & Apparat --- Burial --- Omar-S

Sunday:

David Bowie
Neil Young --- Gang of Four
Olivia Tremor Control --- My Brightest Diamond --- Panda Bear
Boredoms --- Four Tet --- Pharoahe Monch --- Japandroids --- The Notwist

Sahara:
Underworld
Sasha & Digweed
The Juan Maclean --- M.A.N.D.Y. --- Miss Kittin & The Hacker

I am sticking with my original post for 2014, but changing Radiohead to Bjork.