I don't give a fuck about Prince William

[MistaGlitch]

You've created quite the fantasy life for yourself in that little head of yours. Your actual life must really suck.

Oh man it does..

Would you be willing to listen for while? I know you've got the time.

[robotronia]

Tomaz, thanks for these gems:

"dickspittle cretins"
and
"I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"

are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
I thank you.

[TomAz]

I know you've got the time.

Now you're fantasizing that you know things about me.

[TomAz]

Tomaz, thanks for these gems:

"dickspittle cretins"
and
"I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"

are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
I thank you.

wish I could take credit for the latter, but it's a movie quote.

[suprefan]

...but their entire country is shutting down for this tomorrow...

Kate Middleton is smokin hot and that's where the story ends.

Do you know how many UK citizens are on vacation this week TO AVOID the wedding?




DRINKING GAME

During the ceremony if someone says…

“marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink
“God,” 1 Drink
“honor,” 1 Drink
”love,” 1 Drink
“organ” or “organist” 3 Drinks
“Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks
“Lay Vicar,” 5 second chug
If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks
If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks
If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks
If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, 5 second chug
If anyone faints, 5 second chug
If anyone throws up, 5 second chug
If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of anyone crying, 2 Dinks
If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, 5 second chug
If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks
If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks
Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.

[Hannahrain]

I think "scimitar" might be my favorite weaponry word that also sounds like a citrus-based cocktail.

[Hannahrain]

Wait, no. It's "rusty bayonet."

[I.F.A.]

DRINKING GAME

“marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink

This is the first thing that came to mind...



And, I read "organ" as "orgy". I would be way more inclined to give a shit if there were going to be a royal orgy involved.

[Hannahrain]

Whatever. Somebody call me when the sex tape's been out long enough for them to edit Prince William out of it.

[jackstraw94086]

http://www.slate.com/id/2292078/

This stupid article commits two sins.
1- it exists
2- acknowledgement of hipcrisy does not negate it.
He acknowledges that the article might in itself give too much attention to the royal family and then writes it anyway. It's just a tantrum. This gnarled bitter stump of an author mistakes simple celebrity fascination with "royal worship". It's a distinct sign of disrespect rather than worship. Americans are treating these people like pets, not serious monarchs. Get over it.

[getbetter]

Do you know how many UK citizens are on vacation this week TO AVOID the wedding?




DRINKING GAME

You dont even drink

[robotronia]

"movies"............ah, i've heard of those.

regardless, it was a pleasure to read, especially as i also don't give a F**k about pw.

now where's my rusty bayonet?
or has it already been re-named "balls bearing" for royal sex-tape purposes?

[edbangme]

THE ROYAL WEDDING ACTION FIGURES!!! PRINCE WILLIAM-classy, considerate, and always down for a good game of Polo, CATHERINE MIDDLETON- the new girl on the block, quiet and reserved, do you think she can handle the royal family!?, and last but not least THE QUEEN- she gets what she wants, she is a diva and not afraid to let you know it, but hand her a crumpet and you will have a friend for life! supplies sold separately

[nathanfairchild]

[suprefan]

You dont even drink

At least I dont sound like I am drunk when I am sober.

[Hannahrain]

Ever met a mean drunk who's still okay at typing?

[J~$$$$]

Currently 70% proficient.

[caeden]

i'm recording the wedding since it comes on at 4am central. i love this kind of shit

[NachoCat]

I dvr'd the royal wedding. Its history, i like it. I watch hour long shows on army ants to. Flags and such , grabbing nuggets of freedoms i like histories and no i cant find my camera either.

[fatbastard]

[suprefan]

YEEZY AND JIGGA!!!

[Blinken]

I can't sleep so I am watching this shit. What the fuck is with the hats? Is there a royal crazy hat contest or something?

[algunz]

I'm playing the drinking game all by myself with some Jeremiah weed tea.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Pippa's hot.

[HunterGather]

oh my, i saw a few minutes on my break at work. That guy talking for ever and ever and the kids choir.
ugh.
such a horribly boring thing, this royal wedding. Monopolizing everyones time..

[Courtney]

Confession: I just checked the news for photos of her dress. I like it.

[TomAz]

You royalist turds are co-opting my thread.

[Courtney]

BUT OMG TOM LOOK HOW PRETTY THE DRESS IS!!!! KATE 4EVER.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Pippa got a busted grill

[guedita]

WHO IS FROWNING GIRL IN ROYAL KISS PHOTO?