Tomaz, thanks for these gems:
"I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"
are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
I thank you.
During the ceremony if someone says…
“marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink
“God,” 1 Drink
“honor,” 1 Drink
”love,” 1 Drink
“organ” or “organist” 3 Drinks
“Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks
“Lay Vicar,” 5 second chug
If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks
If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks
If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks
If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, 5 second chug
If anyone faints, 5 second chug
If anyone throws up, 5 second chug
If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of anyone crying, 2 Dinks
If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, 5 second chug
If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks
If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks
Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.
I think "scimitar" might be my favorite weaponry word that also sounds like a citrus-based cocktail.
Wait, no. It's "rusty bayonet."
Whatever. Somebody call me when the sex tape's been out long enough for them to edit Prince William out of it.
1- it exists
2- acknowledgement of hipcrisy does not negate it.
He acknowledges that the article might in itself give too much attention to the royal family and then writes it anyway. It's just a tantrum. This gnarled bitter stump of an author mistakes simple celebrity fascination with "royal worship". It's a distinct sign of disrespect rather than worship. Americans are treating these people like pets, not serious monarchs. Get over it.
Prostitutes, Black Hat @ f8 10/10/14
Treasure Island @ Treasure Island 10/18 & 10/19/14
Roman Flugel @ f8 10/22/14
Moodymann @ PW 10/25/14
Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14
The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore 11/20/14
Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/14
"movies"............ah, i've heard of those.
regardless, it was a pleasure to read, especially as i also don't give a F**k about pw.
now where's my rusty bayonet?
or has it already been re-named "balls bearing" for royal sex-tape purposes?
THE ROYAL WEDDING ACTION FIGURES!!! PRINCE WILLIAM-classy, considerate, and always down for a good game of Polo, CATHERINE MIDDLETON- the new girl on the block, quiet and reserved, do you think she can handle the royal family!?, and last but not least THE QUEEN- she gets what she wants, she is a diva and not afraid to let you know it, but hand her a crumpet and you will have a friend for life! supplies sold separately
October 16 - Run The Jewels
October 20 - Mastodon
October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
October 29 - The Melvins
November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
November 18 - Slayer
November 19 - eyehategod
January 31 - Mayhem/Watain
Ever met a mean drunk who's still okay at typing?
Currently 70% proficient.
I dvr'd the royal wedding. Its history, i like it. I watch hour long shows on army ants to. Flags and such , grabbing nuggets of freedoms i like histories and no i cant find my camera either.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
YEEZY AND JIGGA!!!
I'm playing the drinking game all by myself with some Jeremiah weed tea.
oh my, i saw a few minutes on my break at work. That guy talking for ever and ever and the kids choir.
such a horribly boring thing, this royal wedding. Monopolizing everyones time..
Originally Posted by stinkbutt
Confession: I just checked the news for photos of her dress. I like it.
BUT OMG TOM LOOK HOW PRETTY THE DRESS IS!!!! KATE 4EVER.
WHO IS FROWNING GIRL IN ROYAL KISS PHOTO?
10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival
10/22: Roman Flugel @ f8
10/25: Moodymann @ PW
11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore