Tomaz, thanks for these gems:
"I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"
are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
I thank you.
During the ceremony if someone says…
“marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink
“God,” 1 Drink
“honor,” 1 Drink
”love,” 1 Drink
“organ” or “organist” 3 Drinks
“Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks
“Lay Vicar,” 5 second chug
If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks
If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks
If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks
If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, 5 second chug
If anyone faints, 5 second chug
If anyone throws up, 5 second chug
If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink
If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks
If there is a shot of anyone crying, 2 Dinks
If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks
If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, 5 second chug
If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks
If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks
Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.
I think "scimitar" might be my favorite weaponry word that also sounds like a citrus-based cocktail.
Wait, no. It's "rusty bayonet."
Whatever. Somebody call me when the sex tape's been out long enough for them to edit Prince William out of it.
1- it exists
2- acknowledgement of hipcrisy does not negate it.
He acknowledges that the article might in itself give too much attention to the royal family and then writes it anyway. It's just a tantrum. This gnarled bitter stump of an author mistakes simple celebrity fascination with "royal worship". It's a distinct sign of disrespect rather than worship. Americans are treating these people like pets, not serious monarchs. Get over it.
St. Vincent @ The Fox 03/22/14
Kraftwerk @ The Fox 03/23/14
Trentemoller @ Mezzanine 04/06/14
The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14
"movies"............ah, i've heard of those.
regardless, it was a pleasure to read, especially as i also don't give a F**k about pw.
now where's my rusty bayonet?
or has it already been re-named "balls bearing" for royal sex-tape purposes?
THE ROYAL WEDDING ACTION FIGURES!!! PRINCE WILLIAM-classy, considerate, and always down for a good game of Polo, CATHERINE MIDDLETON- the new girl on the block, quiet and reserved, do you think she can handle the royal family!?, and last but not least THE QUEEN- she gets what she wants, she is a diva and not afraid to let you know it, but hand her a crumpet and you will have a friend for life! supplies sold separately
16/1- Jagwar Ma @ The Hi-Fi, Melbourne, VIC
21/1- Toro y Moi w/ Portugal. The Man @ The Hi-Fi, Melbourne, VIC
22/1- Arcade Fire @ Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne, VIC
23/1- Grouplove + CSS @ The Hi-Fi, Melbourne, VIC
18/4-20/4- Coachella Weekend 2
March 3- 16 - SXSW
March 15 - Deafheaven
March 24 - Tool
March 25 - Tool
April 11-13 - Coachella
April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
April 24 - Godflesh
April 26 - Cloud Nothings
May 1 - Ghost
May 2-4 - Austin Psych Fest
June 6-8 - X Games Concerts
June 12-14 - Sónar Barcelona
Ever met a mean drunk who's still okay at typing?
Currently 70% proficient.
I dvr'd the royal wedding. Its history, i like it. I watch hour long shows on army ants to. Flags and such , grabbing nuggets of freedoms i like histories and no i cant find my camera either.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
YEEZY AND JIGGA!!!
I'm playing the drinking game all by myself with some Jeremiah weed tea.
oh my, i saw a few minutes on my break at work. That guy talking for ever and ever and the kids choir.
such a horribly boring thing, this royal wedding. Monopolizing everyones time..
Originally Posted by stinkbutt
Confession: I just checked the news for photos of her dress. I like it.
You royalist turds are co-opting my thread.
non sunt in coeli, quia fvccant vvivys of heli
BUT OMG TOM LOOK HOW PRETTY THE DRESS IS!!!! KATE 4EVER.
WHO IS FROWNING GIRL IN ROYAL KISS PHOTO?
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch