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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You've created quite the fantasy life for yourself in that little head of yours. Your actual life must really suck.
    Oh man it does..

    Would you be willing to listen for while? I know you've got the time.

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    Tomaz, thanks for these gems:

    "dickspittle cretins"
    and
    "I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"

    are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
    I thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaGlitch View Post
    I know you've got the time.

    Now you're fantasizing that you know things about me.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robotronia View Post
    Tomaz, thanks for these gems:

    "dickspittle cretins"
    and
    "I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me"

    are truly intertube gold, and far more deserving of recognition than any twatters getting hitched.
    I thank you.
    wish I could take credit for the latter, but it's a movie quote.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaGlitch View Post
    ...but their entire country is shutting down for this tomorrow...

    Kate Middleton is smokin hot and that's where the story ends.
    Do you know how many UK citizens are on vacation this week TO AVOID the wedding?




    DRINKING GAME

    During the ceremony if someone says…

    “marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink
    “God,” 1 Drink
    “honor,” 1 Drink
    ”love,” 1 Drink
    “organ” or “organist” 3 Drinks
    “Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks
    “Lay Vicar,” 5 second chug
    If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks
    If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks
    If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks
    If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, 5 second chug
    If anyone faints, 5 second chug
    If anyone throws up, 5 second chug
    If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink
    If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink
    If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink
    If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks
    If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks
    If there is a shot of anyone crying, 2 Dinks
    If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks
    If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks
    If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks
    If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks
    If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, 5 second chug
    If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks
    If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks
    Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.


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    I think "scimitar" might be my favorite weaponry word that also sounds like a citrus-based cocktail.

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    Wait, no. It's "rusty bayonet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    DRINKING GAME

    “marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink
    This is the first thing that came to mind...



    And, I read "organ" as "orgy". I would be way more inclined to give a shit if there were going to be a royal orgy involved.
    Last edited by I.F.A.; 04-28-2011 at 09:53 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).

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    Whatever. Somebody call me when the sex tape's been out long enough for them to edit Prince William out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    This stupid article commits two sins.
    1- it exists
    2- acknowledgement of hipcrisy does not negate it.
    He acknowledges that the article might in itself give too much attention to the royal family and then writes it anyway. It's just a tantrum. This gnarled bitter stump of an author mistakes simple celebrity fascination with "royal worship". It's a distinct sign of disrespect rather than worship. Americans are treating these people like pets, not serious monarchs. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Do you know how many UK citizens are on vacation this week TO AVOID the wedding?




    DRINKING GAME
    You dont even drink
    Translation

    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    "movies"............ah, i've heard of those.

    regardless, it was a pleasure to read, especially as i also don't give a F**k about pw.

    now where's my rusty bayonet?
    or has it already been re-named "balls bearing" for royal sex-tape purposes?

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    THE ROYAL WEDDING ACTION FIGURES!!! PRINCE WILLIAM-classy, considerate, and always down for a good game of Polo, CATHERINE MIDDLETON- the new girl on the block, quiet and reserved, do you think she can handle the royal family!?, and last but not least THE QUEEN- she gets what she wants, she is a diva and not afraid to let you know it, but hand her a crumpet and you will have a friend for life! supplies sold separately

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    You dont even drink
    At least I dont sound like I am drunk when I am sober.

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    Ever met a mean drunk who's still okay at typing?

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    Currently 70% proficient.

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    i'm recording the wedding since it comes on at 4am central. i love this kind of shit
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    You little cock sucker, menikmati. This is a fucking violation of compliance and you will fucking pay, you little pig.

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    I dvr'd the royal wedding. Its history, i like it. I watch hour long shows on army ants to. Flags and such , grabbing nuggets of freedoms i like histories and no i cant find my camera either.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    YEEZY AND JIGGA!!!

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    I can't sleep so I am watching this shit. What the fuck is with the hats? Is there a royal crazy hat contest or something?
    Last edited by Blinken; 04-29-2011 at 01:48 AM.
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    I'm playing the drinking game all by myself with some Jeremiah weed tea.

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    Pippa's hot.
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    oh my, i saw a few minutes on my break at work. That guy talking for ever and ever and the kids choir.
    ugh.
    such a horribly boring thing, this royal wedding. Monopolizing everyones time..
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Confession: I just checked the news for photos of her dress. I like it.

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    You royalist turds are co-opting my thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    BUT OMG TOM LOOK HOW PRETTY THE DRESS IS!!!! KATE 4EVER.

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    Pippa got a busted grill
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    WHO IS FROWNING GIRL IN ROYAL KISS PHOTO?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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