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Thread: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

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    Default How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    just wondering...

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    Gallon a dude, give or take

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    I would say collectively around 85,000 gallons of saline water. Give or take a few ball hairs

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    three.

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    it's a dry heat. no sweat.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    You gonna chug it?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    Just download the ballsweat app for the latest info on Coachella music fest ballsweat totals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    it's a dry heat. no sweat.
    it's dry heat because of all the dispensed ball sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny View Post
    Just download the ballsweat app for the latest info on Coachella music fest ballsweat totals!
    Considering this weekends forecast, we can count on heavy showers of ballsweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Juan View Post
    just wondering...
    How much do you weigh?

    ....now you have your answer
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    she should get an abortion then go to chella
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    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
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    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    Quote Originally Posted by baily View Post
    How much do you weigh?

    ....now you have your answer
    I believe its directly proportional to ballsack diameter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Juan View Post
    I believe its directly proportional to ballsack diameter.
    lol!!
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    she should get an abortion then go to chella
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    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    You will find the most ball sweat in the Sahara tent... Between your toes.
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    Quote Originally Posted by wstsidela View Post
    You will find the most ball sweat in the Sahara tent... Between your toes.
    or hitting your chin!
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Arcade Fire made it rain ball sweat.

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    Default Re: How much BallSweat is produced at Coachella?

    I look foward to more quality threads from Don Juan (preferably in the Rumors/Misc. forums) throughout 2011.

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    Talcum powder is your friend!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grichsgang View Post
    Talcum powder is your friend!!!
    Chapstick works for the chaffing.

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    I baby powdered daily before entering. People make fun, but then they try it and are immediately convinced. Baby powder saves lives. And balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by mikebspeedracer View Post
    it was so dark i wasn't sure if i got blood on her or not. o well i guess thats the chance you take dancing with strangers on drugs.

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