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    Searched youtube, but no clips
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Well I guess I am going to have to watch Groove again and look for that part.
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
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    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    Quote Originally Posted by morelifefucker View Post
    The drugs dont work as well on sunday as they worked on friday.

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    Check out Sleeping is Giving in for great mixes and other cool stuff

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    Awesome.
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    September 16 - Earth
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    If Ron were a cat...


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    ^ Here you go.

    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    THis is one of my favorites from it so far -

    [–]CalamityJane1852 92 points 2 hours ago
    What's a typical evening at home like with Megan?

    [–]NickOfferman[S] 312 points 46 minutes ago
    Oh, gosh. Well, we get dressed up as Marx Brothers (she's always Groucho or Harpo, and I'm Chico...whatever, she made the outfits.) and we get sauced on Gin and goofballs and run around the yard, sometimes with a lot of horn-honking, and then I set up the target rings at which Megan fires ****-pong balls and sometimes racquet balls from her vagina, often racking up an impressive tally of points (she got a 420 last night!), while I assemble my black powder muzzle-loader collection and fire lead balls at our neighbor, Charlie Sheen's secret wife's mom's jungle cats (I miss on purpose, I'm not a dick.) Normal Hollywood shit.
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    had me laughing so hard when he said that
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    Megan Mullally is amazing as Tammy two and always seems to show up at the perfect moment. Love that character.
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    Goddamn this show makes me happy. Gets better every year.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    The Replacements - OutKast - The Knife - HAIM - Bonobo - Afghan Whigs - The Glitch Mob - The Cult - Shlohmo - Waxahatchee - Wye Oak

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    Last nights episode was fucking awesome.

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    "Next, you need to get rid of the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    Yup, best comedy on TV.

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    All of his lines last night were pure gold.

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    Saw this on facebook. Also saw that it's on one of the daft punk threads, but this needs to be circulated more. This is one of the best things I've seen in a very long time.

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    Awesome!

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    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    "If anyone wants to talk to me about any of my other interests — woodworking, novels about tall ships, meat..."

    Quite possibly the best Ron Swanson quote (or episode) in the history of Ron Swanson.

    My boyfriend doesn't like TV at all, but he LOVES Ron Swanson. If Ron Swanson worked with metal instead of wood, he and my boyfriend would be THE SAME PERSON. When Ron made Leslie's and Ben's rings for the wedding episode, and then went onto explain it in the closing teaser, boyfriend turned to me with the biggest, most goofy grin of glee because that's seriously him. I have definitely heard him say "People who buy things are suckers" more than once in our relationship.

    He now talks about how he wants to go apprentice at Nick Offerman's woodshop — which, of course, I'd totally support because duh.

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