The Ron Swanson appreciation thread

[HandBanana]

Searched youtube, but no clips

[GuyInTucson]

Well I guess I am going to have to watch Groove again and look for that part.

[GuyInTucson]

[jackstraw94086]

[jackstraw94086]

TODAY ONLY on teefury.com

[biggfoot17]

[shotglass75]

http://drunkronswanson.com/

[fikus222]

Awesome.

[nathanfairchild]

[heyeric]

If Ron were a cat...

[MistaGlitch]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=464

[nosurprises12]

^ Here you go.

[EastLos01]

http://tauntr.myshopify.com/collecti...s/libertarians

[GuyInTucson]

This happened today. Pure gold. -

I'm Nick Offerman. I play Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. AMA.

[GuyInTucson]

THis is one of my favorites from it so far -

[–]CalamityJane1852 92 points 2 hours ago
What's a typical evening at home like with Megan?

[–]NickOfferman[S] 312 points 46 minutes ago
Oh, gosh. Well, we get dressed up as Marx Brothers (she's always Groucho or Harpo, and I'm Chico...whatever, she made the outfits.) and we get sauced on Gin and goofballs and run around the yard, sometimes with a lot of horn-honking, and then I set up the target rings at which Megan fires ****-pong balls and sometimes racquet balls from her vagina, often racking up an impressive tally of points (she got a 420 last night!), while I assemble my black powder muzzle-loader collection and fire lead balls at our neighbor, Charlie Sheen's secret wife's mom's jungle cats (I miss on purpose, I'm not a dick.) Normal Hollywood shit.

[thewoodenman]

had me laughing so hard when he said that

[GuyInTucson]

Megan Mullally is amazing as Tammy two and always seems to show up at the perfect moment. Love that character.

[SoulDischarge]

Goddamn this show makes me happy. Gets better every year.

[jackstraw94086]

[roboticwaltz]

[Tubesock Shakur]

Last nights episode was fucking awesome.

[GuyInTucson]

"Next, you need to get rid of the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."

[Sushov23]

Yup, best comedy on TV.

[concertgoer]

All of his lines last night were pure gold.

[xanman86]

[ManImCool]

Saw this on facebook. Also saw that it's on one of the daft punk threads, but this needs to be circulated more. This is one of the best things I've seen in a very long time.

[xanman86]

Awesome!

[Devin the Dude]

Today I ate this:

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[HunterGather]

[kitt kat]

"If anyone wants to talk to me about any of my other interests — woodworking, novels about tall ships, meat..."

Quite possibly the best Ron Swanson quote (or episode) in the history of Ron Swanson.

My boyfriend doesn't like TV at all, but he LOVES Ron Swanson. If Ron Swanson worked with metal instead of wood, he and my boyfriend would be THE SAME PERSON. When Ron made Leslie's and Ben's rings for the wedding episode, and then went onto explain it in the closing teaser, boyfriend turned to me with the biggest, most goofy grin of glee because that's seriously him. I have definitely heard him say "People who buy things are suckers" more than once in our relationship.

He now talks about how he wants to go apprentice at Nick Offerman's woodshop — which, of course, I'd totally support because duh.