INLAND EMPIRE, MOTHERFUCKER, WHERE IS IT?
you sanctimonious PRICK.
but you know better, Dan. you know you're all we got in this fucking cinematic wasteland out here. we count on you. you're the king and you fucking know it. so don't sell out on us now, buddy. where the fuck IS this film already? i'm asking you for real. we already waited over a MONTH for you to bring us children of men. and we appreciate it, believe me. but you could have done it sooner. and i know for a FACT that you could have. i know the people on your buddy list. the term "wide release" meant absolutely NOTHING here and you know it. and for what it's worth, i'm not even sure if brick or lazarescu or even tristram shandy ever played here AT ALL. there are others that i'm forgetting to mention right now, but you get the point.
listen up all of you goddamned phoenix cookie cutter developers. all of you goddamned little napoleon LAND BARONS. sheer quantity does not a city make. you're forgetting quality here. you're ignoring the fucking CONTENT. quit building subdivision upon subdivision and put some energy back into the city's core where it belongs. it's just waiting for you, literally bursting at the seams. if you choose to ignore it, don't blame me when your citizenry takes to the streets in another thirty years or so. your unbelievable lack of foresight is building us another fucking paris here, ready to burn up from the inside fucking OUT. and so what we don't need is another wal mart. or another shopping center. or another GODDAMNED MULTIPLEX showing the same GODDAMNED FIFTEEN CRAP MOVIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. we just don't. dan, you got the fucking camelview. now USE it player, for crying out loud. what are they even showing this week? somebody check. i bet you ANYTHING that at least one of the five screens is showing something that you could catch somewhere else. and it's not about the money dan. you know it and i know it. i can't even begin to count the number of screens you hold sway over in the east valley. the money's fucking ROLLING in. so you could really be taking RISKS with the camelview if you wanted to. you know, like you USED to. you're being an ass dan harkins. get back to where you once BELONGED.
courage means taking your heroes to task when they deserve it. kimber lanning is my friend, and one of the good guys, but i'll call her on her shit too, any day of the fucking week. phil gordon too. ass. let's get it together people. you talk big game. you talk big street dreams but where the fuck they at? put your money where your mouth is and then we'll support you. in fucking DROVES. but this half-assed shit just ain't gonna cut it. it just WON'T. let's get it together already.
okay sorry for the lengthy rant. it's monday. thank you.