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    According to Suede's twitter:

    Due to unforeseen problems with his US visa Suede bassist Mat Osman won't be appearing with the band at @coachella however...The band are currently in intense rehearsals as a four piece and are doing everything in their power to be able to play the festival

    Yikes.

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    Sheeeeeeeit...
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    MOTHERFUCKER
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    One less conflict.

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    Fuck

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    fail

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    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
    Every fucking year.
    GET IT TOGETHER ASSHOLES
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

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    fart
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Fucking knew something like this would happen.
    Gah.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    No bueno!

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    What is the process like for getting a visa?
    Is this something they could have figured out months ago before say booking the act and having them on the poster for 4 months?
    Or is it a crapshoot that you apply for a week or two before?
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Does he have a criminal record or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    What is the process like for getting a visa?
    Is this something they could have figured out months ago before say booking the act and having them on the poster for 4 months?
    Or is it a crapshoot that you apply for a week or two before?
    Yeah I've always wondered that.. I would assume it wouldn't be too time consuming but I would not have the slightest idea
    ...

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    Yeah, unless there is something in his record, I can't believe that they wouldn't have had the paperwork completed far in advance.
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    He probly tried to smuggle a ki or two of Peruvian flake last time they played there.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Amy Winehouse managed to get here once. It can't be that difficult.

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    Goldenvoice should excercise some of that poltical power& get him over here gdamnit.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Quote Originally Posted by n3glect View Post
    The band are currently in intense rehearsals as a four piece
    David: Can you play...excuse me, Viv, can you play a bassline, uh, like
    Nigel used to do on "Big Bottom", can you double that? You recall
    the lines in fifths?

    Viv: Oh, yeah. I've got two hands here, yeah I can do it.

    David: So, that's good, you can play that one.

    Derek: "Hole" is out, "Heavy" is out....

    David: "Heavy-Hole" ....

    Derek: Right, right, right, right...."America" is out.....

    David: "America" we can't do, that's Nigel's tune, not my tune.

    Derek: We know, we know, we know, we know...That's a nice little set,
    isn't it, that's a cozy ten minutes.

    David: What are we going to do, we've got nothing to play here...

    Derek: I'll tell you what we're gonna have to do...

    David: What?

    Derek: Jazz odyssey!

    David: We're not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in
    front of a festival crowd!

    --- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey ---
    ( in front of a festival "crowd" )
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Motherfucker. They are my #1 band for the entire fest. Gah.

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    Srsly. They have ONE SHOW on a CONTINENT.
    They must be getting paid well for it.
    And they cant make this happen?
    Maybe a fan WITH a visa could play the parts.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    I bet there are Suede tribute acts all over London. Grab their fucking bassist.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Well this sucks. I was looking forward to this. Hopefully they can still pull it off without a bassist
    ...

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    Without the complex sounds of the bass guitar, how can Suede be listenable?

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    Perhaps Bernard Butler can free up one of his replacement guitarists to play bass by bringing his magic fingers back into the fold.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    First Klaxons, now Suede ... Seriously, should I sell my wristband on Craigslist?
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    Goldenvoice will drop set-times shortly to create a diversion!

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    Yet all of the UK drum and bass DJs that are booked (all 435 of them) seem to have their papers in order and will be arriving without a hitch.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Can't the creaters project skype him in or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Goldenvoice will drop set-times shortly to create a diversion!
    if anything this is causing delays to set times.

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    You're right! They will end up playing the Gobi at 2:00PM now.

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