How many beers does it take you to get drunk?

[blueduck]

what kind of beer gets you dead?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Stone Smoked Porter

[TomAz]

drunk by my definition, or the highway patrol's?

[daxton]

8-12 at 69%! Ahaha we're a bunch of alcoholics.

[TomAz]

It's the 'how big is your dick' syndrome.

[PrettyRagdoll]

Me = Lightweight.

I get supremely giggly at like drink 3, but I've never been falling down drunk so...

[daisyBee]

consider me lightweight.

although, i'll only drink beer when i have consumed a good amount of hard liquor in my system.

[pinkladyam]

Most people that claim 8-12 are bullshit! After about 4 IPAs I'm good...two more and I'm drunk!

[artisticcreator]

Are we talking shit beer like Bud, Coors and so on, or is it a good beer with 12% alcohol?

[nathanfairchild]

drinking beer to get drunk has almost become a chore at this point, because i have to endure 10 or so shit beers to get to a good buzz. now i just go liquor to get drunk and i drink good beer for taste.

[Sublime]

Gimme a 6 pack of some Easy Street and I'm set

[TonyPerkis]

I can't even remember the last time I tried getting drunk off just beer. I guess college really was that long ago (sighhhh)

[Radiohead]

Back in college, around 10, but I drank Bud Light and partied all the time. Now, probably around 5 or 6, but I drink way heavier stuff and usually only on weekends.

[daxton]

It's the 'how big is your dick' syndrome.

Well, in that case, my dick is above average size.

[Shooters08]

Are we talking shit beer like Bud, Coors and so on, or is it a good beer with 12% alcohol?

This is a stupid comment because most beers don't come this high in abv and when they do they are usually bourbon casked and you don't drink a lot of them in one session. When you are drinking a lot, you drink cheap beers (BL, C-, etc.). When you want to enjoy good beer you have 2-4 and they are quality hand crafted beers. If you are drinking the good beers to get drunk then you are an idiot and you are over paying for your buzz!

[PenisMuncher]

Like two. I am an extreme light weight.

[sleepybrew]

i can drink a macro brew (bud, coors) until my stomach explodes. but a good micro beer? anywhere from 3-6 and i'm nice and buzzin

[Neighborhood Creep]

I get drunk off of 6. I can suck down about 30 in a day with ease though.

[fikus222]

[TomAz]

Well, in that case, my dick is above average size.

HOT

[M Sparks]

Well, in that case, my dick is above average size.

Hot.

EDIT Gawdamn it Tom!

[TheWatcher]

I'm not sure... Beer makes me visit the bathroom so often I think it just goes through me.

So, 1 beer to feel "tipsy", not sure about "drunk" as defined by the LAPD as that has never happened.

[artisticcreator]

This is a stupid comment because most beers don't come this high in abv and when they do they are usually bourbon casked and you don't drink a lot of them in one session. When you are drinking a lot, you drink cheap beers (BL, C-, etc.). When you want to enjoy good beer you have 2-4 and they are quality hand crafted beers. If you are drinking the good beers to get drunk then you are an idiot and you are over paying for your buzz!

This is a stupider comment!

Just need a simple distinction between good beer and water beer!

6 Buds could make me pretty ok, if I could force them down.

1 La Fin Du Monde's would make me very happy without needing anymore!

But 20 of the Hieny's @ Coachella doesn't seem to do much for me at all!

And a really great beer is tripple fermented and still has yeast in the bottom of the bottle. A really good beer is cask fermented or comes from a craft microbrewery. Everything else is Blah!

[lyysander]

Three. Lightweight as crap.

[Pixiessp]

I get tipsy after 2. Drunk at 4. If I drink one cask conditioned beer I am pretty much done. Not drunk. Just toasty. Very toasty.

[billtino]

This is a stupider comment!

But 20 of the Hieny's @ Coachella doesn't seem to do much for me at all!

20 Coachella Heiny's = $140 not including tips....AHHH HELLLL NAHHHH!

[Neighborhood Creep]

20 Coachella Heiny's = $140 not including tips....AHHH HELLLL NAHHHH!

And about 6 hours away from good music. Let's go to coachella and sit in the Heiny tent most the time. Smart.

[Mucho Maas]

^TONS of people do that. which is good. free up some space for the rest of us.

[Courtney]

Two to three beers for me. Take six months off drinking alcohol altogether and YOU TOO can become a cheap date.

[TommyboyUNM]

Two to three beers for me.

Noted.