Things That Will Not Be Overheard At Coachella 2011

[pachucasunrise]

"Lil B left my female companion with me."

[CoachellaRides]

CoachellaRides ripped me off this year... :-D

[santasutt]

" Hey, that's a reasonable price for a beer!"

[fredbull]

"The water in the do-lab was too cold"

[concertgoer]

Kanye's set was a disapointment

[PlayaDelWes]

"The Black Keys keep raising the bar, I really can't wait to see what they have in store for us next year"

[Cameron Frye]

"The Black Keys keep raising the bar, I really can't wait to see what they have in store for us next year"

obnoxious

yea they keep raising the bar...by going for the lowest hanging fruit on the tree of music and calling out Nickleback. OOOOOOOOoooooo

[Clark Griswald]

"Boy, that Cameron Frye really gets the point of all the threads on the message board."

[tmac]

"wow the music in the sahara is terrible this year"

[Cameron Frye]

"Boy, that Cameron Frye really gets the point of all the threads on the message board."

great

edit - yes that is a great quote. didn't read the thread title like a moron

i blow!

[Fidoosh]

"I didn't smell weed during Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, did anybody smoke?"

[Bus McRider]

"I'm so glad I brought my girlfriend"

[bezus]

"There was not enough fist pumping during David Guetta."

[frizzlefry]

"I fucking LOVE this new beer garden/terrace, what the fuck were they doing with this space last year?"

[christheshark]

"Wait.... the mars volta is playing this years coachella..... has that white guy playing guitar always been in the band"?

[clleadz]

"Sparta is so much better than this band, why did they want to reform!?"

[KennKenna]

"Free shrooms? No thanks."

[markb1892]

"David Guetta is not a massive wanker"

[werner12123]

"Wow! The Midnight Beast was definitely the best performance of the weekend."

[maniroses]

'Swedish House Mafia sound worse than the screams of the Rwandan Genocide'

[malcolmjamalawesome]

'Swedish House Mafia sound worse than the screams of the Rwandan Genocide'

You're doing it wrong

[Wonderbot]

"Hey I'm back with food/drinks. It was easy to find you because you stayed in exactly the same spot"

[heart cooks brain]

'Everyone I met from the board was very well-adjusted.'

[Goatchella]

" I'm glad I didn't blow it and eat that whole bag"

[PlayaDelWes]

I'm never gonna forget January 30

[involvelemons]

"Borgore's totally gonna do an improvised, electro-acoustic micro-house set"

"Mazzy Star got me so HYPED!"

"That Childish Gambino guy is a BEAST! He should do movies or something!"

[DeadSkin]

"Childish Gambino was really good!"

"i don't want to go anymore, you can have my ticket for free"

"i didn't cum in you paul i swear"

[jjr024]

finally seeing Death Grips live was a life changing experience

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"I will never forget this David Guetta experience."