Camping at Coachella vs...

[ialvarado2]

Let the flaming begin

:flame

[ialvarado2]

Aw, just kidding... camping is cool but last year was a pain in the butt with the showers and what not.
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[GrossMagic]

CSB.

[sonabun]

Not Camping...staying at the Shadow Mountain Resort in Palm Desert with a ton of people!

[Mugwog]

you really cant get grimey? really?

[Iamwelting]

have fun being lame, we'll be in the campgrounds getting all future freaky and shit.

[blacklite]

have fun being lame, we'll be in the campgrounds getting all future freaky and shit.

sig'd

[HEADSTRUCK]

camping is the only way I would ever go....EVER

[TheClares]

Camping at Coachella


VS

Not Camping at Coachella

[LyricsForTheMind]

Yeah, unless you have a shuttle pass

[gkrablin]

Hahahaa I love that first picture. Fuck camping.

[IggyMeows]

The only reasons I can think of that makes camping inconvenient to a person are:

1. You're a light-sleeping grandma who refuses to let other people party on past your bedtime.
2. You're looking for your future life partner at Coachella. So in order to look your very best, you opt out of the campgrounds to stay elsewhere that can offer you more "beautifying" amenities other than a free tan and a few sweated-off pounds.
3. You like to fluff the toilet for more than 30 seconds. (Note: If you really refuse to step off your high horse to avoid being charbroiled inside an Andy Gump, there are air-conditioned trailers inside the venue to handle your business in.)
4. You absolutely can not skip out on bathing in a pool when you've worked 6 months to fit in your "Goal Bikini Size". The fact that it's Spring Break just stresses the importance of being in a pool.
5. You were one of the sore-losers who didn't get a chance to buy a ticket in time, so you try to make other people jealous by posting photos of what every other person in Southern California has in their backyard.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

last year I swore I'd never camp again. turns out my word means nothing, I'll see you guys in the campsite this year

[hydr1]

First off....camping belongs in the wilderness....coachella" camping" is just hipsters and hippies sleeping on a dirt/grass field...camping doesn't involve heards of wierdos. Prison camps and consentration camps are closer related.

Seriously. Getting to the spot, showering in an air conditioned suite, watching squidbillies on dvd player, flushing the toilet and seeing it is clean and not holding mass dookie, ice machine!!!
beds, soft pillows, carpet, bbq, spa, pool, spa inside suite, bong, vape and grass layed out all over, towels, privacy, silence if wanted, fridge, outlets, alarm clock....taking bong rips in the hot tub in your suite, brushing ur teeth and spanking off in the shower with molly, jerking off your girlfriend (jilling off) in the shower, bed, house, mouse,

Beats all the fucking horror storys...and don't talk to me about toughing it. Because ill do 11,000 feet elevation for ten miles a day like a goat(see avi)
so its not about roughing or being sissy.

Coachella has security and an inner man. Not only the gubbmentz oppressing your wild out of hand drug bindge, orgy, festaval rest......but you gots the camp police queers, goldenvoice security hero wanna bees....and then the cops all over the place. Sneaky undercover hipster squares prob too shiet.

I cannot see myself shaking up bottles of champagne and using it as a squirt gun to blast the cum off my girls chin...I don't see that happening in a seven foot campsite. I started my first coachella with no tickets, 40 bucks, an empty tank of gas and two flats of stolen display water.
I have returned the favor and for the last four years pumped thousands of dollars into palm springs, desert hot springs, la quinta and coachella. I go all fucking out. Its once a year. I wanna do it like a boss...not a hoss. So have fun and keep your stinky ,slimy ,sweaty,rolled olut, hipster, head dress wearing kings of leon ass away from me and my crew. We look good, smell good and we are doing much better than you.

Work hard, buy tickets and tear up hotel rooms. Whewwww! Yeauhhhh!

[akman]

Wow hydrant1, you're cool.

[hydr1]

Wow hydrant1, you're cool.

Thank you. Im thorough. What can I say. Plus carpooling for an hour and a half from work. Im so happy to be here to share with you my friend. Where's my cookie?

[Death]

We look good, smell good and we are doing much better than you.

No you aren't, you pussy. You sound like a whiny little bitch. I'm glad dickheads like you don't camp.

[hydr1]

Hahaha your jealous I can tell. Have fun layin in the grass...more power to you. Hope u feel good now that u have net banged on me ese lol

[Death]

Hahaha your jealous I can tell. Have fun layin in the grass...more power to you. Hope u feel good now that u have net banged on me ese lol

Oh yeah, I'm so jealous. The party in the campsite is always soooo lame.

BTW, if it takes a bottle of champagne to clean your woman's chins, you might wanna look into a program for her or something.

[hydr1]

We should be friends...send me a pm with a pic of your chin attatched?

[Death]

We should be friends...send me a pm with a pic of your chin attatched?

Wow, that's the best you got? I withdraw, you are clearly ill-equipped. Most likely in more ways than one.

[hydr1]

Well im hung like a squirrel and I got the iq of a door knob. I didn't know we were fighting.

I thought I would post my pros and cons of where I sleep during coachella and then others would comment and post their own opinions? Mabee we should stick to the topic and not turn it into a net fight. Because those are the last thing anyone interested in coachella discussions on a coachella message board would want to see. And I was being serious about the pm thing. Palm springs......when in rome....no homo

[hydr1]

Well im hung like a squirrel and I got the iq of a door knob. I didn't know we were fighting.

I thought I would post my pros and cons of where I sleep during coachella and then others would comment and post their own opinions? Mabee we should stick to the topic and not turn it into a net fight. Because those are the last thing anyone interested in coachella discussions on a coachella message board would want to see. And I was being serious about the pm thing. Palm springs......when in rome....no homo

[citizenerased]

lol that first post was awesome hydr1.

jerking off your girl in the bathroom

[hydr1]

***Jilling off my girls
boys jack and girls jill. How did this guy get that im a cry baby pussy? Lol seriously? I wasn't bashing anyone really, well mabee. Fuck im kinda ocd about being clean when im on some bangin psychs...like its bad enough it looks like bacteria and molecules are breakdancinng and oozing all over everything...then I can smell and hear the sweat dripping from these little ravers and they're all crammed up on ya. Fuck. Catch me in the back burning with my grime dub face on. I go camando to backpack or fish and sleep in the dirt...but what's the point in a populated area. If you have 3400 bucks to blow on four or five hotel rooms and a suite...why not do it. I was thinking about camping last year. Untill I saw the whole cluster fuck and heard so many horror stories. I don't even like walking that way. I hate walking. I want a raskal and diaper.

[Harrisment]

First off....camping belongs in the wilderness....coachella" camping" is just hipsters and hippies sleeping on a dirt/grass field...camping doesn't involve heards of wierdos. Prison camps and consentration camps are closer related.

Seriously. Getting to the spot, showering in an air conditioned suite, watching squidbillies on dvd player, flushing the toilet and seeing it is clean and not holding mass dookie, ice machine!!!
beds, soft pillows, carpet, bbq, spa, pool, spa inside suite, bong, vape and grass layed out all over, towels, privacy, silence if wanted, fridge, outlets, alarm clock....taking bong rips in the hot tub in your suite, brushing ur teeth and spanking off in the shower with molly, jerking off your girlfriend (jilling off) in the shower, bed, house, mouse,

Beats all the fucking horror storys...and don't talk to me about toughing it. Because ill do 11,000 feet elevation for ten miles a day like a goat(see avi)
so its not about roughing or being sissy.

Coachella has security and an inner man. Not only the gubbmentz oppressing your wild out of hand drug bindge, orgy, festaval rest......but you gots the camp police queers, goldenvoice security hero wanna bees....and then the cops all over the place. Sneaky undercover hipster squares prob too shiet.

I cannot see myself shaking up bottles of champagne and using it as a squirt gun to blast the cum off my girls chin...I don't see that happening in a seven foot campsite. I started my first coachella with no tickets, 40 bucks, an empty tank of gas and two flats of stolen display water.
I have returned the favor and for the last four years pumped thousands of dollars into palm springs, desert hot springs, la quinta and coachella. I go all fucking out. Its once a year. I wanna do it like a boss...not a hoss. So have fun and keep your stinky ,slimy ,sweaty,rolled olut, hipster, head dress wearing kings of leon ass away from me and my crew. We look good, smell good and we are doing much better than you.

Work hard, buy tickets and tear up hotel rooms. Whewwww! Yeauhhhh!

Amazing.

[lolswaglol]

***Jilling off my girls
boys jack and girls jill. How did this guy get that im a cry baby pussy? Lol seriously? I wasn't bashing anyone really, well mabee. Fuck im kinda ocd about being clean when im on some bangin psychs...like its bad enough it looks like bacteria and molecules are breakdancinng and oozing all over everything...then I can smell and hear the sweat dripping from these little ravers and they're all crammed up on ya. Fuck. Catch me in the back burning with my grime dub face on. I go camando to backpack or fish and sleep in the dirt...but what's the point in a populated area. If you have 3400 bucks to blow on four or five hotel rooms and a suite...why not do it. I was thinking about camping last year. Untill I saw the whole cluster fuck and heard so many horror stories. I don't even like walking that way. I hate walking. I want a raskal and diaper.

I feel like I lose a couple IQ points every time I read one of your posts. Trying to come down to your level to understand what you're saying is tough.

[Theijuiel]

I'm going from insane to lucid due to this thread.

[GeminiDC]

First off....camping belongs in the wilderness....coachella" camping" is just people looking to connect with strangers on a grass field...camping doesn't involve heards of wierdos. Prison camps and consentration camps are closer related to each other but I'm not even sure why I added this, perhaps I'm autistic.

Seriously. Getting to the spot, showering in an air conditioned suite, watching squidbillies on dvd player, flushing the toilet and seeing it is clean and not holding mass dookie, ice machine!!! Sorry about the former "sentence"...I was busy jerking off to a Skrillex vid on youtube while typing it.
beds, soft pillows, carpet, bbq, spa, pool, spa inside suite, bong, vape and grass layed out all over, towels, privacy, gay porn, silence if wanted, fridge, outlets, alarm clock....taking bong rips in the hot tub in your suite, brushing ur teeth with a toothbrush I just spanked off onto the shower with by buddy Guiseppe, jerking off your girlfriend's (jilling off) 3 inch clit in the shower, bed, house, mouse, louse, Allison Krauss, blouse, douse.

Beats all 2 fucking horror storys told by pussies to get attention on a web board...and don't talk to me about toughing it, I once had went a whole week without hair gel toe nail clippers. Because ill do 11,000 feet elevation for ten miles a day like a goat(see avi) (where's the vid? Oh sorry, I'm a mutant)
so its not about roughing or being sissy but rather hotel duvets with the previous hotel patron's DNA all over it. Howard Johnson: Spanish for semen on your sheets.

Coachella has security and an inner man like Kuato from Total Recall. Holy shit that guy's creepy. Not only the gubbmentz oppressing your wild out of hand drug bindge, orgy, festaval rest......but you gots the camp police queers, goldenvoice security hero wanna bees....and then the cops all over the place. They even sleep in you tent and watch you pee. Sneaky undercover hipster squares prob too shiet. If you've already been arrested once though, they will leave you alone and look for undiscovered criminals.

I cannot see myself shaking up bottles of champagne and using it as a squirt gun to blast the cum off my girls chin...I don't see that happening in a seven foot campsite. (NOTE: I have nothing funny to say about this) I started my first coachella with no tickets, anal virginity, 40 loonies, an empty tank of gas, a midget, 4 pancakes, Opera's book of the month, and I two flats of stolen display water because I'm an asshole and steal.
I have returned the favor and for the last four years wasted thousands of dollars in palm springs, desert hot springs, la quinta and coachella in a vain attempt to do something that I can post on FB so that my friends think I have an interesting life. I go all fucking out by keeping all my creature comforts not meeting anyone new and smoking a bong in a hotel room. Its once a year. I wanna do it like a ross...from Freinds. So have fun and keep your stinky ,slimy ,sweaty,rolled olut, hipster, head dress wearing kings of leon ass away from me and my crew. We look good, smell good, love drinking Heineken, gots our collars popped, and we are doing much better than you people who I have never met but speculate to be doing much worse than I though I have not defined worse it is okay because I never learned about run on sentences in the 4 years I went to school.

Work hard, buy tickets and tear up hotel rooms. Whewwww! Yeauhhhh! I hhhhaaavveeee ttthhheee pppooowwweeerrr!!!!!!

fixed.

[Drewfus46]

i stay right across the street at the indian palms intervals its the best got all the amenities and i can still hang out with my friend that are camping. I will never camp unless for some reason i cant find a place close enough for the fest and we never get stuck in traffic cause we take a taxi or just walk its the best.