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    Default Who will be this year's naked wizard or wasted sandal guy?

    Suggestions? Ideas? Shall we setup a pot?

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    YouTube will capture you getting hit by a golfcart. 1 million views the first day.
    When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

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    lmao^

    UA guy, a wildcat i assume? It will probably be someone from our alma mater (to answer your question)
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    Lotus.
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverCat View Post
    YouTube will capture you getting hit by a golfcart. 1 million views the first day.
    That's not funny, I've been hit by a golfcart before. Jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    lmao^

    UA guy, a wildcat i assume? It will probably be someone from our alma mater (to answer your question)
    Huh?

    IMMA DUDE was taken.

    Dude.

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    you're dense
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    you're dense
    This year it'll come out that the Naked Wizard and Sandal guy, while looking nothing alike, were really the same person. This year I hear he's planning to parachute in, nude, on fire, one sandal on, throwing drugs and anti-aircraft weaponry to the blood-thirsty crowd. I'm hoping he doesn't conflict with any other set times.

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    I just hope it's not me. Looking at the collection I've amassed for the weekend and getting the fear.


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    thanks for the laugh, thank you
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by meyouseek View Post
    I just hope it's not me. Looking at the collection I've amassed for the weekend and getting the fear.

    Ahhhh I'm getting the fear that I won't amass the proper collection! Nothing like mushies turning green to get the old juices flowing....

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    Ky prediction is this year we'll have a girl step up to the plate and represent the women of Coachella. She will almost certainly be passed out somewhere inappropriate. I'm thinking either portapotty or on top of one of the giant sculptures.

    This has been my prediction. Let it be done.

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    ^ Definitely Lotus.
    When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHenny View Post
    Ky prediction is this year we'll have a girl step up to the plate and represent the women of Coachella. She will almost certainly be passed out somewhere inappropriate. I'm thinking either portapotty or on top of one of the giant sculptures.

    This has been my prediction. Let it be done.
    I'm kinda leaning towards this too. The Ladies of Coachella need to step it up.

    Preferably the video will include crying, over-intoxication, and a fashion faux pas or two (Indian headdress feathers in the mouth and everything).

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    Quote Originally Posted by UADUDE View Post
    I'm kinda leaning towards this too. The Ladies of Coachella need to step it up.

    Preferably the video will include crying, over-intoxication, and a fashion faux pas or two (Indian headdress feathers in the mouth and everything).
    Feathers with a brown hat that has a black band around it, glowing warpaint. I want to see what she ate for lunch, or it won't be worth the digital code it's printed on when it hits youtube!

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    his name is Robert Shurmer and he will be in a drug induced zombie-like state attempting you grub the laces of anyone wearing the slightest hint of yellow on their feet, Saturday in front of the Gobi at 6:15 in the evening.

    You have been warned
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    I find this thread very entertaining since I went to high school with drunk sandal and my friend is now dating him lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarabull View Post
    I find this thread very entertaining since I went to high school with drunk sandal and my friend is now dating him lol
    Pics or shut the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    his name is Robert Shurmer and he will be in a drug induced zombie-like state attempting you grub the laces of anyone wearing the slightest hint of yellow on their feet, Saturday in front of the Gobi at 6:15 in the evening.

    You have been warned
    Thanks for the headsup. Will he be requiring mates in drug-induced zombiedom? haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Pics or shut the fuck up.
    What kind of pics? His name is john toole and he went to San Joaquin memorial high school in Fresno. We were in band together. He played trombone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarabull View Post
    What kind of pics? His name is john toole
    C'MON....Really?

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    This year's equivalent will be Skrillex.
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    It's a bit unfair though, when I change an MP3 halfway through a song at a party I get yelled at, whereas Skrillex probably got a blow job.

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    this guy:
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarabull View Post
    What kind of pics? His name is john toole and he went to San Joaquin memorial high school in Fresno. We were in band together. He played trombone.
    sandal guy was from fresno?

    shoulda known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mucho Maas View Post
    sandal guy was from fresno?

    shoulda known.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Lotus.
    -fingers crossed-
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHenny View Post
    This has been my prediction. Let it be done.
    Winner Winner.

    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48398

    video anyone?

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    if i would have continued filming after this guy stood up, this video would have gone viral. he stumbled over to the bathroom trailer and tried to walk into the womens room... then he fell down and thew up on the fence. i felt bad for the guy so i stopped filming. i ended up running into him later at empire of the sun and he seemed completely fine. oh what could have been.
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