I wouldn't even recognize most celebs if I seen them
I tried to approach Tyler The Creator but he said... "BACK THE FUCK UP" and threatened to shoot me with his water gun.
My gf met Bob Forrest and Perry Farrel and his wife a few years back and Dave Grohl in 2010. I was in a water line a few people behind Jake Gylennhaal I think in 2010, and had a brief conversation with Aubrey Plaza walking from Mojave to Outdoor last year (me with the sexy opening line 'Has anyone ever told you you look just like Aubrey Plaza?'). Also chatted up Amanda Palmer for a minute in 2009.
Walked into the festival last year following an open-shirted Hoff showing off the chest hair - pretty funny. Was standing in the beer gardens watching Arcade Fire and noticed a group of people dancing together off to my left, then looked closer and realized it was katy perry and her crew. Also saw Tyler the creator outside of the festival with what I assumed were other members of OF but they were pretty much terrorizing everyone within sight haha
Jay Electronica 2011
I saw Dave Chapelle, David Hasslehoff, and Paris Hilton right next to me for Kayne. Earlier that day I ran into Vanessa Hudgens tapped her on the shoulder and said "Are you Vanessa Hudgeons?" I believe she said "Maybe from behind" then she started doing a fake laugh or whatever and then proceeded to walk away banging away with her tambourine and spinning in circles like a hippy. haha
Friday - Amon Tobin, Breakbot, Frank Ocean, LA Riots, Madeon, M83
Saturday - Destructo, Dragonette, Feist, Jacques La Cont, Kasabian, Radiohead, SebastiAn
Sunday - Dj Shadow, Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg, Flourence and the Machine, Girl Talk, Housse de Racket, Justice, Metronomy, Modeskeletor, Porter Robinson, The Hives, The Weeknd
"Music produces a pleasure that human nature cannot live without"
Not really appropriate for this thread, but I saw Natalie Portman at LACMA on Sunday. She's TINY.
i was walking in a crowd of friends and he tackled me to the ground. I didnt even know it was him until Manny asked if i was ok and it all clicked. Bam didn't even apologize he just said "some jackass did that" I grabbed a pic with him before the crowd realized what was going on. weird. super weird
mja: "i would make a great effeminate hick-accented puppet"
2010 met David Faustino of Married with Children, very generous guy, bought my group a few drinks at the bar. Oh ya, Russell Simmons too.
I was hanging out last year with McLovin and the rest of the young rapscalions
DAFT PUNK,... Ronald Jenkees! Outkast!! Prodigy! Faithless! Underworld! London Elektricity! (live set) Future Sound of London! DJ Yoda (DVJ Set!) Dillinja and Lemon D w/ the Valve Soundsystem, Ed Solo & Deekline! Dizzee Rascal!
I watched Sonic Youth with Arcade Fire.
*based upon tedious fact checking.
08: Watched a little bit of M.I.A. and Animal Collective before parting ways with Jens Lekman. Headed over to watch Mark Ronson and found myself standing next to David Hasslehoff who was almost as tall as me. He was bombarded so I didn't say anything.
10: I ran into a tiny couple on my way from Miike Snow to Phoenix. I turned around to apologize and saw that it was Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Instead of apologizing I just pointed at them at disappeared into the crowd.
11: I was wearing my shirt as a cape and Katy Perry told me I looked like Superman and had a nice body. I laughed nervously and then yelled out "I have x-ray vision, too" like a creep as she walked away.
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My handle was Mojavemolester (forgot my password). But that's who I still am at heart and on the polo fields.
I SAW HASSLEHOFF AND DEVITO LAST YEAR DURING WIZ KHALIFA. It was great.
Does god count cause i found him in 2008 at portishead
Flea was a jerk.
Mclovin was hanging out in the beer garden between the outdoor and main stage, he was really enjoying the fact that hes famous. Saw Peter Dante and Simon Rex watching Phoenix a couple years ago, don't know if they count as celebrities.
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That kid was probably enjoying the molestations he was involved in with intoxicated fans that weekend.... MMMMmmm..one day
Fuck it: NIN/HTDA/Trent Reznor>IceyHot's sex life
January thru April 29th - The worst time of the year here.
I saw Vanessa Hudgens rolling face. I lel'ed hard
Conor Oberst was right next to me watching Leonard Cohen.
But celebs (especially rock stars) hanging around in the regular VIP area have to count on getting some attention. My girl just walked up an asked for a photo and he snapped and yelled at her. Lucky for that little punk I was on the other side of the fields. And I suppose lucky for me cuz I'm sure some heavy security would have ruined my day after I folded up Fleabag like a road map.
Ive only seen Beyonce's hair and entourage pass by me. I am usually too focused on getting to the next stage/tent to notice anyone around me. But I would love to meet DeVito and Hasselhoff.
I'm pretty sure I saw Michelle Trachtenberg and Russell Brand behind the stage at Mojave... didn't get a pic, though.
Saw Yoda in 2010.
Saw paris hilton yesterday right after noel gallagher's set.. took a picture, will post picture sometime this week.
'07, '08, '09, '10, '11, '12 w1, '13 w2..
saw paris hilton smoking weed sidestage rhcp in 2007 aint shit changed....