This just sounds like such a bad idea. I can't be the only one that instantly compared this to the Titanic..
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
Cruises in general are not for everyone and most people don't realize that until they are on board and at sea.
On the slim chance the Hard Cruise left from San Pedro (a few concert cruises have, Xingolati, Mayercraft, etc.) then I might go but if I have to fly anywhere for it I'm probably out.
so ive been told by some people working in garys office some details on this.... i am not saying any of this is true but just some interesting gossip...
Supposedly its 3 nights starting in Miami and your sailing around the carribean.
There will be 4 stages on board. the main stage being on the top deck while the others are in the clubs etc
In terms of lineup and yes this is where it starts getting a little unbelievable... That anyone who is anyone in the EDM industry will be on the bill, supposedly when artists heard about this event they all wanted to play.
Along with this i heard the ship is stopping on a private island where a stage will be set up with many of the artists there ready to perform
dont know if any of this is true, but well find out forsure on the 31st
Busy P will be your concierge, tonights agenda: dancing. This cruise is going to be barbaric
Coachella 07 (the introduction), 08 (the bands), 09 (the documentary), 10 (the people i came with), 11 (the relationship test... we passed), 12 (whatever the weather, Dirty Epic forever), 13 (the year of the troll)
- PEARL JAM WHY YOU HATE COACHELLA? -
yes 31st of this month not quite sure about prices however
Holy shit. Okay, fuck that sounds awesome.
I'd imagine 600 for a room/ticket/food/notbooze/notdrugs/notsuntanlotion/notairfarewhenleftbehindonisland
jesus christ this sounds awful
Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
If those rumors are true this could be amazing.... I need more infos before judgement. I imagine it will be prominently huge house acts like SHM, Boy Noize, Diplo, ect. I don't think any of the other genres would be able to draw enough people for the obviously expensive tickets. If they do scrounge up some interesting names, I might be aboard.
2,550 according to http://www.cruisecritic.com/reviews/...cfm?ShipID=384
So it's May 31st, and no info. Maybe Gary is waiting for all of the 2 weekend hype to die down a bit...
I have no doubt it will come before the work day is over. But man, that 10 am announcement is one hell of an act to follow.
It's okay, Gary has a secret weapon:
HARD and EDC are shaking in their boots, haha.
HARD Cruise to announce free handjobs to compensate for lack of two weekends.
Come on guys, holyship.com
so the lineup is out on the website
if the artists playing the beach botique aren't going to be playing on the ship as well then i will absolutely not be on board.
FATBOY SLIM, DIPLO, BURAKA SOM SISTEMA and DILLON FRANCIS are the ones playing the beach boutique