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    Default Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Hi everyone! Well, everyone who is exactly like me, that is! Heading to Coachella alone this year, ready for adventure, and looking to hang out with people who I could easily be confused with! Which one of you guys are bringing the American cultural and/or sporting item?

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    sounds boring
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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    If only if I was educated and middle class..would you make a expection with me marc.
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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    sounds boring
    I'm in!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Heading to Coachella alone this year
    Wait...what?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    If only if I was educated and middle class..would you make a expection with me marc.
    If I knew what an expection was, I most certainly would, Zack.

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    I want to watch Marc make a expection with Zack. Sounds hot.
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    Will there be bottom touchings?
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Should not there be a separate, exclusionary, section for this sort of thread?

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    I won't be attending, as I am atheist.

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    SEE YOU AT WEEKEND ONE!

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    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Looks like it's just you and baily. Have a good one!


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    A flock of Randys..

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    A flock of Randys..

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Which one of you guys are bringing the American cultural and/or sporting item?
    I'll just bring a red, white and blue Frisbee. Check check.
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    This is why you're a semi-employed cheetoh-munching fucktard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickjohn View Post
    Looks like it's just you and baily. Have a good one!
    OK, joke's over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    OK, joke's over.
    I'm not going alone this year....have in the past

    White, middle class, family median of $125k, college educated...yea not many of us around here
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    she should get an abortion then go to chella
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    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
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    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    I'll join as long as I can keep my mask on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iamwelting View Post
    Just recently got into this show and I love it.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Goddam it, another club I can't join.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Do I fit? cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    I'll join as long as I can keep my mask on.
    No costumes....thought that was clear on the other thread
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    she should get an abortion then go to chella
    Quote Originally Posted by Bougie24 View Post
    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT, THE GUY THAT STARTED THIS THREAD IS 100% QUEER. ITS JUST A FRONT TO SLEEP IN THE SAME TENT WITH U SO HE CAN FONDLE SRAIGHT MEN IN THEIR SLEEP.
    I REPEAT... THIS IS A FRONT!!!

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    Clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    I'll join as long as I can keep my mask on.
    You know that the guy who plays Fonejacker is Persian, right? He was in Syriana.

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    Default Re: Let's hang out with other white, straight, middle-class, educated, agnostic men.

    What if I want to be fondled?
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    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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