Coachella cuddle buddy?

[Chinfie]

Hello, this is my first year at coachella, after wanting to go for almost ten years. I'm very excited, as you might expect. I'm going with a large group of very close friends, most of which are couples. This may sound odd, but I'm much more comfortable in new situations if I have someone to look out for. I'm 25yo, female, bisexual. I'm what you'd call a hardcore femme, I'm small, wear tight clothing, makeup, do my hair etc, but I'm very aggressive, masculine and strong, though I may not look the part at first. Looking for a lady to take care of, who needs a cuddle buddy, a bodyguard, and some TLC. If you might be interested, please let me know, I plan on having a phenomenal time.

P.S. I might be a technological moron, because I'm trying to upload a picture of myself but it isn't working, so if you want a picture, just ask and I'll send you some.

[GuyInTucson]

Wait for it.....

[darkjustice]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...will that work?

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

Wanna protect my gf with me

LOL

[wscmx13]

send me your best nude picture

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Hi, this is my sixth year at Coachella, after going for five years in a row. I'm going with a large group of very close friends, most of whom are couples. This may sound odd, but I'm much more comfortable in new situations if I have someone to look out for. I'm 23yo, male, straight. I'm what you'd call a hardcore raver, I'm small, wear tight clothing, hats, but I don't wear beads or kandy so I may not look the part at first. Looking for a lady to take care of, who needs a cuddle/rave buddy, a bodyguard (although I am pretty PLUR so if you get into a fight you are probably going to be on your own), and some TLC. If you might be interested, please find me in the Sahara tent, I plan on having a phenomenal time.

[Chinfie]

Wow, you're all morons, I don't know why I expected anything else actually helpful. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or threesome. I'm completely capable of finding a man, were that what I was looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like this, although from every thread I'm reading now I'm expecting to be disappointed. So go ahead and call me a bitch or a cunt if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

No need to be rude, I'm also looking for a cuddle partner on a message board and I thought it'd be better to post my stats in this thread rather than start a separate one. No offense intended.

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

Hey moron, i'm trying to find someone to help me keep my gf safe and protected. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or guy threesome. We're completely capable of finding a man, were that was what we were looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like yourself, although from your posts I am severely disappointed. So go ahead and call me an ass or a douche if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.

[Chinfie]

That Is perfectly acceptable, and I thank you for your honesty. I rescind my anger from your direction.

[Chinfie]

Hey moron, i'm trying to find someone to help me keep my gf safe and protected.

And I'm certain that is exactly what you meant by that offer, considering the fact you included yourself being "protected"

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

And I'm certain that is exactly what you meant by that offer, considering the fact you included yourself being "protected"

Oh I made my previous post even better, make sure you check that one out.

[GuyInTucson]

Wow, you're all morons, I don't know why I expected anything else actually helpful. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or threesome. I'm completely capable of finding a man, were that what I was looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like this, although from every thread I'm reading now I'm expecting to be disappointed. So go ahead and call me a bitch or a cunt if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.

A few things -

1 - If you are fully capable of finding a guy without these boards why would it be different finding a girl? Are you admitting you have no clue how to pick up a woman except on a message board? Sounds kinda creepy and / or sad to me.

2 - No one forced you to write here. A look around would have given you an idea of how people on this board are. You wasted your own time, no one did it for you

3 - Everyone here is a moron yet you come here on a board full of anonymous assholes asking for a "cuddle buddy" when you obviously don't know a single person. There are plenty of slutty bi-sexual whores for you to try to drug ....errr.... "cuddle" with AT the festival. Perhaps if you actually tried getting to know people here rather than telling everyone on a public board that you are looking to get laid it would get you a more respectable response.

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

A few things -
3 - There are plenty of slutty bi-sexual whores for you to try to drug ....errr.... "cuddle" with AT the festival.

Where!?!?!?

I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!

[GuyInTucson]

Where!?!?!?

I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

[fostera3]

Where!?!?!?

I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!

You arent hardcore femme enough I guess.

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Bwhahahahhaha

You arent hardcore femme enough I guess.

Maybe I need to make my fauxhawk a bit more like La Roux... or switch it up w/ the Beiber haircut.

Or should I bring the wig to Coachella?

[fostera3]

Bwhahahahhaha



Maybe I need to make my fauxhawk a bit more like La Roux... or switch it up w/ the Beiber haircut.

Very acceptable. But now you have told this girl your trick! She is gonna spot a fake lesbian lady a mile away.

*on a side note- I HIGHLY suggest you try out the ELLEN hair cut and clothing. Just add mascara and you will be set.

[doggie3343]

would a super femme male be able to quallify for a cuddle buddy?

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

would a super femme male be able to quallify for a cuddle buddy?

lol @ your signature, what bro, you afraid of even numbers?

[doggie3343]

lol @ your signature, what bro, you afraid of even numbers?

It takes me two years to save for one coachella ticket.

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

It takes me two years to save for one coachella ticket.

Oh fuck.... I feel like a dick now. If you're camping I owe you at least A beer if not 2.

[doggie3343]

No offense taken. Me and my GF should meet up and protect eachothers backs

[PlayaDelWes]

Who the hell is after all you people?

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

Who the hell is after all you people?

RAPISTS!

Rapists Protecting Rape Victims!

[BROKENDOLL]

Who the hell is after all you people?

Christ, you mean there's more behind them?

[ENluv12]

I wish you luck. There are plenty of single people that go, and if you don't find anyone here... You most likely will there. I am always making friends at music festivals. Good luck

[Dustin da DnB Soulja]

I wish you luck. There are plenty of single people that go, and if you don't find anyone here... You most likely will there. I am always making friends at music festivals. Good luck

Do you protect these friends or do they protect you?

[BROKENDOLL]

This thread should be a gentle reminder for everyone to remember to bring protection if they plan on fucking at Coachella...

[bluemamba]

P.S. I might be a technological moron, because I'm trying to upload a picture of myself but it isn't working, so if you want a picture, just ask and I'll send you some.

Requesting picture