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    Talking Coachella cuddle buddy?

    Hello, this is my first year at coachella, after wanting to go for almost ten years. I'm very excited, as you might expect. I'm going with a large group of very close friends, most of which are couples. This may sound odd, but I'm much more comfortable in new situations if I have someone to look out for. I'm 25yo, female, bisexual. I'm what you'd call a hardcore femme, I'm small, wear tight clothing, makeup, do my hair etc, but I'm very aggressive, masculine and strong, though I may not look the part at first. Looking for a lady to take care of, who needs a cuddle buddy, a bodyguard, and some TLC. If you might be interested, please let me know, I plan on having a phenomenal time.

    P.S. I might be a technological moron, because I'm trying to upload a picture of myself but it isn't working, so if you want a picture, just ask and I'll send you some.

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    Wait for it.....
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    I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...will that work?

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    Wanna protect my gf with me

    LOL
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    send me your best nude picture
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    Hi, this is my sixth year at Coachella, after going for five years in a row. I'm going with a large group of very close friends, most of whom are couples. This may sound odd, but I'm much more comfortable in new situations if I have someone to look out for. I'm 23yo, male, straight. I'm what you'd call a hardcore raver, I'm small, wear tight clothing, hats, but I don't wear beads or kandy so I may not look the part at first. Looking for a lady to take care of, who needs a cuddle/rave buddy, a bodyguard (although I am pretty PLUR so if you get into a fight you are probably going to be on your own), and some TLC. If you might be interested, please find me in the Sahara tent, I plan on having a phenomenal time.

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    Wow, you're all morons, I don't know why I expected anything else actually helpful. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or threesome. I'm completely capable of finding a man, were that what I was looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like this, although from every thread I'm reading now I'm expecting to be disappointed. So go ahead and call me a bitch or a cunt if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.

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    No need to be rude, I'm also looking for a cuddle partner on a message board and I thought it'd be better to post my stats in this thread rather than start a separate one. No offense intended.

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    Hey moron, i'm trying to find someone to help me keep my gf safe and protected. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or guy threesome. We're completely capable of finding a man, were that was what we were looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like yourself, although from your posts I am severely disappointed. So go ahead and call me an ass or a douche if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.
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    That Is perfectly acceptable, and I thank you for your honesty. I rescind my anger from your direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    Hey moron, i'm trying to find someone to help me keep my gf safe and protected.
    And I'm certain that is exactly what you meant by that offer, considering the fact you included yourself being "protected"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinfie View Post
    And I'm certain that is exactly what you meant by that offer, considering the fact you included yourself being "protected"
    Oh I made my previous post even better, make sure you check that one out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinfie View Post
    Wow, you're all morons, I don't know why I expected anything else actually helpful. Apparently I wasn't clear when I asked specifically for a girl, and didn't include a guy or threesome. I'm completely capable of finding a man, were that what I was looking for, thank you very much. Thank you for wasting my time, after I wasn't trying to waste yours. Really looking forward to being around this apparent group of people for a weekend, hope everyone isn't like this, although from every thread I'm reading now I'm expecting to be disappointed. So go ahead and call me a bitch or a cunt if you feel the need. Just realize I wasn't trying to bother YOU, so thank you for your much valued time and comments.
    A few things -

    1 - If you are fully capable of finding a guy without these boards why would it be different finding a girl? Are you admitting you have no clue how to pick up a woman except on a message board? Sounds kinda creepy and / or sad to me.

    2 - No one forced you to write here. A look around would have given you an idea of how people on this board are. You wasted your own time, no one did it for you

    3 - Everyone here is a moron yet you come here on a board full of anonymous assholes asking for a "cuddle buddy" when you obviously don't know a single person. There are plenty of slutty bi-sexual whores for you to try to drug ....errr.... "cuddle" with AT the festival. Perhaps if you actually tried getting to know people here rather than telling everyone on a public board that you are looking to get laid it would get you a more respectable response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    A few things -
    3 - There are plenty of slutty bi-sexual whores for you to try to drug ....errr.... "cuddle" with AT the festival.
    Where!?!?!?

    I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    Where!?!?!?

    I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!
    If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    Where!?!?!?

    I've traveled the Gobi, I've seen the Mojave and I've witnessed the Sahara and never has this ever happened for me!
    You arent hardcore femme enough I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
    Bwhahahahhaha

    Quote Originally Posted by fostera3 View Post
    You arent hardcore femme enough I guess.
    Maybe I need to make my fauxhawk a bit more like La Roux... or switch it up w/ the Beiber haircut.

    Or should I bring the wig to Coachella?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    Bwhahahahhaha



    Maybe I need to make my fauxhawk a bit more like La Roux... or switch it up w/ the Beiber haircut.
    Very acceptable. But now you have told this girl your trick! She is gonna spot a fake lesbian lady a mile away.

    *on a side note- I HIGHLY suggest you try out the ELLEN hair cut and clothing. Just add mascara and you will be set.

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    would a super femme male be able to quallify for a cuddle buddy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doggie3343 View Post
    would a super femme male be able to quallify for a cuddle buddy?
    lol @ your signature, what bro, you afraid of even numbers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    lol @ your signature, what bro, you afraid of even numbers?
    It takes me two years to save for one coachella ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doggie3343 View Post
    It takes me two years to save for one coachella ticket.
    Oh fuck.... I feel like a dick now. If you're camping I owe you at least A beer if not 2.
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    No offense taken. Me and my GF should meet up and protect eachothers backs
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    Who the hell is after all you people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Who the hell is after all you people?
    RAPISTS!

    Rapists Protecting Rape Victims!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Who the hell is after all you people?
    Christ, you mean there's more behind them?

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    I wish you luck. There are plenty of single people that go, and if you don't find anyone here... You most likely will there. I am always making friends at music festivals. Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I wish you luck. There are plenty of single people that go, and if you don't find anyone here... You most likely will there. I am always making friends at music festivals. Good luck
    Do you protect these friends or do they protect you?
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    This thread should be a gentle reminder for everyone to remember to bring protection if they plan on fucking at Coachella...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinfie View Post
    P.S. I might be a technological moron, because I'm trying to upload a picture of myself but it isn't working, so if you want a picture, just ask and I'll send you some.
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