View Poll Results: Gas, Grass or Ass?

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  • Grass

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  • Ass

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Thread: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

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    Default Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Damn son
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    whether getting for being the chauffeur or giving for being a passenger, i vote gas.
    i don't know where your ass has been. and i don't want your bunk ass cannabis.
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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Ass on the grass....

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post
    whether getting for being the chauffeur or giving for being a passenger, i vote gas.
    i don't know where your ass has been. and i don't want your bunk ass cannabis.
    I bet you're a lot of fun.

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    i bet you're passive aggressive...but i digress

    this medium of communication yields intention up to interpretation. i acknowledge that i might've come off as having a stick up my ass, oh well. i stand by what i said.

    gas = good it's hella expensive right now.
    grass = i wouldn't mind, but eh, unnecessary
    ass = if you're a good lay, let's do this shit. but i'm still weary about ransom sex (which i've had and have enjoyed plenty).

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    gassy ass

    I have a fart fetish.

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post

    gas = good it's hella expensive right now.
    grass = i wouldn't mind, but eh, unnecessary
    ass = if you're a good lay, let's do this shit. but i'm still weary about ransom sex (which i've had and have enjoyed plenty).

    peace
    As well you should be; it's a criminal offense, no?
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    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    nosurprises12: ransom = random. apologies.

    Cdubby: flatulence fetish. nice!
    Jagwar Ma ● the Knife ● GOAT ● the Preatures ● Bo Ningen ● Woodkid ● QOTSA ● Foxygen ● Little Dragon
    DARKSIDE ● Lorde ● Temples ● Factory Floor ● Banks ● Duck Sauce ● Grouplove ● Pet Shop Boys
    ††† ● OutKast ● Muse ● Mogwai ● Austra ● CHVRCHES ● Syd Arthur ● J. Roddy Watson & the Business


    wishlist, still: wishlist, still: missy elliot●oingo boingo●talking heads●grace jones●george clinton●fiona apple
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdubby View Post
    gassy ass. I have a fart fetish.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulophilia

    i knew it had a name!
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    DARKSIDE ● Lorde ● Temples ● Factory Floor ● Banks ● Duck Sauce ● Grouplove ● Pet Shop Boys
    ††† ● OutKast ● Muse ● Mogwai ● Austra ● CHVRCHES ● Syd Arthur ● J. Roddy Watson & the Business


    wishlist, still: wishlist, still: missy elliot●oingo boingo●talking heads●grace jones●george clinton●fiona apple
    sweat.x●jamiroquai●space●hooverphonic●los fabulosos cadillacs●la santa cecilia

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post
    ass = if you're a good lay, let's do this shit. but i'm still weary about ransom sex (which i've had and have enjoyed plenty).
    ransom sex? how many times have you paid someone that kidnapped a loved one with sexual favors?
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    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetello View Post
    ransom sex? how many times have you paid someone that kidnapped a loved one with sexual favors?
    I'm pretty damn amazing, so people are always kidnapping my loved ones in hopes of getting sexual favors out of me.
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    I'm pretty damn amazing, so people are always kidnapping my loved ones in hopes of getting sexual favors out of me.
    i'll believe it from you. fist boner fella over here though... eh...?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomboclat View Post
    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

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    I don't smoke and ass doesn't get you very far so GAS.
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    Weekend One & Weekend Two ftw

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post
    this medium of communication yields intention up to interpretation. i acknowledge that i might've come off as having a stick up my ass
    I don't think you can blame the medium for this one.

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    I want it all!

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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    I'm pretty damn amazing, so people are always kidnapping my loved ones in hopes of getting sexual favors out of me.
    touchι
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    Default Re: Gas, Grass, or Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I don't think you can blame the medium for this one.
    i most certainly can. further, i most certainly did...

    plus, is it just me, or does this prove what i meant?
    Jagwar Ma ● the Knife ● GOAT ● the Preatures ● Bo Ningen ● Woodkid ● QOTSA ● Foxygen ● Little Dragon
    DARKSIDE ● Lorde ● Temples ● Factory Floor ● Banks ● Duck Sauce ● Grouplove ● Pet Shop Boys
    ††† ● OutKast ● Muse ● Mogwai ● Austra ● CHVRCHES ● Syd Arthur ● J. Roddy Watson & the Business


    wishlist, still: wishlist, still: missy elliot●oingo boingo●talking heads●grace jones●george clinton●fiona apple
    sweat.x●jamiroquai●space●hooverphonic●los fabulosos cadillacs●la santa cecilia

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    The unwritten rules of the road.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    All I am asking from the people I'm bringing along is gas. Both for a ride to California from Colorado and for them to pitch a tent of their own in my camping spot. 400$ between 3 people. Is that cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post
    i bet you're passive aggressive...but i digress
    you do not know what digress means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naruto_kenshin View Post
    All I am asking from the people I'm bringing along is gas. Both for a ride to California from Colorado and for them to pitch a tent of their own in my camping spot. 400$ between 3 people. Is that cool?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I want it all!
    This^

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    Quote Originally Posted by SDsoldier7 View Post
    No.
    Porque no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tral! View Post
    you do not know what digress means.
    correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it when you deviate from the topic at hand? i usually use it when i'm talking about something and i go on a tangent... i'll bring myself back by claiming "but i digress" and return to the main topic.

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