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    Surprised not to see a thread on Jessie J here even though I'm sure the lot of you would protest. I've kind of been a bit obsessed with her since her performance on SNL last weekend. I'm a little late to the game with her, but she's still hardly known about here in the States. I should probably hate her, but I can't. She has an amazing voice, I like her style & dig a lot of her lyrics. Lady Gaga & Katie Perry should take note or just GTFO. Coach should add her. Enjoy...










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    She's British and doesn't really fit in with the Coachella vibe. Expect to see her on the lineup next year (Ala Eliza etc).
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    More cookie cutter fabrication, No thanks

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    glad people discovered her on SNL. she's been killin it for a while

    little know fact: she wrote the lyrics for party in the usa

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    Little known fact: she fucking sucks.

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    You should learn the difference between facts and opinions Guedita.

    What makes you believe that? I get the cookie cutter argument & the distaste for mainstream pop in general, that's why I feel she is someone I too should dislike. However, she has a wonderful voice & can bring it live. Not all her tracks are winners, but for the most part she has fun clever lyrics & sings about the things that truly matter in this world. IMO she's less Brittney & Katie Perry, more Esthero & Robyn. For that edge, I dig her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Little known fact: she fucking sucks.
    I'd say that's a widely known fact.
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    Yeah Guedita. You've gots some learning to do.

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    Her haircut is really edgy.

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    IN MY OPINION.

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    It should be noted that you should also learn the difference between a little lone fact and a widely known fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
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    You cunts need lives.

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    In your opinion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I can do it like a brother, do it like a dude.

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    I still haven't heard why it's a "fact" that she sucks? Can you honestly say she doesn't have a voice? is it simply that you're both jealous & widely known fat?

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    I'll admit Do it Like a dude is one of her weak offerings, but still more fun than a lot of the other pop crap.

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    Does Celine Dion have a voice? Yes.

    Would she suck at Coachella? Yes.

    Jessie J is way worse than Celine Dion.

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    Cara is super fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
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    Why is everyone acting so serious?

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    It's not about the money, money, money. We just wanna make the world dance. Forget about the price tag.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    My fatness is both a fact and an opinion.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    okay. Have fun ragging on her. When you lay the lyrics out like that it's easy to make them seem silly (and perhaps they are), but I could do the same with a lot of Robyn's lyrics. Yet I'm sure you'd be quick to defend her because she gets the hipster vote of approval.

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    /end trolling the troll fight.

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