I don't give a fuck what anyone says about you, xanman86. You are one of my all-time favs! Happy birthday, bitch.
Happy (belated) Birthday Xanman86!
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.