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    Quote Originally Posted by mex_rocker View Post
    im sure this has been discussed before but, can you bring in an empty water bottle/ camelback onto the festival grounds?
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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    i think this thread has 'potential' for funny. but its falling flat. I will keep checking though.

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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    Unban Monklish for a day and let em at it just in here, itll get funny.

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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    Why don't you just ask a question?
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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    more importantly, can you bring a camel?
    I came here to drink milk and kick ass.
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    googoogaagaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    i think this thread has 'potential' for funny. but its falling flat. I will keep checking though.

    carry on
    I disagree because the OP lacks the creativity to make this thread live up to its potential. Sarcasm and wit when wielded effectively, can do wonders for a thread. This moron though, hasn't got a shot in hell.

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    @zamuelwashington – did u know your mom sucks dick for free?… did you know your using 2nd grade jokes?
    @BROKENDOLL – ill be sure to flash my tites around soon… youll be the 1st to know u sick bastard, and you should go to Elduardo
    @Fidoosh – clever girl… but why the anal sex comments? Just doesn’t sound right.. keep your cocks and donkey dick at home.
    @frizzlefry – id be disgusted, n I probably wouldn’t be able too look at u in the eye for a while but wouldn’t hold it against your monkey ass. E for effort though
    @Caifan – enough to make your wildest dreams come true.. jus be slick nig
    @mex_rocker – there not gonna deprive your ass of water just don’t over do it on the empty bottles one or two would be cool. Remind them your a brokeass and cant afford to buy a water in the venue to refill it with. (be sure to look like the dirty Mexican that you are)
    @psychic friend – much respect nig
    @Emma Ocean – sport the camel toe all you want! It is supported in the polo fields
    @Paddy O'Furniture – hey fuck you guy. I got Coachella board legends on this shit…ha. you can go gather up some wit and sarcasm and see what kinda wonders you can stick up your ass… bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frijolesx View Post
    @zamuelwashington – did u know your mom sucks dick for free?… did you know your using 2nd grade jokes?
    @BROKENDOLL – ill be sure to flash my tites around soon… youll be the 1st to know u sick bastard, and you should go to Elduardo
    @Fidoosh – clever girl… but why the anal sex comments? Just doesn’t sound right.. keep your cocks and donkey dick at home.
    @frizzlefry – id be disgusted, n I probably wouldn’t be able too look at u in the eye for a while but wouldn’t hold it against your monkey ass. E for effort though
    @Caifan – enough to make your wildest dreams come true.. jus be slick nig
    @mex_rocker – there not gonna deprive your ass of water just don’t over do it on the empty bottles one or two would be cool. Remind them your a brokeass and cant afford to buy a water in the venue to refill it with. (be sure to look like the dirty Mexican that you are)
    @psychic friend – much respect nig
    @Emma Ocean – sport the camel toe all you want! It is supported in the polo fields
    @Paddy O'Furniture – hey fuck you guy. I got Coachella board legends on this shit…ha. you can go gather up some wit and sarcasm and see what kinda wonders you can stick up your ass… bitch.

    27 days!!!
    You sir, have a wonderful economy with words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness and anticipation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frijolesx View Post
    @zamuelwashington – did u know your mom sucks dick for free?… did you know your using 2nd grade jokes?
    @BROKENDOLL – ill be sure to flash my tites around soon… youll be the 1st to know u sick bastard, and you should go to Elduardo
    @Fidoosh – clever girl… but why the anal sex comments? Just doesn’t sound right.. keep your cocks and donkey dick at home.
    @frizzlefry – id be disgusted, n I probably wouldn’t be able too look at u in the eye for a while but wouldn’t hold it against your monkey ass. E for effort though
    @Caifan – enough to make your wildest dreams come true.. jus be slick nig
    @mex_rocker – there not gonna deprive your ass of water just don’t over do it on the empty bottles one or two would be cool. Remind them your a brokeass and cant afford to buy a water in the venue to refill it with. (be sure to look like the dirty Mexican that you are)
    @psychic friend – much respect nig
    @Emma Ocean – sport the camel toe all you want! It is supported in the polo fields
    @Paddy O'Furniture – hey fuck you guy. I got Coachella board legends on this shit…ha. you can go gather up some wit and sarcasm and see what kinda wonders you can stick up your ass… bitch.

    27 days!!!
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    :-)
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    Lol! Thanks beans!

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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    So when do we get the AIDZ needles shipped to us for the Sahara?
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    has anyone asked a serious question yet?

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    Can I haz Shuttle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moham1989 View Post
    has anyone asked a serious question yet?
    If you had a serious question, would you want a dick to answer it? Not you Gay Palm Springs. I think we know where you stand.

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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?

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    ...

    Herpes.

    oh wait, wrong thread
    Recent studies at Yale have shown that being an asshole is detrimental to one's health. Professor Sweetlove, a Psychology professor, came on record as saying:
    "Assholes and local desert rats tend to live shorter lives and have less consensual sexual relations than non assholes. It could be due to lower testoserone levels or a chemical imbalance in the brain but some people are just wired to be.... well.... assholes"
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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    you answered my question with another question <--failed. here is a real question. How much in advance did you book a place to stay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    STFU
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    You don't want baby fleshlights running around, do you?
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