i think this thread has 'potential' for funny. but its falling flat. I will keep checking though.
carry on
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She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
Unban Monklish for a day and let em at it just in here, itll get funny.
Why don't you just ask a question?
Whiskey Sour
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1 cherry
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
more importantly, can you bring a camel?
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.
And I've just finished my milk.
googoogaagaa
@zamuelwashington – did u know your mom sucks dick for free?… did you know your using 2nd grade jokes?
@BROKENDOLL – ill be sure to flash my tites around soon… youll be the 1st to know u sick bastard, and you should go to Elduardo
@Fidoosh – clever girl… but why the anal sex comments? Just doesn’t sound right.. keep your cocks and donkey dick at home.
@frizzlefry – id be disgusted, n I probably wouldn’t be able too look at u in the eye for a while but wouldn’t hold it against your monkey ass. E for effort though
@Caifan – enough to make your wildest dreams come true.. jus be slick nig
@mex_rocker – there not gonna deprive your ass of water just don’t over do it on the empty bottles one or two would be cool. Remind them your a brokeass and cant afford to buy a water in the venue to refill it with. (be sure to look like the dirty Mexican that you are)
@psychic friend – much respect nig
@Emma Ocean – sport the camel toe all you want! It is supported in the polo fields
@Paddy O'Furniture – hey fuck you guy. I got Coachella board legends on this shit…ha. you can go gather up some wit and sarcasm and see what kinda wonders you can stick up your ass… bitch.
27 days!!!
the day we stop learning is the day we die..
COACHELLA 07.08.09.10.11.
1. Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.
A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
:-)
the day we stop learning is the day we die..
COACHELLA 07.08.09.10.11.
Lol! Thanks beans!
has anyone asked a serious question yet?
Can I haz Shuttle?
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
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Herpes.
oh wait, wrong thread
Recent studies at Yale have shown that being an asshole is detrimental to one's health. Professor Sweetlove, a Psychology professor, came on record as saying:
"Assholes and local desert rats tend to live shorter lives and have less consensual sexual relations than non assholes. It could be due to lower testoserone levels or a chemical imbalance in the brain but some people are just wired to be.... well.... assholes"
Full story can be found here. AP
you answered my question with another question <--failed. here is a real question. How much in advance did you book a place to stay?
Skrillex 2013 tour dates:
1/24/13 – Montreal, Canada
4/12/13-4/21/13 POLO FIELD-SIZED GAP
7/12/13 - Montreal, Canada
7/13/13 - Toronto, Canada
7/17/13 - Winnipeg, Canada
7/19/13 - Calgary, Canada
7/21/13 - Vancouver, Canada
You don't want baby fleshlights running around, do you?
Jeff Goldblum for main stage 2012.
2011 Perfectchella.