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    One of the things I have noticed in Bjork haters is that none of them seem to even explain their negative opinions on Bjork. They remind me of 12 year old kids who can't comprehend or understand something, so they just insult it. Five years ago a username by the name of brycerosen made a thread titled "Bjork Sucks Balls" and it said "Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts". Does that not sound like something a 12 year old would say? This idiot shouldn't even have made this post because he obviously doesn't know Bjork enough to even describe her "flaws". To make him look even more like a retard, he just sort of insults her and just keeps establishing that he doesn't like Bjork by saying "then my job is done . . . . . . . . . . . bjork smells like a pickle" and "New Rule anyone who likes Bjork is Emo". Does every Bjork hater have the mentality of a 12 year old? People don't get Bjork's music because they are just not used to that type of music, same with her voice. Her voice/music is literally nothing like we have heard before. Listen to Bjork's All is Full of Love, Unravel, Domestica, Pagan Poetry, It's in our Hands, All Neon Like and tell me she is a horrible singer and look how much art and depth is put in to her lyrics. It's absurd how much hate Bjork gets because she's doing something unique but yet we'll praise the $hit out of mediocre pop singers like Michael Jackson. People if you're going to rant about somebody, rant about people who actually don't have any artistic value to them and sell manufactured horse $hit like Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha.

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    Bjork does smell like a pickle though.
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    Default Re: Any body who thinks Bjork sucks might as well be labeled as a bland and boring re

    quality thread.
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    i wonder how many months he's been plotting and planning to drop this thread.
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    at least 5 years.
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    Who the fuck is Bjork?
    7/21 - !!! @ Club Congress (Tucson, AZ)
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    Is that, like, dubstep?
    7/21 - !!! @ Club Congress (Tucson, AZ)
    8/23 - Galactic @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    8/25 - Future Islands @ 191 Toole (Tucson, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
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    "Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts". Does that not sound like something a 12 year old would say?
    No, I don't think a 12 year old would use the phrase "mediocre techno beats".

    Also, you don't need to "know" Bjork to make the analogy that she sounds like Yoko Ono mixed with a dying animal. You just need to have ears.
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    Default Re: Any body who thinks Bjork sucks might as well be labeled as a bland and boring re

    Except she doesn't sound like Yoko Ono at all, but sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Except she doesn't sound like Yoko Ono at all, but sure.
    Yoko Ono = no

    Yoko Ono and a dying animal = yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Yoko Ono = no

    Yoko Ono and a dying animal = yes.
    Retard alert!
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    Seriously, if you guys are going to act like little fucking kids and not act like sophisticated people then I'll fucking join you.

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    Where did this rant even come from? Did you join this board just for this reason? Did anyone else that documentary about the crazy obsessed Bjork fan who tried to send her a script filled with acid? ... This reminded me of that
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    OH FUCK

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    LISTEN TO THIS!!!! IT IS A LOT BETTER THAN NICKI MINAJ, LADY GAGA OR ANY OF THAT OTHER BULL SHIT YOU RETARDS ARE USED TO!!!!
    ALL CAPS RAGE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Yeah, everyone here loves those bands. Duh. And no one here likes Bjork so get the fuck out! I mean, all you had to do was read a bit around here before posting to find out.

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    This is kind of like the film "Idiocracy", isn't it? But in all seriousness, I don't mind if you don't like Bjork since you do have to have a specific taste for her but I just hate it when people disrespect her even though she is making true art and is actually doing something different, which is why people hate her so much. I still how ever believe Bjork Haters are idiots, since they act like 12 years that insult things they can't comprehend.

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    So whose alias is this?

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    So whose alias is this?
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    so what brought this on? why did you make this thread based off another thread from 5 years ago?
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    Some things weren't meant to be known.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel_Evil View Post
    This is kind of like the film "Idiocracy", isn't it? But in all seriousness, I don't mind if you don't like Bjork since you do have to have a specific taste for her but I just hate it when people disrespect her even though she is making true art and is actually doing something different, which is why people hate her so much. I still how ever believe Bjork Haters are idiots, since they act like 12 years that insult things they can't comprehend.
    PM: "Listen to me you fucking retard. I'm pretty sure you're like this because your mind is corrupted by the mainstream but listen to Bjork's Joga and All is Full of Love. I swear, you dumb asses prove my point that all Bjork haters are retards."

    I took a shit in the shape of a swan this morning. That is true art. That was something different. That is why people hate me so much.

    edit* I DO like Bjork, but All is Full of Love is crap. Swan shaped even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    PM: "Listen to me you fucking retard. I'm pretty sure you're like this because your mind is corrupted by the mainstream but listen to Bjork's Joga and All is Full of Love. I swear, you dumb asses prove my point that all Bjork haters are retards."

    I took a shit in the shape of a swan this morning. That is true art. That was something different. That is why people hate me so much.

    edit* I DO like Bjork, but All is Full of Love is crap. Swan shaped even.
    So much fucking quality in this post I don't even know where to begin.

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    So much passion going on in this thread...

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    The funniest part about this is that I'm friends with Bryce Rosen. We went to high school together.

    And why is this fucker complaining about that 5 years after the fact? lol

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    I bet she eats a lot of pickled herring.
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    Thom Bjork


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    Looks like a future thai lady boy

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