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    I'm astounded at the number of posts by Vinylmartyr. How does Vinyl do it? Is Vinyl actually a robot or computer program designed to post at a superhuman rate?

    Vinyl has by far the most posts on the coachella board (2667), nearly twice as many as the second place poster (1528). If Vinyl is really a human, how does Vinyl find enough time in the day to post so often? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

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    he gets his shit to go.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    It keeps him awake at night. He doesn't sleep. Only posts.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    lame
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    tee hee

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    he posts in pairs. Meaning, stuff most of us would normally put in one post, he instead puts in two successive posts.

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    This is true. I've even seen him post in triplets.

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    If you think this is impressive, you should've seen the old board. The smilies, my god, the smilies....


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    Jeff is one of the main reasons I stayed on this board. He's a made man, as far as I'm concerned. Don't give him crap or I'll cut you.
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    I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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    You're a dick.

    (sorry Tom, had to do it)
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    hey, the more the merrier.

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    the thought occurs to me, again, that Delta is an alias. No one can be this dickish in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Jeff is one of the main reasons I stayed on this board. He's a made man, as far as I'm concerned. Don't give him crap or I'll cut you.
    what exactly do you mean by cut me? cut me with a knife? cut me from your life by putting me on your ignore list? i need a clarification. based on your answer, i will then decide whether to give him crap or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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    dickface, this should go in the "threaten people with violence" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    I will catch him one day. I have a plan. And my plan will pan out. I assure you.

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    further proof that tom is correct, you are in fact a dick. only a dick would make his life goal becoming the number one poster.

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    I wonder if Delta has any other human contact besides UFC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    further proof that tom is correct, you are in fact a dick. only a dick would make his life goal becoming the number one poster.
    Vinyl's not a dick.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Vinyl's not a dick.
    ummmm, we were talking about deltasig

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    Maybe vinylmartyr is in fact a small collective of people all posting under one name. Yes, that must be it.

    That, or he's just better than you.

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    yeah Delta is a dick with shit on it,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Maybe vinylmartyr is in fact a small collective of people all posting under one name. Yes, that must be it.

    That, or he's just better than you.
    well, of course he/it/they is/are better than me. he/it/they has/have more posts than i do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    yeah Delta is a dick with shit on it,
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    well, of course he/it/they is/are better than me. he/it/they has/have more posts than i do.
    both of these statements are true.
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    Hi Courtney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    ummmm, we were talking about deltasig
    My point was Vinyl is the number 1 poster, and he has said in the past that he likes to have the most posts, so by default, you're also calling Vinyl a dick.
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    sounds like a funny obsession to me but to each their own
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My point was Vinyl is the number 1 poster, and he has said in the past that he likes to have the most posts, so by default, you're also calling Vinyl a dick.
    oh ok. i didn't know vinyl has said that. fine, then vinyl is a dick too. i must be consistent with my proclamations of dick.

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    Vinyl's one of the nicest people on here. Well, to me anyway.
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