View Poll Results: Worst Coachella Headliner of All Time

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  • Bjork

    31 5.46%
  • Coldplay

    15 2.64%
  • Jack Johnson

    240 42.25%
  • Jay-Z

    19 3.35%
  • Kanye West

    54 9.51%
  • Kings Of Leon

    137 24.12%
  • Oasis

    13 2.29%
  • Portishead

    11 1.94%
  • Tool

    24 4.23%
  • Other

    24 4.23%
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    Coldplay was terrible.
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    How can you guys vote for acts you didn't see?
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    I only saw Bjork out of these, so I'll vote for her. Is that fair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I can't believe that The Killers, Beastie Boys, and Nine Inch Nails didn't make this poll.
    wtf? nin is killer live
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    Anyone that uses only one name like Bjork.

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    who voted portishead? retard
    the music is what its all about, you love it just like i love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    Anyone that uses only one name like Bjork.
    Here's hoping ur joking

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    all the rap crap, unimaginative retread retro rock, close your eyes and barf beachy acoustic, and muddy prog nonsense. Pretty much all of them. I liked NIN though.
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    Coldplay was really good that year.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newro7ic View Post
    Bjork was not great when she headlined last, so I think she deserves to be on the poll.
    What??
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Bjork Portishead and Tool just do not belong on here, especially since Portishead didn't even headline.

    Gorillaz was the worst headliner I've seen, but I didn't see most of the headliners on this list so I guess I can't really say which of these was worst.

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    Gorillaz was horrible. Thanks GV for forcing me, and everyone else to watch that trainwreck.
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    where the fuck is weezer? not just because they irritate me, but mainly i've heard from people who like them that was a bad set.
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    The Black Keys
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    callin em out early

    I can't see how Dre/Snoop would be disappointing. Especially if they do that Funkadelic spaceship shit. I want to see all that.
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    ha ha i was right jack johnson was just a horrible idea that year who thought of that?
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    Talent wise, Chemical Brothers. Shit wise, Janes Addiction. Least deserving, Kanye.





    and people realy hate JJ over Coldplay and KoL? Kill self.
    THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prelude View Post
    Talent wise, Chemical Brothers. Shit wise, Janes Addiction. Least deserving, Kanye.





    and people realy hate JJ over Coldplay and KoL? Kill self.
    Your opinion is shit. I hope you choke on some banana pancakes

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    How is Jack Johnson worse than Kings Of Leon? Those guys pretty much send out ear cancer through sound waves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    How is Jack Johnson worse than Kings Of Leon? Those guys pretty much send out ear cancer through sound waves.
    Hahaha. For real. I used to really like KOL, but then...it just went to hell. Jack Johnson was good, I thought. Maybe "he's not coachella" but it was a good set. Plus he brought out Mason Jennings!


    I voted other for Gorillaz. So disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    where the fuck is weezer? not just because they irritate me, but mainly i've heard from people who like them that was a bad set.
    Weezer subbed when they played.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prelude View Post
    Talent wise, Chemical Brothers. Shit wise, Janes Addiction. Least deserving, Kanye.





    and people realy hate JJ over Coldplay and KoL? Kill self.
    Kanye deserved to headline. Whether you like him or not doesn't matter, he is one of the biggest musicians in the world today.

    The Chemical Brothers didn't headline... they closed the main stage, but KOL headlined that night.

    I saw Jack Johnson's first Coachella performance in 2002 and left half way through and caught bits of it the next year. It was equally boring. How in the hell he headlined is beyond me.

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    i took a lovely nap during kanye, zzzz.

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    Life is a lot more fun when you like Kanye West. Just sayin'. I figured that out 2 minutes into his set. Was a big time hater before that moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilee View Post
    i took a lovely nap during kanye, zzzz.
    I took a nap too! Mostly because i was exhausted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darthlaker View Post
    ha ha i was right jack johnson was just a horrible idea that year who thought of that?
    My guess was there was something contractual there, like if JJ was booked, the condition was that he had to headline. That's speculation on my part, though.
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    HA. I remember in '08 hanging out in the Sahara, met these 2 cute girls & were chatting away. Fatboy came on & we danced for 20 mins or so, having a blast. Then the said they were leaving to go see Jack Johnson & wanted to know if I'd care to join them. I just smiled & said "Have fun with that" & kept on dancing. They stuck around instead. Made my night
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    who voted portishead? retard
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    The Gorillaz rehearsal "set" needs to be included in this poll.

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    Jack Johnson and The Killers were complete reaches.

    While I love The Black Keys, them as a headliner this year is a reach. But I guess GV had to do something fast after Black Sabbath cancelled on them, but after seeing Bonnaroo's lineup, they couldn't reach out to The Beach Boys?

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