Worst Coachella Headliners

[icedKeg]

Vote:

[grenade]

Delete

[sleepybrew]

Bjork?

Really?

You clown.

[TomAz]

Coldplay is worse than all those others by a lot.

[mikey1313666]

Coldplay is worse than all those others by a lot.

And yet you and I seem to be the only two who think so thus far

[paulb]

KOL
Jack Johnson

[motionnn77]

J.J. Yes.

[DogBisquit]

Jack Johnson was Jack Johnson, but Bjork was not Bjork.

Furthermore, MIA sucked after Paper Planes. She thought the shotgun sound would make a good bass drum. I forget if she headlined, but I had been looking forward to the performance.

@mikey - Do you know how I know you're gay?

[bottomfeeder]

Jack Johnson was Jack Johnson, but Bjork was not Bjork.

Which year are you referring to? She is a two-time headliner and she killed both. I call b.s.

[Egull]

I can't believe The Killers are not an option.

[Exoskeletal]

I can't believe The Killers are not an option.

this...I mean, I voted for Coldplay, but c'mon...The Killers?

[WhyTheLongFace]

How can you guys vote for acts you didn't see?

[ELIZA83TH]

Who the FUCK voted for Bjork? REALLY??

[GuyInTucson]

Who the FUCK voted for Bjork? REALLY??

I did. In fact, it has the fourth most votes on the list. I thought her 2002 set was atrocious.

However, I am sure had I witnessed every one of these sets, I probably would have voted for Jack Johnson. That's a big if though because I wouldn't take time out of my Coachella schedule to watch Jack Johnson.

[artisticcreator]

I want to vote more than once. All but 2 fit the criteria!

[darkjustice]

what is Bjork doing on there you idiot

[M Sparks]

I'm predicting a landslide. And Bjork is in (a distant) 3rd place, so it's not such a ridiculous notion.

[Bud Luster]

Why no Muse option here?

[DFrank]

Why no Muse option here?

You give no reason for this.

[seyrnon]

whoever voted portishead for worst headliner deserves a slap

[PrettyRagdoll]

That Bjork and Portishead are options when The Killers aren't makes me want to shoot you. Or urge you to try out for a Darwin Award. Whichever would end you quickest.

edit: And fuck Steve Harvey

[fatbastard]

icedKeg's father David fingering his mother Carlos at LCD last year.

[davrone]

Why aren't the Killers on there?

[Hairyhenderson]

I cannot believe Jack Johnson gets picked over Kings of Leon.... at least Jack Johnson used to have damn good tunes that took over the whole planet for a good while.

[choice cat]

kings of leon were really big at one time too

[Mugwog]

Rage Against the Machine for bringing the most teenage angst to Coachella ever. They did a great set and as a band they are awesome, they just brought along every single douche in the world with them, people felt the need to stay up late and scream, resulting in helicopters and riot geared cops surrounding the campgrounds..
PREDICTING SAME WITH KANYE (78% probability) cuz bitches love Kanye. It's going to get extremely hyphy-crunk-ghetto (XHCG)

[Boourns]

Rage Against the Machine for bringing the most teenage angst to Coachella ever. They did a great set and as a band they are awesome, they just brought along every single douche in the world with them, people felt the need to stay up late and scream, resulting in helicopters and riot geared cops surrounding the campgrounds..
PREDICTING SAME WITH KANYE (78% probability) cuz bitches love Kanye. It's going to get extremely hyphy-crunk-ghetto (XHCG)

I'd take that aggro Rage crowd again over what came last year.

[Radiohead]

I can't believe that The Killers, Beastie Boys, and Nine Inch Nails didn't make this poll.

[JebusLives]

I can't believe that The Killers, Beastie Boys, and Nine Inch Nails didn't make this poll.

wtf? nin is killer live

[Suffacated]

Anyone that uses only one name like Bjork.