Wire Cutters and 2nd Outfit, What are you bringing?

[Don Juan]

What are you guys bringing to Coachella. I'm bring my trusty pair of wire cutters instead of a wristband, and a change of clothes to evade police. Viva la resistance!

[TomAz]

after that, how are you going to get from the border to Indio?

[Don Juan]

My grandparents were experienced border hoppers, so I am already here.

[Don Juan]

The first coachella I ever went to in 2005, I somehow managed to walk in with no ticket without even trying. I was so lost and looking for a box office, I somehow managed to walk right through security without even realizing it.

[algunz]

DJ, can you post your pic so I can nut punch you a mile out from the entrance?

[bobert]

I'm bringing my wallet, my wristband and my dignity. Lucky for you, Caifanes is Friday.

[Don Juan]

DJ, can you post your pic so I can nut punch you a mile out from the entrance?

You can meet me on the inside. what you need?

[Don Juan]

I'm bringing my wallet, my wristband and my dignity. Lucky for you, Caifanes is Friday.

Dang, this is CA people not AZ, you're not allowed to be racist.

[algunz]

Your nuts, so I can grab, twist, and pull.

[Don Juan]

Your nuts, so I can grab, twist, and pull.

Check your mom's cell phone.

[Hannahrain]

When you hop over a segment of portable gate and find yourself tumbling to the ground about to slowly and painfully puncture your scrotum on your cleverly concealed set of tin snips, please, for the love of god, try to maneuver into someone's active viewfinder as you go down.

[Mr.Nipples]

What are you guys bringing to Coachella. I'm bring my trusty pair of wire cutters instead of a wristband, and a change of clothes to evade police. Viva la resistance!

your mothers womb is obviously defective

[Fin306]

after that, how are you going to get from the border to Indio?

Great stuff

[BROKENDOLL]

What are you guys bringing to Coachella. I'm bring my trusty pair of wire cutters instead of a wristband, and a change of clothes to evade police. Viva la resistance!

My,my,my, if it isn't Don Juan...
Good idea on the change of clothes, because as soon as those trusty wire cutters touch the electric fence that was installed over the summer, you'll be lit up like Albiertos Taco Stand and shitting Chili Colorado all over yourself!

[monkey]

I'm bringing my ticket and my beggin sign. It says "Tits for water".

[Premium Roast]

Caifanes = Mexican Caffeine

[Pixiessp]

I thought this was a thread dedicated to Wristcutters: A Love Story.
I was mistaken.

[knotted_donuts]

I must say... as far as lurkers/trolls go, Don Juan has to be the most grammatically correct, well-spoken, and wittiest I've seen thus far.

[insbordnat]

I'm enjoying this thread immensely.

[TomServo]

I think I'm going to bring an extra wristband, so I can wear two and laugh at you while security locks you into the hot box.

Well, that and a hammer... for my tent stakes and your skull.

[weeklymix]

Dang, this is CA people not AZ, you're not allowed to be racist.

Correction: It's the Internet you foil-wrapped motherfucker.

[Don Juan]

Correction: It's the Internet you foil-wrapped motherfucker.

Well I'm referring to the Castanedas series then, not the one your thinking of.

[Don Juan]

And I WILL see you on the inside if I have to use my Mexican Border Catapult to get there.

[LickTheLizzard]

so what's the deal with the coffee troll?

[Don Juan]

And when I break in I will free the landsharks.

[Don Juan]

your mothers womb is obviously defective

Your family tree is obviously a square.

[digitaldragon03]

Your family tree is obviously a square.

Haha.

[wstsidela]

The kid's got spunk

[Milky]

Your family tree is obviously a square.

That is hilarious. I'm going to use that one.

[Mr.Nipples]

The kid's got spunk

its in his stomach