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    Default Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    Since glass bottles aren't permitted, what is the best kind of alcohol to bring/sneak in?
    I really wanted to do Edward 40oz Hands on Thursday night but I can't bring in glass bottles.

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    for the love of god please transfer glass to plastic. i will be jogging around the campgrounds barefoot each morning...my feet ask you to refrain from bringing glass!

    that said, get creative....jeez, there are plenty of ways.

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    ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredbull View Post
    ??

    haha yes, x2.

    @mucho.
    im fine bring vodka and whatnot in bottles but putting beer in water bottles just kills it.
    you could always contribute some of your many creative ways too...it is a discussion board

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    You could put Jägermeister in an empty Dr. Pepper or Coca-Cola bottle.
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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Spork View Post
    Since glass bottles aren't permitted, what is the best kind of alcohol to bring/sneak in?
    I really wanted to do Edward 40oz Hands on Thursday night but I can't bring in glass bottles.
    this is probably your best option...

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43125
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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    yikes, no beer transfers.

    there are plenty of fine beers in cans....in fact, there are multiple threads on this site to assist you in choosing a tasty option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Spork View Post
    Since glass bottles aren't permitted, what is the best kind of alcohol to bring/sneak in?
    I really wanted to do Edward 40oz Hands on Thursday night but I can't bring in glass bottles.
    In this particular case, I'd say Rubbing Alcohol. And they won't suspect a thing if you keister it in.
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    ??
    Am I just really getting old or does this look really fucking retarded?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredbull View Post
    ??
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Am I just really getting old or does this look really fucking retarded?
    The answer is both BD.

    I also want to say that I think Nicole must be a very special girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredbull View Post
    The Salt Lick is some of the best BBQ in the fucking world.

    Also, that kid looks like he's 14.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    The answer is both BD.

    I also want to say that I think Nicole must be a very special girl.
    And I just want to say that I think Nicole is into bondage and fisting.
    Why else would she walk around with the duck face version of a blowup doll?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I'm sorry. That was so unlike me to blurt something out like that. Would it be too much to add "cantankerous" to my list of fine features?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    is that fat kid a dyke?
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    You could....hide it well... Some of your options include rolling it your tent and/or sleeping bag, take out your spare tire and put them in the well, wear big clothes and sneak them in on your body, or put them somewhere obvious because theyre fucking 40z and cost like $2 anyway, so who gives a fuck if they take them away.

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    Pop that Box my friends!

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    ^Yes - instead of Edward 40 hands play "Amy Winehands". That game will test your will.
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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Spork View Post
    Since glass bottles aren't permitted, what is the best kind of alcohol to bring/sneak in?
    probably the kind found in bottles that aren't made of glass, imbecile.
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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    There already a thread for this.
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44572

    There's also one from last year as well.
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35464

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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    you guys are all looking at the problem in the wrong way.

    Instead of saying "X is not allowed, what should I bring instead?"
    You should be asking yourself "X is not allowed, how can I best conceal it and sneak it in?"

    Hmm.. maybe thats was a bad idea. If youre too stupid to think of that on your own can you be trusted to dispose of your glass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jankypirate View Post
    you guys are all looking at the problem in the wrong way.

    Instead of saying "X is not allowed, what should I bring instead?"
    You should be asking yourself "X is not allowed, how can I best conceal it and sneak it in?"

    Hmm.. maybe thats was a bad idea. If youre too stupid to think of that on your own can you be trusted to dispose of your glass?
    Or, drink liquor for that matter...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    i thought this thread would be informative rather than inquisitive.
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    Default Re: Coachella 2011's Alcoholics Guide to Camping.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Spork View Post
    Since glass bottles aren't permitted, what is the best kind of alcohol to bring/sneak in?
    I really wanted to do Edward 40oz Hands on Thursday night but I can't bring in glass bottles.
    Soda bottles work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    ^Yes - instead of Edward 40 hands play "Amy Winehands". That game will test your will.
    "amy winehands" that's fucking brilliant!
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    Get a clear balloon and wash all the powder out, put inside soft drink bottle with the elastic part of the gallon around the rim of the bottle. Fill the balloon with alcohol, when full tie off and drop in bottle. Fill the rest of the bottle with soft drink. That way you can't see it or smell it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by catnip View Post
    Get a clear balloon and wash all the powder out, put inside soft drink bottle with the elastic part of the gallon around the rim of the bottle. Fill the balloon with alcohol, when full tie off and drop in bottle. Fill the rest of the bottle with soft drink. That way you can't see it or smell it......
    That wont work. Yay physics! Or in your case, physics just shat all over your plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by DANCE MAGIC View Post
    The Salt Lick is some of the best BBQ in the fucking world.
    False.

    Not even close.
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