What are your chances of getting your end away at coachella?

[travis_grant]

This is mainly for the campers,

I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!

[Monklish]

If you're British is should be relatively easy. Just make sure you have a good "charming" accent ready and you'll get your hole.

[Jremy]

I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.

[travis_grant]

I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.

christ!

that easy eh, i have been to florida 3 times and have never found it works, maybee because all they see everyday is brits?
i was in a club down in clearwater once & this group of stunning broads (american) were saying 'talk....just talk i love it'

thats the closest i got, i just talked. i in turn love your accent

[Monklish]

Try asking them to blow you next time.

[travis_grant]

Try asking them to blow you next time.

''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

[HandBanana]

''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane

[michaelmontanez]

lol, that just might work

[seanyb]

girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in

[amyzzz]

While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane

hahaha

[MissingPerson]

http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/st..._utmk=15544374


http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/st..._utmk=15544374

[chairmenmeow47]

This is mainly for the campers,

I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!

if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?

[travis_grant]

if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?

i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

[MissingPerson]

You mix your colloquialisms, sir.

[travis_grant]

slang

[chairmenmeow47]

I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

just explain it to the birds that way and i'm sure they'll drop trou immediately

[beavington]

i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.

[yeahfontaine]

this thread is icky.

[HandBanana]

[Mickjagger00]

yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.

[HandBanana]

Im hoping my AmeriCalifornia accent gets me some luverly crumpet at Glasto

[travis_grant]

as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.

tooshay haha

p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?

[kingsleyk]

yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.

Seriously hope this is true.

[gaypalmsprings]

[saulgood]

ha "puta" is spanish slang for whore/bitch/slut, it's a blanket term for a woman you don't like.

[MissingPerson]

girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in

You'll have to wear one of those hats with all the corks and some of those Steve Irwin hotpants to get the best out of it though.

[JClemy]

Just pull it out and walk around saying
"oo wants a go at me tallywacker!"

You'll have to say it in a very sterotypical accent too. I would go for a mockney one.

Also flap it around. I'm sure you can't fail!

[MissingPerson]

Hell, just make up an accent, tell people you're from Burundi. Nobody knows what Burundi should sound like, they won't cop.

[JClemy]

Nice idea MP. I think your idea will help people avoid jail.

I suppose with my idea they were going to get picked up by someone. That someone might be the cops and they might tazer you but I'm sure the wizard got some wherever he got taken.

[beavington]

tooshay haha

p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?

it means pretty much whore. if you call a mexican a puta or puto you should be ready to fight, apparently its the worst thing you can say to "them".