Ladies and Gentlemen,
I implore you all to boo Kanye West off the stage during his performance Sunday night. Coachella and Kanye West should never mix. We must unite to prevent this travesty from ever occurring again.
…best case scenario, delicate Kanye’s fragile ego is damaged after he catches wind that at least one person will be booing him causing him to decide not to perform and opening up a spot for Daft Punk in the .000000000000001% chance that they change their minds and want to perform at Coachella. Yes, a .000000000000001% that Daft Punk will attend is better than a 100% chance that Kanye will attend.