The Gays* Only Thread

[MissingPerson]

From another article:

Sinton resident Alma Suarez, a substitute teacher, said she can't think of any reason for Chapa to be targeted. And especially in a community with so many churches, she said.

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[SoulDischarge]

And that's the truth of it.

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Did everyone just collectively ignore that the articles that GPS posted were about himself? Really sorry you went through that, GPS.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Jesus Bob, that's insane. So glad you got through that and got out out of there okay. I suspect palm Springs is much better for you in the end.

[amyzzz]

I read them and forgot to say anything. I also would like to extend my sympathies to GPS. That sounds terrifying.

[SoulDischarge]

They were hard to get through because they were so terribly written (like, I was pretty unsure what was going on during a lot of them), but yeah, that's terrible and sort of ridiculous. Sorry you had to endure that.

[JorgeC]

not to belittle what Bob went thru because i'm sure it was horrible when he went thru it, but looking back on it (just based on the 2 articles), it almost sounds like the plot of a bad lifetime movie. The would-be killer was the first person the list? It's like they left out the part where a dog and his smoked out friends solved the crime.

[gaypalmsprings]

I wanna know if they ever found Jessica.

No. Miranda Prather, the lesbian, pleaded guilty and was told to leave the state.

[gaypalmsprings]

Jesus Bob, that's insane. So glad you got through that and got out out of there okay. I suspect palm Springs is much better for you in the end.

Yes, in the end.

[nyarlathotoats]

that oreo looks delicious.

Doesn't it? I remember one time that had the filling to be choclate, and the cookies themselves vanilla flavored.
But i agree MP, most things have turned into bullshit wording, for a more PC world.

[HunterGather]

Not sure if these ads are real or not.

[caeden]

god i hope so. i love it when anti-gay people get their panties in a bunch over silly shit

[nyarlathotoats]

god i hope so. i love it when anti-gay people get their panties in a bunch over silly shit

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[gaypalmsprings]

[JorgeC]

brought this over from the movie thread

the theater in the suburb where i work is having a midnight showing of magic mike for some of the over-privileged ladies in town. i know a couple of them and talked my way into the screening. don't know who called it "the citizen kane of stripper movies", but i don't care. i just want to see channing tatum and matthew mcconaughey get dirty and shit

how was it and more importantly, do we see Joe's weiner and/or butthole?

[HunterGather]

I think I heard theres only one peen in the movie and it's prosthetic.

[gaypalmsprings]

[amyzzz]

I don't understand why American movies don't show wieners.

[HunterGather]

I want more mainstream dick in my mainstream movies.

[caeden]

the movie was actually really good. the story is coherent and well written. cock is shown or hinted at only two times. once in a penis pump before going on stage. the second time silhouetted behind a screen. i have to see it again. was it that good? were the stripper scenes that titillating? it was because i saw the movie with a sizable group of late 30s-early 40s women. and they were unruly. one asked if there were 3d glasses available; she would pay extra. she also asked if plastic had been put on the chairs. another announced she brought an extra pair of panties, so everything was ok. while another revealed she wasn't wearing any. at that point the only thing i could think about was drinkey's stripper-plane-to-vegas story. oh, and it only cost me $6 for a ticket. after that experience, i will be pushing for a ladies night at the bar i work. we would pack that bitch with cougars

[gaypalmsprings]

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to divorce

One of Hollywood's most talked-about couples has come to an end.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce after five years of marriage, Cruise's attorney tells CNN.

"Katie has filed for divorce," Cruise's attorney says in a statement. "Tom is very sad about it and is concentrating on the kids.”

An attorney for Holmes added in a separate statement, "This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family. Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."

[JorgeC]

I'd divorce someone too if they were in Rock of Ages.

[HunterGather]

Katie is finally free!

[ThatGirl]

Katie is finally free!

Thank god this girl finally came to her senses.

[SoulDischarge]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-gu...Contentpage=-1

My friend Jamie did all the photos for this (although I took the one of him in the supermarket freezer). I've got a feeling he contributed a lot to the content too, though. It's pretty dumb, but a bunch of the honorable mentions made me chortle.

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Photos by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete

^ Stage name. Right...???

[SoulDischarge]

Nope. He actually got it legally changed (added the Lee Curtis obviously).

[lehorne]

I've known a Jamie "The Sausage King of New Orleans" and James "King BD" (aka King Big Dick). King BD got upset because our hard-on was the same size. What a fuckin dick.

[caeden]

pics please

[gaypalmsprings]