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    Wow. Here we are. Answering Stinkbutt's questions about getting backstage passes. Wow.

    Stinkbutt, come on now, there are so many variables. Broadly speaking? No. You don't have to "romance the butt". It should be a pleasurable experience for both parties and not one's anniversary gift or something that one has to barter for through "romance". Believe it or not, there are many gay men who don't care for it and rarely engage in it.

    Also, what Sbessio said.

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    sometimes it just slides right in if you make it slick enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Do gay guys have to romance the butt, like straight guys have to do with some women, or can you usually just plow right in there?
    on a related note, do you guys douche your asses like gals do before butt love or you just let nature take its course?
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    Okayy. Clearly our message of inclusiveness has been misconstrued. I wonder if there's a way to create a thread that only some members have access to.

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    A fussy gay, I see.

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    No shit, and by the way romancing the butt is more about courtesy than bartering
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    on a related note, do you guys douche your asses like gals do before butt love or you just let nature take its course?
    You're a lucky man if your girlfriend douches her butt for you Mr Nips.

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    girls douche before buttsex? shit...
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    I dont "douche" exactly, been meaning to get one of those. But I have my methods. Hmmm maybe I shouldnt share so much...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    girls douche before buttsex? shit...
    literally...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    Okayy. Clearly our message of inclusiveness has been misconstrued. I wonder if there's a way to create a thread that only some members have access to.
    yeah, this is turning a bit too "OMG Gays! Do you do ass stuff??? OMG OMG"

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    Quote Originally Posted by edbangme View Post
    literally...
    yes, that was a partial joke.

    so if y'all don't want to answer, that's fine. but over time, you don't really need much "foreplay"/"butt romancing" and can just let someone dive right in? i'm a bit of a padawan in this arena.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    yes, that was a partial joke.

    so if y'all don't want to answer, that's fine. but over time, you don't really need much "foreplay"/"butt romancing" and can just let someone dive right in? i'm a bit of a padawan in this arena.
    I have dived right in but never been dived right in on...if that makes sense
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    Okay, here you go. Introducing the...

    Ask a Gay (or lesbian, bisexual or transgender person) thread. Enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    Okay, here you go. Introducing the...

    Ask a Gay (or lesbian, bisexual or transgender person) thread. Enjoy!
    Haha, I was just going to say there needs to be "Ask a Gay Man" thread.


    I don't know whether the straight guys are kidding or genuinely asking for help getting buttsex of their own.

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    My 10yr anniversary with my significant other is in March. I wanna do something kinda gay (gay cruise? gay resort, do the couples massage thing?). Anyone have any other suggestions?

    A little about him...he HATES being the center of attention, he doesn't like celebrating stuff (holidays, birthdays, etc), he's much more of a homebody than I am (I'm always begging him to go out....then i leave his ass at home when he says no)o, he won't get married (domestically partnered, what have you) to me (mostly because of his line of work...). We do travel a lot, he loves History Channel (mostly Hitler stuff), he loves hanging out with our dogs and is currently obsessed with the A-List, Skins and Glee. He was running a lot during the summer, but that kinda fell to the wayside since just before the holidays and he's gained some weight since then, so I really wanna cheer him up.

    FYI, i already tried the normal "cheer him up stuff" (lots of sex...sex with a hooker, sex with a third, etc, etc) and i've been brutally rebuffed. Thoughts?
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    Jorge, a massage and a vacation are very different in terms of the time and monetary commitment involved. How big are you thinking about going?

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    There are no other lesbians on this board* so may I make a home here?


    * There is Tessa but I'm quite certain she is a board appointed one.
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    Courtney - We are planning a bigger trip in the fall, so not looking to go too big in March (neither of us can take a week off). I was thinking more along the lines of a really nice weekend. Monetary is less of a concern than timing. I was thinking something along the lines of finding a pet-friendly hotel somewhere up the coast, somewhere close enought to go hiking with "the kids" (Bosco and Roxie...the dogs) or a walk on the beach. Maybe get a couples massage/spa treatment (maybe nix the massage since he doesn't like to be touched...), visit a mission (he loves churches...) and go out to dinner and drinks (somewhere not necessarily gay, but definitely gay friendly).

    EDIT - FYI, the idea i have above is something i've done with my BF before and while we loved it, i wanna do something a little different A) It's our 10 yr anniversary and B) he's been stressed about work lately/down about his weight, so I wanna make it extra memorable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    There are no other lesbians on this board* so may I make a home here?


    * There is Tessa but I'm quite certain she is a board appointed one.
    Lesbians are awesome. Welcome welcome welcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post

    FYI, i already tried the normal "cheer him up stuff" (lots of sex...sex with a hooker, sex with a third, etc, etc) and i've been brutally rebuffed. Thoughts?
    Goddammit. I wish it worked like this in some straight relationships when feeling blue.

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    Ha, I read that and had to hold my tongue. Sex with a hooker is definitely not part of my normal "cheer up" repertoire.

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    The trip up the coast sounds nice. From your description, he sounds kind of reserved, and I wonder if the '''gay''' cruise or resort might make him feel like he's being pressured to be more outgoing than he is?

    And Joann, I was just wondering that last night, there seems to be a statistical anomaly on this board. (Or a lot of people who don't mention their sexual preferences on the borad).

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    But there are also really only a handful of female regular board members.

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    Well, you are right, Courtney. There aren't that many of us females that are regulars. Good point.
    I know there are plenty of lesbians that attend Coachella. They were all at Sia.
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    Ok, Jorge. If I was a kind of somewhat reserved gay dude in need of serious TLC with ample pockets, I would probably spend the weekend at The Parker in Palm Springs getting relaxed with maybe a pedicure and a facial at their in-house spa.

    Or, for his love of history, you could go up to the San Luis Obispo area, find a cute gay-friendly B&B and maybe spend one day doing Hearst Castle, and the other a hike and wine tasting in the Paso Robles area (I've seen folks bring dogs into quite a few of those tasting rooms).

    Or, go luxury camping. Rent a cabin, safari tent or yurt at El Capitan Canyon outside of Santa Barbara, and enjoy snuggling up in front of a camp fire, making smores and whatnot. Hike the surrounding trails, or enjoy a horseback ride.

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    Courtney, I want to date you. I'll take all three weekends, thanks.

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    Rent a shitty hotel in Chicago and huddle together as the blizzard outside rages on.

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    Jorge, the longest relationship I've been in lasted 8 months so I'm probably not a good resource for "big" anniversary suggestions. Does he enjoy wine? Perhaps one of those all-inclusive winery packages in Napa Valley or down in Temecula? Hotel, spa, wine tastings, great meals, horseback riding. Napa would probably be more gay friendly. I also agree that an Atlantis style cruise doesn't sound quite right for your bf; at least not the way you've described him. If he's more of a homebody and is feeling self conscious about his weight is he really going to enjoy a gay cruise? Let's face it, on those cruises if your body fat percentage is above 3% you're probably going to feel a bit out of place.

    BTW, I think it's very sweet of you to think of what he'd prefer for this anniversary celebration; especially since he's been in a bit of slump. What a good bf you are. Congrats on making it to 10 years!

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