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    Quote Originally Posted by arctic monkey of cydonia View Post
    You are all ignorant pricks. Believe me, Caifanes is a big deal but it's not like if all Mexicans would pay a $600 dlls. trip or more just to see them; don't be stupid. And for those telling shit and else at least we have more culture and life. I speak spanish, english, french, and german; what can you speak ignorant bastards? dirty English? BTW I am in no racist but I get tired when I see this shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arctic monkey of cydonia View Post
    You are all ignorant pricks. Believe me, Caifanes is a big deal but it's not like if all Mexicans would pay a $600 dlls. trip or more just to see them; don't be stupid. And for those telling shit and else at least we have more culture and life. I speak spanish, english, french, and german; what can you speak ignorant bastards? dirty English? BTW I am in no racist but I get tired when I see this shit.
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    So, Shakira headlines Coachella 2012?

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    lololololol i know i never heard of them until this Mexican guy part of the bus shuttle for my school told me that they were going to reunite...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karilo13 View Post
    I'm Mexican and didn't purchase a ticket on time.

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    Default Re: The reason Coachella sold out in 6 days is...

    Also adding, Caifanes is playing Vive Latino Fest in Mexico City along with others acts such as chem bros.
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    come on you fucking pundits...

    this is a win win

    more latinas in, less Etard blowhards waiting on the first of the month to buy their tic.


    win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seasponge View Post
    With this year's Coachella selling out in an amazing 6 days, the question on everyone's mind is why? What is so special about this year compared to the ones before? Yes, Coachella is popular, but I find it hard to believe it has reached "sell 75,000+ tickets in 6 days" status.

    So, why? What did it this year? More importantly, who can we blame?

    That's right. You guessed it.

    Mexico.
    Okay... kind of true / funny. I would have gone with The Mexicans, personally.

    As we all know, one of the most prominent performers this year is popular Mexican Rock band Caifanes. I honestly have no idea who they are, but apparently they're REALLY popular in Mexico. Like, OBAMA popular. Like, FRENCH FRIES POPULAR.
    "Clean" comedy. Not funny. You're beginning to get on my nerves...

    In fact, Coachella is one of two AND ONLY TWO reunion shows that Caifanes will be playing. It's plain to see that the reason Coachella has sold out is because a wave of Mexican Caifanes fans (because let's be honest, who else has really even heard of, or can pronounce properly, "Caifanes?") have JUMPED on the chance to see their favorite band.
    Plenty of non-Mexican people know who the fuck Caifanes are and their catalog. Also, Mexicans don't need their favorite band to jump on / over / across anything. See: Mars Volta, ACL, previous Coachellas, Mexican Jumping Beans.

    Now, I myself managed to score a ticket. But I'd say about 20,000 - 74,000 people are out a ticket because the Mexicans love this band so much. There can be only one solution:
    Where the fuck did you get 20k-74k? About? In your estimates? You've become a cancer to this board during the course of one post. Do you see what I see?

    We must infiltrate the personal lives of the band members of Caifanes and, using subtle persuasion (read: INCEPTION), we must convince them NOT to reunite and to decide NEVER TO SPEAK TO EACHOTHER AGAIN.
    Again not funny. Also, it's "each other" with a space. If you're going to bash Mexico you should probably try speaking / writing English correctly. I'm sure your browser has a spellchecker of some sort.

    I will leave the "how" up to you. Make those calls, build old bridges, sleep with whomever you need to. Just break this damn band up, for the good of the people. For America.
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    In summation, you had a relatively good opening post until you decided to show us how annoying you are. Thanks and don't try your Gallagher / Dane Cook hybrid humor around here again.

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    neta que como estan puñetones

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post

    Plenty of non-Mexican people know who the fuck Caifanes are and their catalog. Also, Mexicans don't need their favorite band to jump on / over / across anything. See: Mars Volta, ACL, previous Coachellas, Mexican Jumping Beans.



    You're just as bad if not worse than the douche you quoted and bagged on with that write up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    You're just as bad if not worse than the douche you quoted and bagged on with that write up.

    die.
    Didn't get the irony I guess. And this is supposed to be a hipster festival?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    come on you fucking pundits...

    this is a win win

    more latinas in, less Etard blowhards waiting on the first of the month to buy their tic.
    THIS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Didn't get the irony I guess. And this is supposed to be a hipster festival?
    I'm too hip for irony
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Okay... kind of true / funny. I would have gone with The Mexicans, personally.
    Nice, you're right. It would've been funnier. Next time.

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    "Clean" comedy. Not funny. You're beginning to get on my nerves...
    Sorry bro, didn't mean to get on yer nerves there!

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Plenty of non-Mexican people know who the fuck Caifanes are and their catalog. Also, Mexicans don't need their favorite band to jump on / over / across anything. See: Mars Volta, ACL, previous Coachellas, Mexican Jumping Beans.
    I'm starting to think you don't understand that this entire thing is a joke... is it possible? Are there people out there who are THAT SERIOUS!?! HOLY LORD YOUR SERIOUS LEVEL... IT'S OVER-

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Where the fuck did you get 20k-74k? About? In your estimates? You've become a cancer to this board during the course of one post. Do you see what I see?
    The numbers? Yeah... I pulled them out of my ass, actually.

    And cancer? Shit's rough man. Shit's rough. I would never compare anything to cancer, but cancer. Or maybe AIDS.

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Again not funny. Also, it's "each other" with a space. If you're going to bash Mexico you should probably try speaking / writing English correctly. I'm sure your browser has a spellchecker of some sort.
    Sorry, I tried to impress you fancy English types by using the word "whomever" later on in my post. You really got me there though. NICE!

    Also, I wasn't really bashing Mexico. Even a little. That wasn't really the point.

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    In summation, you had a relatively good opening post until you decided to show us how annoying you are. Thanks and don't try your Gallagher / Dane Cook hybrid humor around here again.

    Sincerely,
    People who want you die.
    In summation, you didn't get the joke. Did you really have to type all of that out? Because this has taken me a good amount longer than any other posts I've typed, including the first post of this thread, and to be honest man- I just feel dirty. Fucking dirty, and mean. Is this what it feels like to be you?

    Sincerely,
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    Appparently some people don't watch Steven Colbert and are really stressed out. Lighten up tight wads.
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    i for one welcome our mexican overlords
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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    well maybe all the mexicans will leave Friday night then
    I'm not leaving till Monday morning and that's that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverCat View Post
    You will also be pro at taking a kick in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratscratch View Post
    Cuz people heard it was tight from their cool friends who went last year + less overall tickets for sale
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKNovoa View Post
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    Caifanes son uno de los motivos pero no el unico.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    well maybe all the mexicans will leave Friday night then
    If they did, you would be selling frozen lemondaes yourself the rest of the weekend.

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    LOL.....ITAS!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    If they did, you would be selling frozen lemondaes yourself the rest of the weekend.
    Let it be know that there will be no churros or frozen lemonades sold during the Caifanes set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arctic monkey of cydonia View Post
    You are all ignorant pricks. Believe me, Caifanes is a big deal but it's not like if all Mexicans would pay a $600 dlls. trip or more just to see them; don't be stupid. And for those telling shit and else at least we have more culture and life. I speak spanish, english, french, and german; what can you speak ignorant bastards? dirty English? BTW I am in no racist but I get tired when I see this shit.
    For them it's $300 for a weekend pass. Only attend the one day and all they pay for is gas/parking/food merch. Not that pricey for a big reunion.

    Plus there is a small chance their wristband can be used by someone else Sat/Sun. in theory they could see the Caifanes reunion for free is they have a good hustle. Officially tampering with wristband does void them, but fans can get very creative.

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    I am green carding a wife at coachella this year

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    aren't mexicans supposed to be really good at sneaking past check points and jumping over fences?
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