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    take responsibility for your own actions.
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    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    Explain why you didn't save in advance or have the money to buy it. Otherwise, shut up. Yes we know it sucks, I ALMOST didn't get mine, but no one on here wants to hear people bitching about how they didn't get their pass.

    Do what my friend is doing - stub hub.
    fuck.

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Sucks to be you!
    For your health

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    Wow, someone must've woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
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    enjoy the web-cast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant View Post
    Wow, someone must've woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
    I think that's the side without a festival ticket, aka: the side I'm not on!

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    I hope he gets a ticket and then dies thenight before. Cry some more little baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distorted_Jungle View Post
    I think that's the side without a festival ticket, aka: the side I'm not on!
    O snap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenDREAMS View Post
    enjoy the web-cast!
    lol cold as ice

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    If only the festival dates were announced early...oops.
    If only the lineup and tickets came out at the same time every year...oops.
    If only I knew tickets were starting to become scarce...oops.

    Sounds like someone failed to plan...even better...planned to fail.

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    I sleep on a pillow stuffed with the extra tickets I'm scalping for 3 times the price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grannock View Post
    I sleep on a pillow stuffed with the extra tickets I'm scalping for 3 times the price.
    Ooo no
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    Quote Originally Posted by cured View Post
    If only the festival dates were announced early...oops.
    If only the lineup and tickets came out at the same time every year...oops.
    If only I knew tickets were starting to become scarce...oops.

    Sounds like someone failed to plan...even better...planned to fail.
    QFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by cured View Post
    If only the festival dates were announced early...oops.
    If only the lineup and tickets came out at the same time every year...oops.
    If only I knew tickets were starting to become scarce...oops.

    Sounds like someone failed to plan...even better...planned to fail.
    THIS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henshimi View Post
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    So, um ... what exactly were the festival promoters supposed to do differently?

    *puzzled look*

    I mean, I understand the anti-scalper rage, although I think it's overblown, and a relatively small percentage of tickets ended up in their hands. But, be that as it may ... what did the promoters do wrong?

    They offered a product for sale.

    People came running from far and wide to buy it.

    They ran out.

    Seems like a perfectly normal chain of eventses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by citizenerased View Post
    lol cold as ice
    I tried to do this last year (couldn't attend, real life intervened) ... what I found most frustrating was that it wasn't real time.

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    Default Re: FUCK COACHELA. FUCK PAUL T. FUCK GOLDENVOICE. FUCK SCALPERS.

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    The only type of people I have compassion for are ones that were in my position (I happened to get lucky late). I had saved money for Coachella within two months of the end of last year's festival. Unfortunately my wife had a medical issue and has been out of work since November. She was getting paid disability by Metlife through January 2nd but have yet to extend her claim past that date. I had to unexpectedly use my savings on bills and thought I was SOL until I was saved this morning.

    That being said, I wasn't about to come bitch about it if I didn't get a pass in time. I was going to check the ticket section of this message board and stub hub religiously.
    fuck.

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    Default Re: FUCK COACHELA. FUCK PAUL T. FUCK GOLDENVOICE. FUCK SCALPERS.

    omg dani you're awesome. did anybody else see how the OPs tag is now "I SNOOZED"?

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    Default Re: FUCK COACHELA. FUCK PAUL T. FUCK GOLDENVOICE. FUCK SCALPERS.

    I also noticed the "I snoozed" part - awesome. I actually lol'd

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    wah wah wah these threads are hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenDREAMS View Post
    enjoy the web-cast!
    lol best comment

    and hahahahhahha @ I SNOOZED
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    Quote Originally Posted by henshimi View Post
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    and, you snoozed in 2007 as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by henshimi View Post
    Personally, Coachella is my Mecca. The more people the better of an experience. If there are more people it gives a much more surreal experience. I just truly hope that I can find a 3 day pass this year. I'm in such a bad place because I ended up with a trailer, but couldn't buy tickets. Ugh. A message to everyone that is attacking the people who didn't/coudn't buy tickets in time, give us a break. Don't give us such a bad time.
    ...and 2009

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    I would prefer the title to be Pathological Snoozer.

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    Personally I think it's bullshit that all of you are talking shit about people who weren't able to buy their tickets on time. Not everyone has $330 on the drop of a hat to spend on a festival pass. No one knew that it would sell out THIS quickly, and some people really need quite a bit of time to save up the cash for something like this. Not everyone plans on purchasing their tickets before the lineup is announced. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you elitist pigs. Have a bit of compassion, for Christs sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by est1985 View Post
    Personally I think it's bullshit that all of you are talking shit about people who weren't able to buy their tickets on time. Not everyone has $330 on the drop of a hat to spend on a festival pass. No one knew that it would sell out THIS quickly, and some people really need quite a bit of time to save up the cash for something like this. Not everyone plans on purchasing their tickets before the lineup is announced. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you elitist pigs. Have a bit of compassion, for Christs sake.
    Personally, I think it's bullshit that you're acting like layaway wasn't a thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by est1985 View Post
    Personally I think it's bullshit that all of you are talking shit about people who weren't able to buy their tickets on time. Not everyone has $330 on the drop of a hat to spend on a festival pass. No one knew that it would sell out THIS quickly, and some people really need quite a bit of time to save up the cash for something like this. Not everyone plans on purchasing their tickets before the lineup is announced. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you elitist pigs. Have a bit of compassion, for Christs sake.
    You're telling me that since last April people haven't had time to save for tickets they know go on sale in January? Mhm sure.
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