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I am camping with a very large group which is making a party town across 10 camp sites. We have decided that we would like to welcome a few wacky Australians to share our experience with.
Why Australians, specifically? And why must they be wacky?
Because last year our camp bordered an Aussie camp and we had many memorable interactions with them such as us randomly yelling, "Chocolate?! Australians love chocolate!", and hurling choco bars into their camp, only to have them spring up and catch them midair.
PHENOMENAL.
We have henceforth loved Aussies and desire to create more memorable events such as this. You may be thinking that I am biased, and am stereotyping Australians based upon the ridiculously outlandish interactions I have had with them while under the influence of drugs. This is true.
We understand that not all Australians are WACKY, or have a keen sense of when to catch flying choco bars, but we would like to seek out the ones that are and do.
If you are a camp-less, wacky Australian with other wacky Australian mates, here are some of the bands that we are seeing this year for your consideration:
Trentemoller, YACHT, Wire, OFF!, Crystal Castles, The Chemical Bros., Ariel Pink, HEALTH, Arcade Fire, Gogol Bordello, Interpol, Robyn, Animal Collective, Bright Eyes, Shpongle, London Suede, Duran Duran, Death From Above 1979, Lightning Bolt, CSS, PJ Harvey, as well as some others that fellow campers want to see that I don't particularly care for.
So, wacky Aussies in need, we welcome you. Message me if this situation seems like a fun time.
If you are not a wacky Aussie, but are still in need, message me all the same. We may not find any Aussies that we find to be applicable and will then consider other cool cats to share our battle fort with. (Yes, we will have a battle fort)