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    Exclamation If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Once again Goldenvoice has decided to not bring the pied piper of R & B to the polo fields.

    We got Shpongle there this year. Keep the dream alive and Goldenvoice will answer. I have faith.

    Ignition Remix sing-a-long at Coachella just needs to happen









    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    If this performance were too happen, a board wide shroom attendance would be in order
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    If this performance were too happen, a board wide shroom attendance would be in order
    nothing says shrooms like....R. Kelly?
    '99-'11...

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    LOL at this thread.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    this off topic..
    hahah i dig your avatar dude! enter porn hat in google and that's what ull find. kinda fucked up but oh well

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    nothing says shrooms like....R. Kelly?
    how else are we gonna get too see the physical manifestation of his words humping our ears?
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    ugh!

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by newnostalgia View Post
    this off topic..
    hahah i dig your avatar dude! enter porn hat in google and that's what ull find. kinda fucked up but oh well
    why thank you. I like your avatar as well. "Harry and the Hendersons" references are always welcome. You should check out the video my avatar came from...scary stuff

    but getting back on track...

    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    oh shit, i found that picture on google searching for a hat for handbana. but yea nice1 i guess there would be a video. two girls one cup. haha

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    good enough for Clive Davis. R. Kelly at the Pre Grammy party...

    R. Kelly stormed in from the rear of the ballroom, electrifying the room almost instantaneously with—no joke—the National Anthem.

    From that rockets’ red glare (he wore a red bowtie and red sequined tux scarf to match), Kelly ruthlessly stole the show, moving relentlessly and fantastically through “Step in the Name of Love,” “Your Body’s Calling,” and—cue wild Miley—a quickfire medley of “You Remind Me of Something,” “Bump ‘N Grind,” “Ignition,” and “Down Low,” before asking the audience for a palate-cleansing swig of champagne, which producer Swizz Beats stood up to supply, and ending on “When a Woman Loves.” The man is out of his mind, and he is a wonder. (from EW.com)
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED YET?!

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    If this happens, can I has golden shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stepup2stepout View Post
    If this happens, can I has golden shower?
    you can have one anyways
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    Perry lives beneath the polo grounds. A ritual must be performed for his awakening but only after a band/dj/performance art cancellation.
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    Perhaps an appropriate conversation starter would have been: "pardon me sir, would you mind taking your finger out of your girlfriends asshole? We're trying to enjoy LCD Soundsystem."

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    how else are we gonna get too see the physical manifestation of his words humping our ears?
    oh fuck this thread is gold
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    I guess it's like me going to some Al Queda site and being like "Hey guys. don't ask me how I know, but Bin Laden isn't really dead" And all those terrorist dudes would be like "Hey fuck head, Daft Punk is still not playing Coachella"

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    His new record is... wait for it... actually pretty good.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    put the little girls away...R Kelly is coming in.
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    she should get an abortion then go to chella
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    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
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    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Bump

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    YES PLEASE.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater
    Tycho - 9/20 - Emo's
    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    Dont tell R. Kelly where my little sister goes!
    ...

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    WHAT THEY EAT DONT MAKE US SHIT.




    Real talk.


    Actually the best part of that video is the "You gonna burn what? Bitch I wish youuuuuu'd burn my mother fuckin' cloooooooouuuououououououuothes"


    This would be such a great sunset set.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
    last.fm

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    I AM NOT BEING IRONIC. R Kelly at Coachella would be one of the greatest experiences in my life!

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    please put him in the sahara.

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    DELETE.
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    R. Kelly would top Roger Waters, Sir Paul, Fever Ray, AND Daft Punk put together!!
    Coachella '11, '10, '08, '07, '05, '04, '03, '99

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    I fully support this thread. thank you justin.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    This is a lyrical masterpiece.



    Jupiter, Pluton, Venus, and Saturn
    I'm leaving Earth girl to explore your galaxy
    Ten to zero
    Blast off here we go
    We'll be climax until we reach Mercury
    Girl, Tell me are you ready girl
    To take a trip out of this world
    I guarantee you'll like it
    It'll take your breath away
    Gonna get you so excited
    Once I've tasted your milky way
    Girl spend the night come take a flight with me
    Out into space

    Girl you're sending me this sexual energies
    And i gotta grab it
    Right now I've gotta have it
    Shooting stars, trip to mars
    I can get us there from where we are
    So don't trip i got a giant rocket
    Climbing through just in your pocket??

    [Chorus:]
    Sex planet
    Come fly away with me
    Right in my ecstasy
    Out in the galaxy
    Sex planet
    Get ready for take off babe (hmmm)
    Have a safe trip babe
    etc.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    PLURcenta

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

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    DELETE.
    Salah,

    You'd be there. You know it... (So would I)
    If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased... -Kanye West
    Jamiroquai 2015 please.
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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    no way.

    all of you are retarded hipsters.
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    You got The Killers AND Brandon Flowers at this festival. Let us have our fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
    last.fm

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    Default Re: If I just believe it, there's nothing to it: R. KELLY 2012

    How has this not been posted in here yet?

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    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).

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